[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

Season 8, in yo face!!!

SEASON 8

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LIEPARD
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BIDOOF
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS LUCARIO
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ESPEON
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 ARNISD: AS ESPEON
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS STEELIX
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
STATUS: UP FIRST!

#7 NOBLEJANOBII: AS EXEGGCUTE
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

Be ready and be steady!

[Neo Emolga]

Get on your crazy face!

MASTER RNG, blasting cheese whiz everywhere, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Steelix and NEO EMOLGA as Liepard to the battlefield!
@Shruikan

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The TROPICAL COIN OF SQUEAKY DUCKS AND NOISES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

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TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts things off with Baddy Bad! But he knows Santa’s watching.
SHRUIKAN uses Photon Geyser! But he just uses his garden hose in a silly way.
NEO EMOLGA uses Chip Away! He tosses his expired chocolate chip cookies!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Fury Swipes! He uses his credit card like crazy!
SHRUIKAN uses Poltergeist! But he doesn’t like looking at static television screens for a long time.
NEO EMOLGA uses Secret Power! But he’d rather keep it secret!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Metal Sound! He listens to some Metallica and Iron Maiden!
SHRUIKAN uses Spark! But Smoky the Bear tells him only he can prevent forest fires.
NEO EMOLGA uses Anchor Shot! But then the captain kicks him off the boat.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! But that gets him disqualified from the Olympics!
SHRUIKAN uses Gyro Ball! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Apple Acid! But he’d rather not waste his delicious apple sauce doing that.

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Zing Zap! But he’s afraid of what that might do to his electric bill.
SHRUIKAN uses Hyperspace Fury! But he’s worried about if he’d be able to breathe in space.
NEO EMOLGA uses Overdrive! But he’s afraid of overheating his car doing that!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Scale Shot! But now he can’t measure his weight!
SHRUIKAN uses Lovely Kiss! But he’d rather wait for Valentine’s Day.
NEO EMOLGA uses Heavy Slam! But the people downstairs would complain!

TURN 7
SHURIKAN uses Supersonic! But messing around with his radio doesn’t seem to be working.
SHRUIKAN uses Leech Life! But that makes his breakfast cereal kind of disgusting.
NEO EMOLGA uses Wring Out! He squeezes the water out of his wet towel!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Metal Burst! He blows up an aluminum soda can!
SHRUIKAN uses Pound! He exchanges his dollars for British currency!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flash Cannon! But he blows up a camera doing that.

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Jaw Lock! But he’d rather not play around with tetanus.
SHRUIKAN uses Doom Desire! But he decides to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses Conversion 2! But Conversation 2 what!?

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Me First! But he gets kicked out of the movie theater for cutting in line!
SHRUIKAN uses Ingrain! But he thinks that would be a little creepy.
NEO EMOLGA uses Horn Drill! He drills a hole right in his trumpet!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Giga Drain! But he’s afraid of getting sucked in while taking a shower.
NEO EMOLGA uses Hyperspace Hole! But he decides that’s not the place he wants to plant his flowers.

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Thunderous Kick! Except you kinda need feet to do that first.
NEO EMOLGA uses Take Down! He finally takes his Christmas decorations off the walls!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Disarming Voice! But he hasn’t quite mastered that level of diplomacy.
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Darts! But Smaug doesn’t appreciate being used as a dartboard.

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Teleport! But he’s still trying to invent that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aerial Ace! But he hasn’t passed pilot school yet!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Dark Pulse! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Shock Wave! He scares the audience and then waves hello to them!

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses Max Wyrmwind! It results in the 2nd strike against NEO EMOLGA (2/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Embargo! But he still wants to buy stuff from Shruikan’s Etsy store!

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Behemoth Blade! But he couldn’t get it out the front door!
NEO EMOLGA uses Slack Off! But he’s feeling too energetic!

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Scratch! But that ruins his cellphone screen!
NEO EMOLGA uses Jaw Lock! But yeah, he doesn’t want to play around with tetanus either.

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Meltdown! But that seems very dramatic!
NEO EMOLGA uses Rock Tomb! He buries a stone in a casket!

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN uses Fleur Cannon! He blasts a bouquet instead of a cannon ball!
NEO EMOLGA uses No Retreat! But he needs that vacation spot!

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN uses Wring Out! Now his towel is all dry, too!
NEO EMOLGA uses Drill Peck! He pokes his nose at his Craftsman power drill!

TURN 22
SHRUIKAN uses Rage! But actually he’s feeling quite peachy!
NEO EMOLGA uses Pyro Ball! But he thinks there’s better ways to light the barbecue.

TURN 23
SHRUIKAN uses Core Enforcer! He lets his mostly eaten apple become his deputy!
NEO EMOLGA uses Jaw Lock! He hasn’t changed his mind about that tetanus.

TURN 24
SHRUIKAN uses Play Nice! But that’s not going to help him win this battle!
NEO EMOLGA uses Spectral Thief! But he’d rather play the mage class.

TURN 25
SHRUIKAN uses Electroweb! But that might make the black widows pretty angry.
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Ooze! It has NO EFFECT on SHRUIKAN, causing NEO EMOLGA to weep in defeat! (5/3)

Ugh, MANNNN… that was brutal. Long… and BRUTAL!

Shruikan, you get your happy selection of…!

• Devolve me into a cute lil’ Purrloin! (Again)
• Evolve yourself into a mighty Mega Steelix!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
• Or Wheel yourself!

How are you going to play it out!?

[arnisd]

EEeh Neo! You forgot to ping me!!! T-T
But was going to devolve him anyways so no harm uwu

[Voltaire Magneton]

EEeh Neo! You forgot to ping me!!! T-T
But was going to devolve him anyways so no harm uwu

I didn't even realize Neo didn't tag you too, I thought it's just me lmfao

[Neo Emolga]

EEeh Neo! You forgot to ping me!!! T-T
But was going to devolve him anyways so no harm uwu

Ugh, wow, that's the second time I've had that kind of brain fart and mentioned the wrong people.

Sorry about that. :P

[arnisd]

Ugh, wow, that's the second time I've had that kind of brain fart and mentioned the wrong people.

Sorry about that. :P

It's fine :)

[Chakramaster]

It worked once....why not try again. Maybe I'll get lucky...

Cheaty Cookie and Halo (with Mew as the partner please)!

[Shruikan]

Mega Steelix sounds good, so I'll evolve again.

[Neo Emolga]

It worked once....why not try again. Maybe I'll get lucky...

Cheaty Cookie and Halo (with Mew as the partner please)!

You got it!

Mega Steelix sounds good, so I'll evolve again.

...I'VE BEEN SPARED!

I mean, sure, you look great and mighty now!

[Neo Emolga]

It’s that extra slapstick action you crave!

MASTER RNG, wearing rocket undies, yanks in...

ARNISD as Espeon and NOBLEJANOBII as Exeggcute to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Noblejanobii

ARNISD
SUPERPOWER: Yes, I lift, Bro – It takes an additional regular-damage strike to defeat you. Super-effective strikes against you now only count as three regular-damage strikes.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SURREAL COIN OF HYPERSPACE PIRATE BOOTY has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Revelation Dance! But she gets it mixed up and plays Dance Dance Revolution.
ARNISD uses Twineedle! But that makes it harder to sew a sweater!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Lovely Kiss! She enjoys a bit of delicious Hershey’s chocolate!
ARNISD uses Gear Up! He sends a bunch of cogs to the top floor in an elevator!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Smack Down! But she’d rather stay out of wrestling.
ARNISD uses Glare! But that makes it harder to see his TV screen!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Hands! EWW, but she doesn’t want cooties!
ARNISD uses G-Max Replenish! But that overfills his drinking glass!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses String Shot! She shoots a ball of yarn with an AK-47!
ARNISD uses Pulverizing Pancake! But he doesn’t have a big enough of a frying pan to make that!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Tearful Look! But she’s all out of onions!
ARNISD uses Dual Chop! But he’s fine with just one for dinner.

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Steelspike! But that would pop her chewing gum bubbles!
ARNISD uses Magnet Bomb! But then he’d have nothing to post notes on the fridge with!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splishy Splash! She plays around in the kiddie pool!
ARNISD uses G-Max Volcalith! But he forgot to take notes on that in class!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psychic! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)
ARNISD uses Ominous Wind! But it’s really just him blowing into a desk fan to make weird noises.

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Metronome! But she just makes a bunch of funky sounds!
ARNISD uses Waterfall! He overfills the bathroom sink!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Drill Peck! But her power drill doesn’t have that kind of bit!
ARNISD uses Grass Knot! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against ARNISD! (1/4)

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bubble Beam! She blasts her soap bubble bath with a laser cannon!
ARNISD uses Lovely Kiss! But he’s saving those for Valentine’s Day!

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Memento! She sends a thoughtful greeting card!
ARNISD uses Eruption! He stuffs a diet cola full of mint Mentos!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Geomancy! But she needs to get better in tune with nature!
ARNISD uses Dual Chop! Now it’s definitely too much…

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Metal Claw! She dresses up like Wolverine!
ARNISD uses Fire Spin! He uses his barbecue grill on a merry-go-round!

TURN 16
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acid Spray! But she just sneezes really thoroughly.
ARNISD uses Last Resort! But he’s still trying to get through Sweetheart’s Castle!

TURN 17
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Volt Crash! But then the power company has a word with her.
ARNISD uses Water Gun! But his Super Soaker 3000 is out of ammo!

TURN 18
NOBLEJANOBII uses Leaf Blade! But she can’t get it sharp enough!
ARNISD uses Ally Switch! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd strike against ARNISD! (2/4)

TURN 19
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sky Uppercut! But punching the air doesn’t have any effect!
ARNISD uses Seismic Toss! But that just pops his basketball!

TURN 20
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Meltdown! But she decides doing that at the nuclear power plant might be a bad idea.
ARNISD uses Fiery Dance! But no one wants to join his conga line at the volcano.

TURN 21
NOBLEJANOBII uses Bloom Doom! But she likes growing lilies and morning glories instead.
ARNISD uses Roost! But he’d rather not bird today.

TURN 22
NOBLEJANOBII uses High Jump Kick! But that gets her disqualified from the Olympics!
ARNISD uses Imprison! But he forgot how to lock the door!

TURN 23
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mach Punch! But trying to punch a flying plane seems like a bad idea.
ARNISD uses Wrap! He enjoys a delicious chicken burrito!

TURN 24
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sharpen! And now her pencil is ready for more action!
ARNISD uses Mirror Shot! But that would result in seven years bad luck!

TURN 25
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ice Shard! But she needs that to keep her cola nice and cold!
ARNISD uses Bide! But he’s too itchy for action for that!

TURN 26
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mud-Slap! But she just took a shower!
ARNISD uses Light That Burns the Sky! He points toward the sun!

TURN 27
NOBLEJANOBII uses Origin Pulse! She figured out how to detect her own heartbeat!
ARNISD uses Zap Cannon! But he trips the breaker in the process.

TURN 28
NOBLEJANOBII uses First Impression! But it’s already Turn 28!
ARNISD uses Quick Attack! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 29
NOBLEJANOBII uses Crunch! She takes a big bite out of a chocolate bar!
ARNISD uses Harden! But now his milk is disgusting!

TURN 30
NOBLEJANOBII uses Overdrive! But she’s not in her car!
ARNISD uses Haze! He puts the fraternity prospects through a tough initiation!

SUDDEN DEATH!

TURN 31
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flash Cannon! But she blows up her camera doing that!
ARNISD uses Air Cutter! But snipping the air with scissors doesn’t do anything!

TURN 32
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Guard! It deals the FINAL SUDDEN DEATH BLOW to ARNISD!

Dang, that was the longest match yet!

Noble, you get your spicy selection of…

• Devolve arnisd into an adorable Eevee!
• Evolve yourself back to Exeggutor!
• Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
• Throw arnisd into your Wheel!
• Or just Wheel yourself!

How will you decide!?