[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

This is where the fun and magic happens for DBR2! Obviously battles and their results will be posted here, but this is also the place to declare your Victory Decisions and if you want to use Coins to buy Items or if you want to use Items (more of an action thread really, but it helps to keep everything in one place anyway)!

First battle happens SATURDAY the 17th! Catch the action and may the RNG be with you!

[Neo Emolga]

Don't be shy! Items were meant to be used!

Anywho, I'm using both my Cheaty Cookie AND my Just Desserts, so whoever gets to face me, HAVE FUN. xD

[Chakramaster]

Using my Mighty Shield on my Pikachu line as well.

[Scytherwolf]

I'll use mighty shield this round!

[Neo Emolga]

Using my Mighty Shield on my Pikachu line as well.

You got it! No tampering with your CHUs for you!

I'll use mighty shield this round!

Gotcha, I'm assuming you're using it for your Yanma > Yanmega lineup? I'll take it as if you are, but if not, poke (tell) me right away!

[Neo Emolga]

Welcome to the first match! With plenty of HAVOC to come! And love.

MASTER RNG, trying on a new pair of purple panties he knitted himself, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Togekiss and NEO EMOLGA as Umbreon to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Cheaty Cookie, Just Desserts

The FESTIVE COIN OF CARAMEL APPLES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Psych Up! But he just hasn’t had his coffee this morning!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Phantasm! It’s not very effective, resulting in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Reflect Type! But his mirror doesn’t know how to use a keyboard!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Spider Web! But she can’t get arachnids to use the internet!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Soft-Boiled! But he prefers his eggs in a cake.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Head Charge! But she can’t fit her head in the outlet!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Crunch! It’s not very effective, but CHEATY COOKIE says DENIED and it results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wrap! But she ran out of cellophane last week!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Dazzling Gleam! But he ends up just getting a lot of glitter everywhere.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hail! But her sno-cone machine breaks as soon as she plugs it in!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Chi Strike! But he can’t find how to do that on Google.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Heal Block! But her Rubix cube isn’t in her first aid kit!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Lovely Kiss! But he’s still adhering to social distancing!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rage Powder! She grinds her calculus homework into dust!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Coaching! But he doesn’t remember where he put his whistle!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acid Spray! But she can’t find Fabreeze in that scent!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Metronome! But he forgot it needs batteries!
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Gold Rush! But she prefers platinum.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Destiny Bond! But he’s not ready for that kind of commitment!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Milk Drink! Now she remembers what she forgot at the supermarket!

TURN 11
NEO EMOGLA uses Snore! It results in the 3rd and final strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (3/3)

Ooooh, time for dark pleasure! >:3

Decisions, decisions, but I bet you have a good idea of what I plan on doing. Stay tuned! >:3

[Neo Emolga]

Sorry Noble, but I still love you. <3



NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon (FLOWER POWER!)
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Bellossom
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Lilligant
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Roselia
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Flabébé
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Gossifleur
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Shaymin

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Wild West, Yee-Haw!
Theme #2: Fallout-Style 1940’s Post-Apocalypse
Theme #3: Cyberpunk 2077
Theme #4: ‘Murica! Heck yeah!
Theme #5: 8 Bit

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I’m coming in HOT! …NOT!
Usertitle #2: This isn’t even my final form!
Usertitle #3: Easy Cheesy Lemon Squeezy
Usertitle #4: Rolling Natural 1s
Usertitle #5: I’m the San Francisco treat!

Dang, one off from getting Shaymin! Ah well, there will be other opportunities, trust me! >:3

[Scytherwolf]

Gotcha, I'm assuming you're using it for your Yanma > Yanmega lineup? I'll take it as if you are, but if not, poke (tell) me right away!

Yep, that's it!

[Neo Emolga]

So feast your eyes on some more havoc!

MASTER RNG, floating on an inflatable donut inner tube, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and Scytherwolf as Yanmega to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Scytherwolf

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Mighty Shield

The CHERRY-FLAVORED COIN OF CASSETTE TAPES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

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TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins with Rolling Kick! But throwing his shoes down the stairs doesn’t quite work
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Climb! But his pet rock Charlie has no desire to do anything.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Muddy Water! But she just took a shower!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flip Turn! But she just ends up right on her back.

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Spit Up! But he feels that would be kinda gross.
SHRUIKAN uses Crush Claw! But he can’t find a hydraulic press anywhere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Scary Face! But she’s saving those for Halloween.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sludge Bomb! But she’d rather not handle explosives.

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Tomb! And then he found out that doesn’t involve an electric guitar.
SHRUIKAN uses Foul Play! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Energy Ball! But squishing a can of Red Bull doesn’t seem to work.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Origin Pulse! But she can’t figure out how to get it started!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Max Lightning! But it turns out his batteries are all dead.
SHRUIKAN uses X-Scissor! But he can’t find that at his local Staples!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rising Voltage! But she realizes her yeast can’t help with that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Ice Ball! But it’s the middle of July!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Toxic! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Draco Meteor! But he can’t seem to find one up in space.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Roar of Time! She shouts the readout on her watch!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Assist! But she can’t find anyone around to help her out!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Spikes! But he’s all out of thumb tacks!
SHRUIKAN uses Entrainment! But his straw doesn’t seem to be working!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Forest’s Curse! But the forest made a New Year’s Resolution not to swear this year.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Slide! Turns out that doesn’t involve an electric guitar either.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Arm Thrust! But he’s only got legs!
SHRUIKAN uses Max Flare! But he used up all of his 4th of July fireworks!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fake Out! She removes all of her counterfeit goods!
SCYTHERWOLF uses 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt! But she realizes she’s going to need a lot more batteries for that.

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Tail Glow! But it’s simply not radioactive enough!
SHRUIKAN uses Oceanic Operetta! But he realizes he can’t do that with a snorkel.
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Finale! But she’d rather keep going!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Baneful Bunker! But that sounds too scary for her!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! But that only gets him disqualified from the Olympics!
SHRUIKAN uses Ally Switch! But that doesn’t work with his imaginary friends!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Giga Drain! It results in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Electro Ball! But she can’t find those at the toy store!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Hold Back! But he’s a go for the gusto kind of guy!
SHRUIKAN uses Conversion 2! But he doesn’t like sequels!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Knock Off! She bumps a lamp off the table!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Photon Geyser! But she never got the instructions for use!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Growth! But watching the grass is too boring!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Slam! She shuts her bedroom door really hard!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Egg Bomb! But he can’t stick the fuse in without breaking it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Seed Flare! But setting her sunflower seeds on fire doesn’t seem to be working!

TRUN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Beak Blast! But he thinks the blue jays wouldn’t appreciate that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Substitute! It results in the 2nd strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/3)

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Wicked Blow! But using witchcraft on a hairdryer doesn’t seem to work.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heat Crash! But she just ends up with a busted furnace.

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Fang! It results in the 3rd and final strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

Ah, that was a nice exciting match!

Well Shruikan, you can either:

• Devolve her.
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals.
• Or Wheel yourself! (she’s got Mighty Shield so you can’t Wheel her)

Wheel yourself! It’s up to you, now!

[Shruikan]

You know what, I'm going to take the stupid option be nice and not devolve Scytherwolf.
Instead I'll devolve myself to Poochyena and grab an evolution crystal. Shiny gems for my gem hoard