[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Shruikan]

I'll go with Devolving Chakra into a Pichu

[Neo Emolga]

I'll go with Devolving Chakra into a Pichu

Aww, look, you made him even more adorable now! :3

[Neo Emolga]

Hey! Look! Listen! It's Season 11!

SEASON 11

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS PURRLOIN
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PICHU
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS LUCARIO
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS SCYTHER
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!

#5 ARNISD: AS HATTERENE
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS MEGA STEELIX
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MEGA MAWILE
(SECOND WIND PROTECTED)
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

So what happens when you take both the red pill and the blue pill together?

MASTER RNG, riding all over the walls and ceiling on a unicycle, pulls in...

Scytherwolf as Scyther and NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @Noblejanobii

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Second Wind

The TANGY COIN OF PAPER PLANES AND FRENCH FRIES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

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TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF opens up with Reflect! She checks herself out in a mirror!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Life Dew! But the stuff she finds only makes her feet wet!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Icicle Spear! But it melts before she can bring it back from her freezer!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Court Change! But her lawyer tells her she can’t do that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Glacial Lance! She sticks a pole in an iceberg!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Water Shuriken! But it drips through her fingers!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnet Rise! She sends her fridge magnets on an elevator to the top floor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Wrap! She enjoys a delicious chicken burrito!
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Replenish! But she doesn’t know what emptied out!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acid! But she just says no to drugs!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Iron Tail! She tells a story about working out at the gym!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Stomping Tantrum! But the tenants downstairs would complain!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spirit Break! She smashes all the alcohol at the bar!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Life Dew! And she just gets her feet wet again.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Corkscrew Crash! And now she’s breaking alcohol as well.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Smokescreen! But she doesn’t know where to plug in her fog machine!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Headbutt! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sunsteel Strike! But she can’t find a guide on Google on how to do that herself!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flare Blitz! But she just sets the whole barbecue on fire doing that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Metronome! But she just makes a lot of funny sounds.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Screech! But it turns out she really can play the violin really well!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Surging Strikes! But now she’s got no where to plug in her DVR and flatscreen TV!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tar Shot! She blasts a tar pit with her Beretta!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grudge! But she’s a forgive and forget Pokémon!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Seismic Toss! But it bounces her basketball into the stratosphere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Encore! But she’d feel embarrassed to do that all over again.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Protect! It results in the 2nd damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aqua Ring! She empties her water bottle around herself!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bouncy Bubble! But it just pops when it hits the ground, much to her disappointment.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ice Hammer! She bonks an iceberg with her mallet!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acrobatics! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)

Oof, that didn’t look too cozy!

Noble, you’re party queen again! You can…!

• Devolve and egg Scytherwolf!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Toss Scytherwolf into your Wheel!
• Or go ahead and Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)

What will Noblejanobii do?

[Noblejanobii]

Ehhh what the heck. Spin the wheel!

[Neo Emolga]

Ehhh what the heck. Spin the wheel!

Why that’s Wheely naughty of you, Noble!



NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Shiftry
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Abomasnow
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Pupitar
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Onix
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Exeggcute
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Celebi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fast and Furious feat Dominic Toretto
Theme #2: Kidz Bop
Theme #3: TikTok Superstar
Theme #4: High School Musical
Theme #5: My Little Pony

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: So you had a bad day, you had a bad day, you had a bad-
Usertitle #2: Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Usertitle #3: Central Jersey exists, I swear!
Usertitle #4: Stuck on the Old Town Road
Usertitle #5: Fun for the Whole Family!

Perfect, she loves My Little Pony! I have no clue about Shiftry, though! xD

[Neo Emolga]

It’s the big easy funky fresh!

MASTER RNG, pretending to be snorkeling on land, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and ARNISD as Hatterene to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster @arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SILLY COIN OF SLIMY ORANGES AND DOMINOS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD starts things up with Drill Run! But he figures the same rule applies with running with scissors.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Strike! It results in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Spacial Rend! He rips up a picture of space!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Take Down! He pulls a jar of cookies off the shelf!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Gyro Ball! He squashes a gyro into a messy sphere!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Solar Blade! But he has second thoughts about going to the sun to get it…

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Sparkly Swirl! He flushes a bag of glitter down the toilet!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bug Bite! But he’s not crazy about eating locusts.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Dizzy Punch! But he’s all out of alcohol for that!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Circle Throw! He tosses a hula hoop into the arena!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Frustration! But he’s able to concentrate with some coffee!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Tartness! He makes some really sweet toaster pastries!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Dragon Claw! But Smaug doesn’t like the idea of him running off with his severed hand.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ice Hammer! He bonks his ice box with a mallet!

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Relic Song! But he can’t stand karaoke night.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Acupressure! But he’s adhering to social distancing!

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Icicle Spear! But it melts before he makes it back from his freezer!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sneak! But he hasn’t spent enough points in his stealth skill!

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Acid Armor! But it looks like a really mess to try and put on!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Acid Spray! But it’s really just a bottle of old, stinky cologne!

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Dual Chop! But he’s fine with just having one for dinner.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mist! But it’s just him going crazy with a spray bottle!

TURN 12
ARNISD uses Foul Play! But he feels cheaters never win!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Brave Bird! But he’s too chicken to try it!

TURN 13
ARNISD uses Aqua Jet! But a plane made of water seems like it would have trouble flying…
CHAKRAMASTER uses Splintered Stormshards! But he’s not sure how to break up a storm into tiny pieces!

TURN 14
ARNISD uses Core Enforcer! He hires a guard to make sure no one touches the center of his apple!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Echoed Voice! It results in the 2nd strike against ARNISD! (2/4)

TURN 15
ARNISD uses Mega Drain! But he thinks the one he has in his shower is good enough.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Super Fang! But he’s going as something other than a vampire this Halloween.

TURN 16
ARNISD uses Wake-Up Slap! But he’d rather just stick to using his alarm clock.
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Chi Strike! But there’s no For Dummies book on that!

TURN 17
ARNISD uses Bone Club! He starts a fan group all about skeletons!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Muddy Water! But he’d rather not have to take a shower again.

TURN 18
ARNISD uses Aura Wheel! But they told him they don’t carry that at the auto store.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Endure! It results in the 3rd strike against ARNISD! (3/4)

TURN 19
ARNISD uses G-Max Tartness! Turns out he’s good at making toaster pastries, too!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hyper Fang! But he’s not too keen on the idea of feeding Red Bull to Dracula.

TURN 20
ARNISD uses Max Strike! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sludge Bomb! But it blows up a septic tank and makes a real mess.

TURN 21
ARNISD uses Head Smash! But his brain says no more Calculus…
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sneak! But he still doesn’t have enough stealth points!

TURN 22
ARNISD uses Drill Run! But his doesn’t even want to get up and walk!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Copycat! He makes a xerox copy of an American shorthair!

TURN 23
ARNISD uses Seed Bomb! But he gets kicked out of the Home Depot gardening area for that.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rising Voltage! But it fries his DVR in the process!

TURN 24
ARNISD uses Confide! But he thinks secrets are much more fun!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Court Change! But his lawyer tells him he can’t do that.

TURN 25
ARNISD uses Seed Bomb! And that just gets him banned from Lowe’s, too.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Pin Missile! But he feels that wouldn’t make a big enough of an explosion.

TURN 26
ARNISD uses Trump Card! But he didn’t know there was a trading card game for politics.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Quick Attack! It results in the 4th and final strike against ARNISD! (4/4)
(Holy crap, didn’t realize this is a Pokémon GO Legacy Move xD!)

Dang, you really defied the odds there, dude!

You get your delicious choice of…!

• Devolve arnisd into Hattrem!
• Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to become Pikachu again!
• Toss arnisd into your Wheel!
• Or just Wheel yourself again!

So what will Chu do!?

[Chakramaster]

Know what. Let's have some fun. Let's put Arnisd through my wheel!

[Neo Emolga]

Know what. Let's have some fun. Let's put Arnisd through my wheel!

It is! Wheeling is good, wholesome family fun!



CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Ludicolo
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Cinccino
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Vanillish
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Bidoof
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Electric Mayhem!
Theme #2: RPG Fantasy Style
Theme #3: Big City Livin'
Theme #4: Christmas Time!
Theme #5: Stay Frosty

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Cool off!
Usertitle #2: Time Turner
Usertitle #3: Lemme at em! Lemme at em!
Usertitle #4: Do you wanna build a snowchuuu
Usertitle #5: Simple as 1, 2, 3!

Aww, look! You made him an adorable zappy squirrel! Truly a kind and generous thing you’ve done! :3

[arnisd]

I will say pachirisu is adorable uwu