Oooh, it’s Saturday night and we’re rockin’ and rollin’ and cruisin’ oh yeah!


MASTER RNG, beating on a bongo and doing the head bop, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Bidoof and NEO EMOLGA as Umbreon to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Cheaty Cookie

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Just Desserts

The CLUNKY COIN OF GOOFY BAGELS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!


TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Shift Gear! But he’s not driving!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Payback! But he doesn’t have any debt!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Ice Shard! But it melted into water on its way here!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Work up! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Acid! But he just says no to drugs!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Taunt! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, but CHEATY COOKIE says to hell with that and it results in the 2nd strike against NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Rototiller! But he never got the assembly instructions!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Bone! But he’s not able to pick it up with his paws!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Flame Charge! But he realizes that’s not a possible option instead of a credit card.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Stealth Rock! It results in the 3rd and final strike against NEO EMOLGA! (3/3)




*Gulp* Uh oh…

Well, eh heh, Chakra, you can…!

  • Devolve me to Eevee!
  • Evolve yourself to Bibarel!
  • Wheel! (either me or yourself again :P)
  • Or use Fun Flip


Just know that you’ve activated my Trap Card! Just Desserts! (which hilariously enough is an actual trap card in Yu-gi-oh :P)

What is it going to be?