And this is how we celebrate this madness! Party hats are optional. And you may use multiple if you need to.


MASTER RNG, dressed up like a goofy giraffe, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Yanmega and NEO EMOLGA as Umbreon to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Mighty Shield

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts

The COLORFUL COIN OF HAPPY MALL RATS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!


TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Aeroblast! But he ends up just breaking a desk fan doing that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Never-Ending Nightmare! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aurora Beam! But it just makes a lot of fancy-colored lights.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Smog! But his fog machine has no where to be plugged in!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heavy Slam! But that might break the door off the hinges!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Resonance! But she can’t find a Lapras to do that for her!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Telekinesis! But he just looks funny pressing his paws on his head.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Avalanche! But her ice cream maker just doesn’t have enough capacity for that!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Defog! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Leaf Tornado! But he forgot to gas up his leaf blower!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Brine! But she’s nowhere near the coastline!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sinister Arrow Raid! But she forgot her bow at home!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Reflect! He shows off his fancy new mirror!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bubble! But it pops and now she’s got gum all over her face!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Revenge! But she’s feeling just too mellow for that!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Buzzy Buzz! But he’d rather not deal with a whole lot of bees.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Split! But she ends up with a chopped extension cord…
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Slide! But it turns out kids prefer to go down the one made of metal.

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Mirror Coat! He paints all over the fancy new mirror of his!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Skull Bash! But she feels she’d get a headache from that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psybeam! She imagined that going differently…

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Aromatic Mist! But he’s afraid that would come out as a fart instead.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Jump Kick! But she’s not sure what foot to use.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Blast! But she knows she’d wake up the neighbors with that kind of music.

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Mist Ball! But that fog machine still has no where to be plugged in.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flash! It results in the 2nd strike on NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aromatherapy! But she can’t find anything to light her Yankee candle!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Shattered Psyche! But he feels he might go psycho doing that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Oblivion Wing! But she hasn’t figure out how to make her wing do that yet.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mud Sport! But she just took a shower!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Blue Flare! But it keeps coming out as red!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Barrage! But she’s not sure what to use as ammo!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses Wood Hammer! Or he would have if he had one!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nuzzle! But she’s adhering to social distancing!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Iron Tail! It results in the 2nd strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aromatic Mist! Turns out her fog machine isn’t working either!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Fury Attack! But he thinks he may need more caffeine for that one.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Wild Charge! She goes crazy plugging in her phone!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA uses Cross Chop! But that would break his vampire repellant!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sacred Sword! But she forgot it in her locker!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Clangorous Soul! But he can’t imagine how much noise that would make.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Steamroller! But she forgot what kind of license you need to drive one of those!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses Night Daze! But he’d rather sleep at night than get dizzy.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Entrainment! But she’d rather sit this dance out.

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA uses Toxic Spikes! But he’s all out of thumb tacks!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Forest’s Curse! But the forest has vowed not to utter foul obscenities.

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA uses Mimic! But he’d rather not dress up like a mime.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fairy Lock! But putting Tinkerbell in a cage seems kind of cruel.

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA uses Mystical Fire! But his fireworks fail to go off.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aura Sphere! But it comes out as just a ball of spit.

TURN 21
NEO EMOLGA uses Liquidation! He sells his shares of stock for cash!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trick-or-Treat! But Halloween isn’t for another three months!

TURN 22
NEO EMOLGA uses Fiery Wrath! But that sounds kind of evil.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Swallow! But she doesn’t do that with her chewing gum!

TURN 23
NEO EMOLGA uses Horn Leech! But it doesn’t work with his fake plastic horn!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bite! She nibbles on her chocolate chip cookie!

TURN 24
NEO EMOLGA uses Guard Swap! It results in the 3rd and final strike on SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)




Wow, that was cutting it close!

As much as I’d LOVE to Wheel you, you’ve got Mighty Shield up, so it’s going to be just a devolve from me. I know, I could Wheel myself, but… another time. I like Umbreon. :P