The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...ACTUALLY I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID BEFORE AND AGREE WITH HIM LET US RECAP.

The plot began on page 84-technically the end of page 83, BUT WHO GIVES A S**T-when RK discovers and acknowledges the hole in space-time leading to the Avatar Role-Play created by a giant cake monster of unimaginable PULCHRITUDE using SEPULCHRITUDE. After some fooling around, I forcefully equipped her and got her and HI into the portal to meet Rin Kagamire. The VOCALOID Rin Kagamire, specifically. However, little of importance sprung from that event until later on. Later on, being the discovery of severe space-time warping that could lead to MULTIDIMENSIONAL COLLAPSE. I assembled a choice team of lunatics to SAVE THE WORLD from the threat-including S2, who bore the DIMENSIONAL NEEDLE, the key to stopping the MULTIDIMENSIONAL COLLAPSE. He briefly got sidetracked in being pulled to an execution courtyard and having to fight MACHOKARP, THE MOST TESTOSTERONE-PACKED ENTITY IN EXISTENCE, but that was resolved handily.

Once at the sight of where the space-time warping was occuring, I unleashed an army of Wither Skeletons using my powers to create a diversion from a HORDE OF GENERIC EVIL BADDIES, by killing most of them and turning them into said Wither Skeletons, we slipped in to where the disturbance came from, and I began to drain the towers of their power with RA, the fusion of Ra Moon, Ra Sun and True Ra. That's 300% Ra right there! THREE TIMES THE RA! Of course, I had RA thoroughly sealed. While I did that, the mastermind behind those operations revealed himself: Revenankh, some floaty mummy guy. After we grouped together, we thoroughly maimed his pants off, and got him to flee into the void, which he was using to blow up everything.

I revealed the existence of the Dark Writs, and my role as the fourth Dark Writ, Dark Writ of Bloodlust, but this only became marginally important. We maimed his pants off a second time, of course, and managed to actually kill him with an assist from some clown/jester/whatever calling himself Dimentio. Ultimately, he died to copious amount of dynamite when infinite damage somehow failed, and I went and got choosy with the L00T drops while the rest of the gang got severely mindf***ed. To clarify: Dimentio was trapped in his own realm, naked since Scyez stole his clothes-

Scyez: YAY FOR FUNNY CLOTHES! YAAAAAAAAAAY! *Running around on the ceiling with Dimentio's clothes on. Yes, she's still doing it.*

-and being fireballed to death by Freedom, the second Dark Writ and an old foe of mine, who was the source of the mindf***. The rest of these clowns were narrowly tricked into waltzing straight into the void, and barring quick intervention by myself and Dimentio breaking the mindf***, would have instantly been oblitherated. In any case, Freedom revealed that, in short order after we broke the mindf***, that he and the rest of the Dark Writs had been reborn SOMEHOW and that Rev was their doing.

After a brief run-in with Karma, first Dark Writ and Dark Writ of Lust, which ended in her being teleported to who-knows-where, we went to RK's house, where we learned she was a Reality Warper-which isn't TOO bad when I was already competent in the arts and S2 was learning how to do it as well. However, we then discovered a hidden speakeasy under her house, and a portal to the base of the old and dreaded MOBSTER KINGPIN, who we took down. It was also the first sighting of the mysterious Black, taking down a freshly-respawned MK in such a manner that he wasn't coming back. We also figured out why RK would warp reality-in short, she's not JUST a Nekomata, she's a Nekomata Goddess of VIM, making her the strongest member of our group by far and away.

After some more mucking around, we decided to L00T a few dungeons, only to find out there was a new threat on the horizon-namely through the Black oblitherating several members of the threat and formally introducing the threat as a thing to be exterminated for a reward. However, we didn't get too far before the threat bombarded our house to pieces and we had to move to our current archipelego base in the Land of Oceans and Void. It also became thus that the unsealers, the group we were trying to stop, was mostly oblitherated save for its leader, Krathlos, because he got cranky with his underlings. In any case, we kicked his a**. Twice. The second time, he got his goal-unleashing the Original Time Eater. Turns out, that wasn't a good thing for Krathlos, as the guy was allied up with our employer, who shifted goals to the still-at-large Dark Writs. After proving they can basically kick a lot of a** by hitting 20000 different locations with an army's worth of SEMI-GENERIC EVILDOERS, most of which were promptly wiped out by the faction the Black leads, the WRAITHGUARD. This brings us to the present day-though there are several other, more minor plot threads that are ongoing, that's basically all you need to know.

[The-Hydra]

I just appreciate the fact that Tazz's post is longer than all of my blogs, and most other things I have written.

[illusdark8]

That's incredible you can recall all of that.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MY ABILITY TO RECALL ALL OF THAT IS A REQUIREMENT AS MY JOB OF RECORDMASTER!

It is EXPECTED, it is not EXCEPTIONAL.

I enjoy compliments, though. But there could have been more-namely, The-Hydra's crazed fangirls, the thing involving a Dimensional Decay self, the fact I have more than one self, the Anime Girl Plague, the fact I split RK into two beings once, ect. There's a lot I left out of that.

[The-Hydra]

It's like some kind of fantastic storybook, that could never be sold in stores.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yeah! It would be great fanfiction! I don't know what genre, but who cares?!

Illus, have you identified-coughcoughpickedcoughcough-that ring yet? There's a list on the previous page.

[Sir Sivelos]

...Huh. I guess I don't have an impact on the story, at all.

[Rival Max]

Latio the crappy sword will always just be another bad design nintendo pooped out because its running very thin on good designs. Also is this being used for your avatar role play now? cause Im pretty sure you people have a thread for that.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey, this thread is for nonsense. Sure, it ends after nobody posts in it for 48 hours, but still. Everything goes. Besides, this thread's "Canon," and I use that term loosely, is somehow connected to the AVI RP.

[The-Hydra]

Latio the crappy sword will always just be another bad design nintendo pooped out because its running very thin on good designs. Also is this being used for your avatar role play now? cause Im pretty sure you people have a thread for that.

*Gamefreak o3o