So feast your eyes on some more havoc!


MASTER RNG, floating on an inflatable donut inner tube, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and Scytherwolf as Yanmega to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Scytherwolf

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Mighty Shield

The CHERRY-FLAVORED COIN OF CASSETTE TAPES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins with Rolling Kick! But throwing his shoes down the stairs doesn’t quite work
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Climb! But his pet rock Charlie has no desire to do anything.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Muddy Water! But she just took a shower!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flip Turn! But she just ends up right on her back.

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Spit Up! But he feels that would be kinda gross.
SHRUIKAN uses Crush Claw! But he can’t find a hydraulic press anywhere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Scary Face! But she’s saving those for Halloween.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sludge Bomb! But she’d rather not handle explosives.

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Tomb! And then he found out that doesn’t involve an electric guitar.
SHRUIKAN uses Foul Play! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Energy Ball! But squishing a can of Red Bull doesn’t seem to work.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Origin Pulse! But she can’t figure out how to get it started!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Max Lightning! But it turns out his batteries are all dead.
SHRUIKAN uses X-Scissor! But he can’t find that at his local Staples!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rising Voltage! But she realizes her yeast can’t help with that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Ice Ball! But it’s the middle of July!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Toxic! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)
SHRUIKAN uses Draco Meteor! But he can’t seem to find one up in space.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Roar of Time! She shouts the readout on her watch!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Assist! But she can’t find anyone around to help her out!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Spikes! But he’s all out of thumb tacks!
SHRUIKAN uses Entrainment! But his straw doesn’t seem to be working!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Forest’s Curse! But the forest made a New Year’s Resolution not to swear this year.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Slide! Turns out that doesn’t involve an electric guitar either.

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Arm Thrust! But he’s only got legs!
SHRUIKAN uses Max Flare! But he used up all of his 4th of July fireworks!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fake Out! She removes all of her counterfeit goods!
SCYTHERWOLF uses 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt! But she realizes she’s going to need a lot more batteries for that.

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Tail Glow! But it’s simply not radioactive enough!
SHRUIKAN uses Oceanic Operetta! But he realizes he can’t do that with a snorkel.
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Finale! But she’d rather keep going!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Baneful Bunker! But that sounds too scary for her!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! But that only gets him disqualified from the Olympics!
SHRUIKAN uses Ally Switch! But that doesn’t work with his imaginary friends!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Giga Drain! It results in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Electro Ball! But she can’t find those at the toy store!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Hold Back! But he’s a go for the gusto kind of guy!
SHRUIKAN uses Conversion 2! But he doesn’t like sequels!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Knock Off! She bumps a lamp off the table!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Photon Geyser! But she never got the instructions for use!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Growth! But watching the grass is too boring!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Slam! She shuts her bedroom door really hard!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Egg Bomb! But he can’t stick the fuse in without breaking it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Seed Flare! But setting her sunflower seeds on fire doesn’t seem to be working!

TRUN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Beak Blast! But he thinks the blue jays wouldn’t appreciate that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Substitute! It results in the 2nd strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/3)

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Wicked Blow! But using witchcraft on a hairdryer doesn’t seem to work.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heat Crash! But she just ends up with a busted furnace.

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Fang! It results in the 3rd and final strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)




Ah, that was a nice exciting match!

Well Shruikan, you can either:

  • Devolve her.
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals.
  • Or Wheel yourself! (she’s got Mighty Shield so you can’t Wheel her)


Wheel yourself! It’s up to you, now!