[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

**Neo Emolga** · 08-29-2021, 04:19 AM

Originally Posted by Voltaire Magneton

I'll spend my coins and buy (and use) Just Desserts and buy (not use yet) a Wheelie!

You got it! And yeah, you only use Wheelie as a Victory Decision after winning, but it also lets you change the whole setup (if you want to, you can keep it as if you'd like).

**arnisd** · 08-29-2021, 07:25 AM

Aah right, forgot, well I'll go with mew again for the halo

**Scytherwolf** · 08-29-2021, 11:26 AM

Dang, I am really having the worst luck with never managing to get online in time whenever I win. x__x Ah well. I'll see about the items when I'm not so tired.

**Neo Emolga** · 08-29-2021, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by arnisd

Aah right, forgot, well I'll go with mew again for the halo

No worries, I got you covered!

Originally Posted by Scytherwolf

Dang, I am really having the worst luck with never managing to get online in time whenever I win. x__x Ah well. I'll see about the items when I'm not so tired.

It's been that kind of week, eh? :P

Yeah, been feeling that too, but hope you see you back, refreshed, and good to go next time!

**Neo Emolga** · 08-29-2021, 11:44 PM

Observe our finest, freshest stock of lunacy!

MASTER RNG, dancing on the ceiling, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile and NEO EMOLGA as Ninetales to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

NOBLEJANOBII

SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Second Wind, Just Desserts

VS

NEO EMOLGA

SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Second Wind, Just Desserts

The CRAZED COIN OF NUCLEAR NACHOS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Swift! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Rapid Flow! But she doesn’t want to have to mop that up afterword!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Circle Throw! He tosses a hula hoop into the arena!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Camouflage! But she can’t find where she last put it!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Thousand Arrows! But he feels just one is all he needs to point toward the right direction.
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Drum Solo! But she’s feeling like more of a guitar player today.

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Magnet Bomb! But he needs them to post notes on his refrigerator!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Power Trick! But it doesn’t quite work and causes a blackout instead.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Head Smash! But he’d rather avoid a migraine later.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mean Look! But she remembers the last person who tried that got called a Karen.

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Meteor Assault! But he decides he’d rather not pester them in space.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rock Wrecker! She smashes an electric guitar to pieces!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Focus Blast! His concentration gets pulverized by a YouTube video!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Guard! It results in the 2nd strike on NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Shadow Ball! It results in the 1st strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fishious Rend! She tries to cut the tallest tree in the forest with a herring!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Electroweb! But the cobwebs in his house don’t seem to be very good conductors!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Vine Whip! She goes all Indiana Jones on those grapevines!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Shell Side Arm! He keeps a conch in his pistol holster!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Surging Strikes! She lashes out at her surge protector!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Disable! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd strike against NEO EMOLGA! (3/3)

UGH, I didn’t think I’d be needing yet another Cheaty Cookie so soon! And here we are! But good job!

And pfft, since we’re both using a Second Wind, the only option you actually have is breaking mine. Well, was nice while it lasted!

**Chakramaster** · 08-30-2021, 02:10 PM

I hate it, but I may have to give up on the Coin Converter....

I need a Cheaty Cookie and prime it now before I fall victim to what is out there now.

Must keep my Emolga status longer.

**Neo Emolga** · 08-30-2021, 02:15 PM

Remember to smile!

MASTER RNG, playing Magic the Gathering with Uno cards, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mega Steelix and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Flabébé to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Voltaire Magneton

SHRUIKAN

SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON

SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts

The SUPER SLAPPY HAPPY COIN OF ULTIMATE FUNNEL CAKES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Avalanche! He throws the contents of his freezer’s ice box into the arena!
SHRUIKAN uses Jump Kick! But that doesn’t seem to help his jumper cables do anything.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bestow! But he forgot what exactly he was supposed to give!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Kick! But that made him lose a soccer ball last time!
SHRUIKAN uses Water Shuriken! But it becomes a puddle before he can toss it!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spit Up! He finally gets rid of that chewing gum that lost all its flavor!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Quick Attack! But he forgot to have his coffee this morning!
SHRUIKAN uses Sing! But he’s not up for karaoke night.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magnitude! He drops a brick on a weight scale!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Screech! It results in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Skitter Smack! But he forgot where he left his fly swatter!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Twister! He puts his left hand on a red dot and his right foot on a yellow dot!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Sleep Powder! But it ends up being just powdered sugar!
SHRUIKAN uses Secret Sword! But then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Powder! And now his pancakes are even more sugary and delicious!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Echoed Voice! But he suddenly goes quiet about it!
SHRUIKAN uses Aurora Veil! But it’s really just a groovy tie-dye towel.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magnetic Flux! But it just makes his fridge magnets go bonkers.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses King's Shield! But then the museum kindly asks for him to give it back.
SHRUIKAN uses Fiery Wrath! And that’s the last time he tries deep frying a turkey.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poltergeist! But he grows tired of staring at a static television screen.

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Rototiller! It results in the 2nd strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Payback! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Peck! But he doesn’t want to stick his nose in a place where it doesn’t belong.

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Rolling Kick! But throwing his shoes down the stairs doesn’t seem to do anything.
SHRUIKAN uses Gastro Acid! But he feels that would be kinda disgusting.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Double Team! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)

Surprise! Shruikan wins again! And that’s the good news!

The bad news is… yeah, that Just Desserts that Voltaire has active. That’s going to be a thing.

As king of the battle, Shurikan, you can…

Devolve and egg Voltaire Magneton!
Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals! (Might want to since you’re getting Wheeled one way or another)
Wheel Voltaire Magneton (Wouldn’t blame you for doing this either! xD)
Or Wheel yourself (but you’re getting dumped into your own Wheel anyway, so this would be nothing :P)

You decide!

**Neo Emolga** · 08-30-2021, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

I hate it, but I may have to give up on the Coin Converter....

I need a Cheaty Cookie and prime it now before I fall victim to what is out there now.

Must keep my Emolga status longer.

You're all set! And yeah, things are getting crazy out there!