No one does crazy like we do!


MASTER RNG, wearing all of his clothing backwards and inside out, pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Lucario and SCYTHERWOLF as Espeon to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @Scytherwolf

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The CREEPY COIN OF FIREBALL SANDWICHES AND FUNKY PICKLES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Tailwind! She wags her tail really quickly!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Sandblast! She nukes a playground sandbox!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Anchor Shot! And then the captain throws him overboard!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dragon Rush! But Puff is feeling lazy and hasn’t had his coffee.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rolling Kick! But throwing a shoe down the stairs doesn’t seem to do the job.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aura Wheel! But he feels his car needs something else to get rolling.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Guillotine! But she’s disappointed to find the French Revolution ended a while ago.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Infestation! And she finds ants discovered the ice cream she left outside.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Memento! He sends a love letter to his girlfriend!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Electroweb! But she finds the cobwebs in her house aren’t conductive!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Prismatic Laser! But trying to shoot laser beams at the rainbow seems ineffective.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Entrainment! But he gets it mixed up and tries entertaining Scytherwolf instead.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Moonlight! But it’s the middle of the afternoon!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Perish Song! But she’s not up for doomer karaoke.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Scorching Sands! But he finds it tricky to have a proper grill going in the desert.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses No Retreat! But she decides to keep her vacation home.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spotlight! But she suddenly gets stage fright!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psystrike! But he only daydreams about it in his head!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Court Change! But her lawyer tells her she can’t demand everyone wear different attire.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Punishment! But she feels too warm and fuzzy to do that to anyone!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Lava Plume! But he realizes boiling his leftover chili just doesn’t suffice.

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Finale! But she doesn’t want the show to end!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fleur Cannon! But she blows up her flower bouquet in the process!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rock Smash! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dragon Ascent! But Smaug tells her he’d rather take the elevator to the lower levels.
SCYTHERWOLF uses First Impression! But she sees she’s 18 moves too late for that!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fell Stinger! But he realizes he never had one to begin with!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sticky Web! But it gets caught in her duct tape!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! She lashes out with her extension cord!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flame Charge! But he realizes his barbeque fire doesn’t have a Paypal.

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sketch! She draws a silly doodle of herself!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Shadow Claw! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)




Yikes, sometimes those finishing moves come out of nowhere like that!

Voltaire, you get your finest selection of…

  • Devolve Scytherwolf into a cute and fluffy Eevee! (with a 50% chance of Egged)
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Throw Scytherwolf into your Wheel!
  • Or go crazy and Wheel yourself!


It’s your party moment!