[OLD SCHOOL] Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

Do the hussle!

MASTER RNG, wearing an afro wig the size of Jupiter, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Purrloin and CHAKRAMASTER as Bidoof to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DIGITAL COIN OF HAPPY NINJA HAMSTERS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Mist! But he just leaves the hot shower running on too long.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Baby-Doll Eyes! But now the doll he pulled them off of looks creepy.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Leaf Tornado! But he can’t get the same effect with just a leaf blower.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Absorb! But he realizes he’s all out of sponges!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Vacuum Wave! He waves hello to his Dyson!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Life Dew! But he only finds the kind that just makes him wet.

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Terror! But he can’t find that one in the horror movie section.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Spotlight! But he forgot to change the batteries.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Thunder Punch! But he thinks that would get his fist zapped really hard.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Wonder Room! But he just stares at the walls daydreaming!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Wicked Blow! But the air he puffs out doesn’t seem to be evil.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Growth! But he checks his height chart and sees it hasn’t changed!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Spore! But he wants nothing to do with Electronic Arts games.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Floaty Fall! But he thinks the Mary Poppins umbrella thing looks risky.

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Façade! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)
CHAKRAMASTER uses Night Slash! But waving his scissors around at the midnight hours doesn’t seem to do anything!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Rock Polish! Now his pet rocks look all shiny!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fleur Cannon! But he ends up just blowing up a lot of flowers doing that.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Gem! But it turns out he got scammed with one made of glass.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Super Fang! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Lock-On! Now no one’s going to steal anything out of his locker!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Weather Ball! He tries to ask his Magic 8-Ball if it will rain tomorrow!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Claw! But he feels Smaug might get angry if he amputates his hand.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sparkling Aria! But he can’t find that brand of water in the grocery store!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Drill Peck! But his Craftsman drill doesn’t have that kind of drill bit!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Attack Order! But he gets banned for making threats at the drive-thru!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Camouflage! But he can’t find where he last put it!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Hydrosnipe! But he can’t find that kind of Super Soaker at the toy store!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA uses Façade! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (2/3)
CHAKRAMASTER uses Cut! It results in the 2nd strike against NEO EMOLGA! (2/3)

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Leafage! He straps on a silly hula skirt!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Psycho Cut! He gets payback on his attacker while he’s taking a shower!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Darkness! It results in the 3rd and final strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (3/3)

Holy cow, that was close…!!!

Well, I could devolve you, but… nah, it’s more adorable to watch you cruise around as BIDOOF for some more, so I’ll keep you like that. BECAUSE YOU FUN FLIPPED THAT ON ME, YOU NAUGHTY CHU! So yeah, you enjoy that.

I had a tough time deciding between evolving and Wheeling myself, but after flipping a coin to decide, I’m going with evolve. Liepard’s a pretty nifty Pokémon, so that’s how it’ll go. :3