Welcome to the first match! With plenty of HAVOC to come! And love.


MASTER RNG, trying on a new pair of purple panties he knitted himself, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Togekiss and NEO EMOLGA as Umbreon to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Cheaty Cookie, Just Desserts

The FESTIVE COIN OF CARAMEL APPLES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!


TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Psych Up! But he just hasn’t had his coffee this morning!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Max Phantasm! It’s not very effective, resulting in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Reflect Type! But his mirror doesn’t know how to use a keyboard!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Spider Web! But she can’t get arachnids to use the internet!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Soft-Boiled! But he prefers his eggs in a cake.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Head Charge! But she can’t fit her head in the outlet!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Crunch! It’s not very effective, but CHEATY COOKIE says DENIED and it results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wrap! But she ran out of cellophane last week!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Dazzling Gleam! But he ends up just getting a lot of glitter everywhere.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hail! But her sno-cone machine breaks as soon as she plugs it in!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Chi Strike! But he can’t find how to do that on Google.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Heal Block! But her Rubix cube isn’t in her first aid kit!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Lovely Kiss! But he’s still adhering to social distancing!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rage Powder! She grinds her calculus homework into dust!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Coaching! But he doesn’t remember where he put his whistle!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Acid Spray! But she can’t find Fabreeze in that scent!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Metronome! But he forgot it needs batteries!
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Gold Rush! But she prefers platinum.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Destiny Bond! But he’s not ready for that kind of commitment!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Milk Drink! Now she remembers what she forgot at the supermarket!

TURN 11
NEO EMOGLA uses Snore! It results in the 3rd and final strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (3/3)




Ooooh, time for dark pleasure! >:3

Decisions, decisions, but I bet you have a good idea of what I plan on doing. Stay tuned! >:3