Get on your crazy face!


MASTER RNG, blasting cheese whiz everywhere, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Steelix and NEO EMOLGA as Liepard to the battlefield!
@Shruikan

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The TROPICAL COIN OF SQUEAKY DUCKS AND NOISES has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts things off with Baddy Bad! But he knows Santa’s watching.
SHRUIKAN uses Photon Geyser! But he just uses his garden hose in a silly way.
NEO EMOLGA uses Chip Away! He tosses his expired chocolate chip cookies!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Fury Swipes! He uses his credit card like crazy!
SHRUIKAN uses Poltergeist! But he doesn’t like looking at static television screens for a long time.
NEO EMOLGA uses Secret Power! But he’d rather keep it secret!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Metal Sound! He listens to some Metallica and Iron Maiden!
SHRUIKAN uses Spark! But Smoky the Bear tells him only he can prevent forest fires.
NEO EMOLGA uses Anchor Shot! But then the captain kicks him off the boat.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! But that gets him disqualified from the Olympics!
SHRUIKAN uses Gyro Ball! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Apple Acid! But he’d rather not waste his delicious apple sauce doing that.

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Zing Zap! But he’s afraid of what that might do to his electric bill.
SHRUIKAN uses Hyperspace Fury! But he’s worried about if he’d be able to breathe in space.
NEO EMOLGA uses Overdrive! But he’s afraid of overheating his car doing that!

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Scale Shot! But now he can’t measure his weight!
SHRUIKAN uses Lovely Kiss! But he’d rather wait for Valentine’s Day.
NEO EMOLGA uses Heavy Slam! But the people downstairs would complain!

TURN 7
SHURIKAN uses Supersonic! But messing around with his radio doesn’t seem to be working.
SHRUIKAN uses Leech Life! But that makes his breakfast cereal kind of disgusting.
NEO EMOLGA uses Wring Out! He squeezes the water out of his wet towel!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Metal Burst! He blows up an aluminum soda can!
SHRUIKAN uses Pound! He exchanges his dollars for British currency!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flash Cannon! But he blows up a camera doing that.

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Jaw Lock! But he’d rather not play around with tetanus.
SHRUIKAN uses Doom Desire! But he decides to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses Conversion 2! But Conversation 2 what!?

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Me First! But he gets kicked out of the movie theater for cutting in line!
SHRUIKAN uses Ingrain! But he thinks that would be a little creepy.
NEO EMOLGA uses Horn Drill! He drills a hole right in his trumpet!

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Giga Drain! But he’s afraid of getting sucked in while taking a shower.
NEO EMOLGA uses Hyperspace Hole! But he decides that’s not the place he wants to plant his flowers.

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Thunderous Kick! Except you kinda need feet to do that first.
NEO EMOLGA uses Take Down! He finally takes his Christmas decorations off the walls!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Disarming Voice! But he hasn’t quite mastered that level of diplomacy.
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Darts! But Smaug doesn’t appreciate being used as a dartboard.

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Teleport! But he’s still trying to invent that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aerial Ace! But he hasn’t passed pilot school yet!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Dark Pulse! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against SHRUIKAN! (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Shock Wave! He scares the audience and then waves hello to them!

TURN 16
SHRUIKAN uses Max Wyrmwind! It results in the 2nd strike against NEO EMOLGA (2/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Embargo! But he still wants to buy stuff from Shruikan’s Etsy store!

TURN 17
SHRUIKAN uses Behemoth Blade! But he couldn’t get it out the front door!
NEO EMOLGA uses Slack Off! But he’s feeling too energetic!

TURN 18
SHRUIKAN uses Scratch! But that ruins his cellphone screen!
NEO EMOLGA uses Jaw Lock! But yeah, he doesn’t want to play around with tetanus either.

TURN 19
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Meltdown! But that seems very dramatic!
NEO EMOLGA uses Rock Tomb! He buries a stone in a casket!

TURN 20
SHRUIKAN uses Fleur Cannon! He blasts a bouquet instead of a cannon ball!
NEO EMOLGA uses No Retreat! But he needs that vacation spot!

TURN 21
SHRUIKAN uses Wring Out! Now his towel is all dry, too!
NEO EMOLGA uses Drill Peck! He pokes his nose at his Craftsman power drill!

TURN 22
SHRUIKAN uses Rage! But actually he’s feeling quite peachy!
NEO EMOLGA uses Pyro Ball! But he thinks there’s better ways to light the barbecue.

TURN 23
SHRUIKAN uses Core Enforcer! He lets his mostly eaten apple become his deputy!
NEO EMOLGA uses Jaw Lock! He hasn’t changed his mind about that tetanus.

TURN 24
SHRUIKAN uses Play Nice! But that’s not going to help him win this battle!
NEO EMOLGA uses Spectral Thief! But he’d rather play the mage class.

TURN 25
SHRUIKAN uses Electroweb! But that might make the black widows pretty angry.
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Ooze! It has NO EFFECT on SHRUIKAN, causing NEO EMOLGA to weep in defeat! (5/3)




Ugh, MANNNN… that was brutal. Long… and BRUTAL!

Shruikan, you get your happy selection of…!

  • Devolve me into a cute lil’ Purrloin! (Again)
  • Evolve yourself into a mighty Mega Steelix!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Or Wheel yourself!


How are you going to play it out!?