Quote Originally Posted by AUSsaultBird2454 View Post
Hell yee! Another Aussie! I need to talk to you about stuff in private later *whisper* I only get $5 a year! And that was when i got payed :( *whisper*... Need to chat about how much you get paid for pretending to be Aussie and all since Australia does not actually exist... i dont get payed for that any more... ;)

Yes I do play D&D, in fact i am playing my first game with a friend at the moment (Who i dont think is on this forum). I have only played one campaign before and that was a Pokémon based one, it was quite a fun campaign... Being a secret agent that was the best the the business and all that... Then the dice said no and i nearly died falling off a mountain and other dumb things like that... Such good fun :) How many have you played? And whats your favourite part of D&D?
Oh my god I did not pick up on the joke at first and I was like "Not an Australian...but a bot! I knew nobody would actually be awake at 5:23am!" and then I realised. XD Also what is your secret agency because I get paid way more

That sounds awesome. :3 I have never played pokemon-based D&D but I did look into it at one point and it looks cool! But confusing. xD Oh nice. :3 Falling off cliffs--classic move. I've actually DMed for a bunch of friends (we did Lost Mine of Phandelver), and also DMed a few oneshots, but predominantly I'm part of a campaign with separate friends and my word, it's wacky, intense, and amazing. We've got about four apocalypses happening at once, plus my character is wanted for the assassination of a king, which she was framed for!

My favourite part of D&D is the roleplaying, but also the ridiculous situations you can get yourself into through creative thinking, a lenient DM (xD), and hilarious dice rolls. Hahaha like how one time, there were three players (me being one): a human, an elf, and my charater, a tiefling. We had an owlbear, who was the trained pet of the human, in a bag of holding capable of supporting life and the elf was like, "I need a quill. Does anyone have a quill?" Nobody had a quill, so he had the brilliant idea to reach into the bag of holding to pluck a feather off the owlbear. Normally easy enough, but doing that without looking needed a dex roll. He rolled a nat 1. So, he grabs a fistful of owlbear feathers and yanks, which does nothing, and the owlbear shrieks, thinks it's under attack, and pulls him into the bag. XD He and this owlbear are wrestling while the human and my character just look at each other and shake our heads. The human goes into the bag to try to calm her owlbear down, but rolls terribly on animal handling, so the owlbear attacks them BOTH and they all have to roll initiative because it's getting violent. So then I'm like "Oh my god, I'M GOING IN." I went in and yelled at the owlbear with a stern, pointy finger and rolled very highly on intimidation, so it immediately goes silent and cowers. XD Everyone had sustained damage except my character, and the elf finally got his quill. Amazing.