The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*rolling of the eyes* =3=

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Has murdered the Blue Assassin with the bananaphone, to wrap this fight and the thread up. he muffles the trolls before they interject anything.*

OK! Looks like Silveos and his thread-killing powers lucked out and did the thread in for 48 hours, so someone needs to lock this up. We have a winner here! And henceforth we must totally destroy the thread and get a new one up-and-running on the double! We can pick this up in the next one anyways, so yay~

*Trolls are making infuriated muffling sounds*

WE CAN WRAP UP THE PLOT IN LPW VERSION 9! AGAIN! You people are SO impatient. So, until then, cheers to Silveos, the winner, who, because of the rapidly increasing plot, has earned a whooping total of NOTHING until the plot resolves.

SO UNTIL THE NEXT TIME...LET THERE BE, THREADLOCKE!

...I can't lock this, so can a kindly mod do it for me? Please?

[Rival Max]

The Last Poster Wins! [v8]
People post! No posting for 48 hours with the last post being yours means you win! Will you win? I don't know! Play! Have chortles!

Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] Bulbasaur
[v4] DesperadoBRT
[v5] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v6] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v7] Fantome Ecrivain


I'll lock this if you can explain 48 hours passing. None of his posts were even 24 hours apart.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...I'm an idiot. Excuse me while I bash my head in.

[Wander]

HI: IT'S OKAY YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT YOU JUST MADE A MISTAKE OKAY DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT *pats Tazz's head*

ALSO I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE WITH YOUR SNIVY'S NAME IN THE NUZLOCKE

METAL GEAR FTW ;w;

SW: No free celebratory drinks?

HI: celebratory drinks, no. free drinks, YES NOW GIMME ALL OF THE HIGH GRADE

SW: Okay! *slides a few human-sized cups of high grade energon at Hajime*

HI: AWESOME SAUCE *starts drinking like heck*

[Sir Sivelos]

Wait what. TAZZ WHAT HAPPENED I DON'T FOLLOW

[Sonic20]

*WHAT HAPPENED WAS-*

*pow*

Dimentio: I thought I killed that out-of-person-narrorator already.

[Sir Sivelos]

I guess not. o3o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

In short: Both the assassins are dead, due to a drop kick with a Bard o' doom boost and a bananaphone beating respectively. I gagged the trolls because I got time confuzzled and believed a winner was Silveos, but now that I'm corrected...

*Ungags the Trolls*

SPEAK, TROLLS, OF THE INEVITABLE PLOT TWIST THAT WE MAY HAVE RUINED BY MURDERING THOSE ASSASSINS!

[The-Hydra]

I wish you luck with...that