[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

It's super slappy happy time!

MASTER RNG, wearing silly and colorful party hats all over his face, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Appletun and SHRUIKAN as Steelix to the battlefield!
@Shruikan

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The INSANITY COIN OF BONGOS AND BUBBLY TRUMPETS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Seismic Toss! But he just blows up a basketball doing that.
SHRUIKAN uses Icy Wind! But it’s just him opening his freezer.
SHRUIKAN uses Frost Breath! Yeah, still just that freezer.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Surf! But he only has his boogie board today.
SHRUIKAN uses Baton Pass! But he’s only racing alone today!
SHRUIKAN uses Water Pulse! He uses an EKG on a pond but there’s no reading!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Surf! Yeah, he gave up on that already.
SHRUIKAN uses Cotton Guard! But he got it mixed up and is defending the wool instead.
SHRUIKAN uses Work Up! But he’s actually feeling pretty chill today.

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Dive! But he wants to eat somewhere fancier than that.
SHRUIKAN uses Metronome! But he just ends up making a lot of funky noises.
SHRUIKAN uses Rest! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Follow Me! But he doesn’t want to feel paranoid.
SHRUIKAN uses Aura Wheel! But he couldn’t find that at the auto parts store.
SHRUIKAN uses Glaciate! He throws some water into the freezer!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Corkscrew Crash! But that just makes a real mess of the winery.
SHRUIKAN uses Splash! But he just ends up watching some movie about a mermaid.
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Steelsurge! But he doesn’t want to derail a train doing that.

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses After You! But he’s waited in line long enough.
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Volt Crash! But he thinks that might cause liability with the power company.
SHRUIKAN uses Mimic! But he really just can’t stand mimes.

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Round! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Tail Slap! But he thinks that might be a bad idea when the cops are already chasing you.
SHRUIKAN uses Feint Attack! But then everyone calls him on his bluff.

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Growth! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final strike against NEO EMOLGA! (3/3)

Well, that was a silly hot mess on my part.

You’re a winner again, Shruikan! So that means you can…

• Devolve me into a silly Applin!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to become an ultimate Mega Steelix!
• Wheel me! (and earn the coveted “Spank the Sky Squirrel” token)
• Or go silly and Wheel yourself! (and earn the “Wacky Wheel Wishin’” token)

Your party gets a sequel! How do you groove!?

[Shruikan]

Sorry Neo, but my token collecting obsession demands that I Wheel you.

[Neo Emolga]

Sorry Neo, but my token collecting obsession demands that I Wheel you.

…FUN! Actually, I’m very happy you didn’t let me get devolved into Applin. That would have been... dreadful. xD



SHRUIKAN RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Luxray
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Lurantis
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Vibrava
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Dreepy
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Purrloin
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Buzzwole

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Gold, Silver and Gemstones
Theme #2: Digital Glitch
Theme #3: Magical Girls
Theme #4: Inverted Colours
Theme #5: Phantom Thief

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I am Ferdinand von Aegir
Usertitle #2: #1 Magikarp fan
Usertitle #3: !uhcakiP
Usertitle #4: Life needs things to live
Usertitle #5: (=^･ω･^=)

Thanks, I is now kitty. GlItChY kItTy!

Off to new adventures!

[Neo Emolga]

It’s a hot mess and you’re invited!

MASTER RNG, pressing buttons on a calculator with his nose, pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Onix and NOBLEJANOBII as Exeggcute to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @Noblejanobii

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DRUNKEN COIN OF HARPS THAT SOUND LIKE ELECTRIC BASS GUITARS has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Silver Wind! But she just throws a lot of glitter into a fan.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Doom Desire! But then he decides he’d rather watch Raider of the Lost Ark or The Last Crusade.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Energy Ball! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

Dang, that one sure didn’t last too long!

Noble, as party queen tonight, you can…

• Devolve and egg Voltaire!
• Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to become Exeggutor!
• Or go nuts and Wheel yourself! (and earn the “Wacky Wheel Wishin’” token)

What kind of craziness is on your menu!?

[Noblejanobii]

I'm gonna go ahead and evolve myself!

[Neo Emolga]

I'm gonna go ahead and evolve myself!

Congrats, Noble has evolved into Exeggutor!

Bet it feels nice to shed off the silly Kidz Bop stuff. xD

[Neo Emolga]

Well gee, guess what? You got that right!

MASTER RNG, juggling a hundred golf pencils, pulls in...

ARNISD as Espeon and CHAKRAMASTER as Pachirisu to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Chakramaster

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Cheaty Cookie, Mysterious Halo (Mew)

The PORKY COIN OF CRAZY HATS AND SOCKS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts up with Screech! MEW swoops in and it results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
ARNISD uses Zing Zap! But he gets mixed up and sings a song about rain and thunder.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Struggle Bug! But shaking an ant farm seems kind of cruel.
ARNISD uses Snarl! But that resulted in unhappy waiter service last time he tried it.

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Heart Swap! But that would require some pretty intense surgery!
ARNISD uses Bide! But he’s feeling too impatient for that!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Lucky Chant! But that doesn’t help change the numbers on his losing lottery ticket…
ARNISD uses Baneful Bunker! But he doesn’t think his creepy basement will suffice.

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Leech Seed! He steals some sunflower seeds from his neighbor!
ARNISD uses Ally Switch! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Volt Switch! Both CHARAKAMSTER and MEW perform a DOUBLE-STRIKE on ARNISD! (3/4)
ARNISD uses Steamroller! But he forgot to gas it up before the battle.

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mirror Move! He adjusts the one he has in the bathroom so he can see himself better!
ARNISD uses Hurricane! But he has bad memories of trying that while surfing…

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Poison Powder! But he got it mixed up with his pepper shaker.
ARNISD uses Flatter! But he got it mixed up and ended up slashing all the tires on his car.

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Cross Chop! But he needs that to repel vampires!
ARNISD uses G-Max Drum Solo! But he only knows how to play the violin!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Acupressure! But he’d rather not get touchy feely.
ARNISD uses Splishy Splash! He goes for a bath in the kiddie pool!

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dream Eater! But he forgot to include his favorite barbecue sauce!
ARNISD uses Steel Roller! But he thinks that might not work for the paint job he wants to do.

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Luster Purge! He throws out all his polished silverware!
ARNISD uses Flail! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (2/3)

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bouncy Bubble! But it pops before it hits the ground!
ARNISD uses Needle Arm! But he’d rather leave the cacti alone.

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Climb! But he’s suddenly afraid of heights!
ARNISD uses Mud Sport! But he’d rather not take a shower again.

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses Psyshock! MEW swoops in for the strike, IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, but CHEATY COOKIE says to heck with that and it results in the 4th and final strike against ARNISD! (4/4)

Just… WOW. Ladies and gentlemen, this is why you use items like this. xD

Chakra, you get your lovely choices of…

• Devolve arnisd into a fluffy and cute Eevee!
• Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
• Wheel yourself!
• Or Wheel arnisd!

It’s your time to shine!

[Chakramaster]

can't resist. Must wheel myself! Hope for little something better....maybe xD

[Neo Emolga]

can't resist. Must wheel myself! Hope for little something better....maybe xD

Third time’s the charm, eh? Sure, let’s see!

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ludicolo
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Cinccino
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Vanillish
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Bidoof
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Electric Mayhem!
Theme #2: RPG Fantasy Style
Theme #3: Big City Livin'
Theme #4: Christmas Time!
Theme #5: Stay Frosty

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Cool off!
Usertitle #2: Time Turner
Usertitle #3: Lemme at em! Lemme at em!
Usertitle #4: Do you wanna build a snowchuuu
Usertitle #5: Simple as 1, 2, 3!

Ha, well, ok, that just happened. xD

Sorry, buddy, but after that whole Fun Flip incident… muah ha ha ha!!! All aboard the karma train!

[Neo Emolga]

Say hello to the madness of Season 7! What havoc will it unleash?

SEASON 7

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS PURRLOIN
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BIDOOF
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS ONIX
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ESPEON
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: UP FIRST!

#5 ARNISD: AS ESPEON
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS STEELIX
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS EXEGGUTOR
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!