[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

Come get some!

MASTER RNG, blasting off again, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Liepard and NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The FROSTY COIN OF COSMIC MAGIC MARKERS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Zen Headbutt! But he’s not sure how to headbutt that!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Thunder Wave! She waves hello to the stormy skies above!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Meteor Beam! He shoots a meteor with a plasma rifle!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Smelling Salts! But she doesn’t sense an aroma from her salt shaker!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Seed! But he can’t find that in the gardening section of Home Depot!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Phantom Force! But the phantoms are feeling lazy and would rather sleep in today.

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Eruption! He sets his subwoofer to max!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shell Trap! In her paranoia, she goes to the Exxon station instead!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Rototiller! But he can’t figure out the assembly instructions!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Continental Crush! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Leech Seed! But he can’t find them at Lowe’s either!
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Foam Burst! And she reminds herself not to open a soda can after shaking it!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Skitter Smack! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd damage strike against NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mud Shot! She shoots a mudslide with her AK-47!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Celebrate! But he forgot to buy cake and party hats!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Slack Off! But she’s had too much coffee for that!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Sacred Fire! But his holy water puts out all the flames!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dive! But she’d rather eat somewhere fancier.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Attract! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final damage strike against NEO EMOLGA! (3/3)

Holy heck, I’m definitely very good at self-destructing myself! And now a word from our sponsors, the makers of Cheaty Cookies!

Noble, as Queen of the Battle Shaymins, you get your choice of…!

• Devolve me into an adorable Purrloin! Again!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Throw me into your Wheel! (and get the “Spank the Sky Squirrel” token too, people love getting that one!)
• Or go ahead and Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)

How will you play it!?

[arnisd]

It just means you should visit more often! We don't bite!

Indeed! You are very right :)

[Chakramaster]

It’s FRIDAY, so you all know what that means. 2 more Coins for everyone. Some of you this week get the Coin Coveter token. So look for those soon!

Will you start a spending spree now as you can or continue to save up?

[Noblejanobii]

I think I'll go ahead and wheel ya! Sorry Neo :P

I also am going to cash in and buy a Second Wind as well as a Just Desserts!

[Neo Emolga]

I think I'll go ahead and wheel ya! Sorry Neo :P

I also am going to cash in and buy a Second Wind as well as a Just Desserts!

Aww, hate to say it, but you just missed the 24 hour cutoff by an hour. To be fair, I had to default it to devolve.

But I can handle that transaction for you! Just let me know when you want to activate the Just Desserts! :3

[Neo Emolga]

It’s news for you party people!

MASTER RNG, wrapped in provolone cheese, pulls in...

ARNISD as Onix and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Lucario to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Voltaire Magneton

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The PLUSHY COIN OF APOCALYPTIC STRAWBERRIES has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD kicks things off with Focus Energy! But he’s too distracted by Netflix!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sludge Wave! He waves hello to his local sewage treatment plant!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Dual Wingbeat! But he ends up just flapping around like a chicken!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Terror! But he’d rather save that for spooking kids on Halloween.

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Water Spout! But he hates the “I’m a Little Teapot” song.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poison Powder! But he’s a bit nervous handling anthrax.

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Rest! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Draco Meteor! But he can’t find one with his telescope!

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Magnet Rise! He throws his fridge magnets into an elevator and sends them to the top floor!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Thunder! But it’s just his stomach growling.

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Lava Plume! And that’s the last time he ever makes chili with Carolina reaper peppers!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psywave! Or at least he imagined it going differently in his head!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Steel Wing! And then he returns his order from Popeyes because there’s been some terrible mistake.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Branch Poke! It wobbles a bit and then goes right back to where it started!

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Snore! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st damage strike against ARNISD! (1/4)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Crunch! It results in the 2nd damage strike against ARNISD! (2/4)

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Hone Claws! But it’s a bit hard without claws to begin with!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Entrainment! But he can’t find a decent guide for that on Google!

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Spite! But he’s just not one to keep grudges!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ice Ball! But it melts by the time he makes it back from taking it out of his freezer!

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Struggle Bug! But frying ants with a magnifying glass is cruel!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Knuckle! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on ARNISD! (5/4)

Hot dang, that was nice and spicy!

Voltaire, you get to enjoy the finest menu selection of…!

• Devolve and egg arnisd!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Throw arnisd into your Wheel
• Or go ahead and Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)

Ball’s in your court!

[Voltaire Magneton]

It's Wheel time for arnisd!

[Neo Emolga]

It's Wheel time for arnisd!

Because Wheel time is a special time. :3



VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Emojis
Theme #3: Paint the Town by LOONA
Theme #4: Corporate Minimalism (a.k.a. pls dont turn me into a oversimplified logo nooo-)
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBros
Usertitle #5: Just Monika

You know, I never tried Discord Light Mode and this made me curious.

Funny how I tried that... as a cat. Let's just say mistakes were made. xD

[arnisd]

Only Arceus can judge me now for using discord light mode :p

[Neo Emolga]

Back to Thunderdome!

MASTER RNG, playing Texas Hold ‘Em with a bunch of zombies, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu and SHRUIKAN as Mega Steelix to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @Shruikan

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SUGARY COIN OF RANDOM HEAPS OF TEA LEAVES has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts things up with Rock Blast! He shoots a boulder with a rocket launcher!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Foam Burst! He learns the hard way what happens when you open a soda can after shaking it!
SHRUIKAN uses Air Slash! And now he’s got four flat tires on his car!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Defend Order! He goes and hires a lawyer!
SHRUIKAN uses Shell Side Arm! He keeps a conch in his pistol holster!
SHRUIKAN uses Seismic Toss! It makes his basketball bounce into space!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Belch! But he doesn’t want to come off as impolite!
SHRUIKAN uses Power Whip! He strikes out with his extension cord!
SHRUIKAN uses Defend Order! And now he’s got a lawyer, too!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Secret Power! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Icy Wind! But it’s really him just using a fan with his freezer.
SHRUKAN uses Freeze Shock! He scares his freezer with a spooky face!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Drill Peck! He puts on a bird beak and pecks at his power tools!
SHRUIKAN uses Rage Powder! But the kind he brought only makes things spicy.
SHRUIKAN uses Max Rockfall! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Growth! But he checks against his height chart and it hasn’t changed!
SHRUIKAN uses Aromatic Mist! But he’d rather save the perfume for his mom.
SHRUIKAN uses Terrain Pulse! He runs an electrocardiogram on the ground but there’s no reading!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Vine Lash! He goes out and does some really aggressive weeding!
SHRUIKAN uses Hyperspace Fury! But he can’t figure out how to get up there to go angry!
SHRUIKAN uses Crafty Shield! He makes a buckler out of cardboard!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Catastropika! It has NO EFFECT ON SHRUIKAN, causing him to weep in defeat! (5/3)

Ow… and I had a feeling things might go this way for the little Pika!

Shruikan, as party king, you can…

• Devolve Chakra into an adorable little Pichu!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Throw Chakra into your Wheel!
• Or go ahead and Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)

It’s your party moment!