So what happens when you take both the red pill and the blue pill together?


MASTER RNG, riding all over the walls and ceiling on a unicycle, pulls in...

Scytherwolf as Scyther and NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @Noblejanobii

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWER: Frenzy – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWER: Compensator – Start the game with 10 Stages to allocate to your Lineups instead of only 7.
ACTIVE BUFFS: Second Wind

The TANGY COIN OF PAPER PLANES AND FRENCH FRIES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF opens up with Reflect! She checks herself out in a mirror!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Life Dew! But the stuff she finds only makes her feet wet!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Icicle Spear! But it melts before she can bring it back from her freezer!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Court Change! But her lawyer tells her she can’t do that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Glacial Lance! She sticks a pole in an iceberg!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Water Shuriken! But it drips through her fingers!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnet Rise! She sends her fridge magnets on an elevator to the top floor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Wrap! She enjoys a delicious chicken burrito!
NOBLEJANOBII uses G-Max Replenish! But she doesn’t know what emptied out!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acid! But she just says no to drugs!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Iron Tail! She tells a story about working out at the gym!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Stomping Tantrum! But the tenants downstairs would complain!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spirit Break! She smashes all the alcohol at the bar!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Life Dew! And she just gets her feet wet again.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Corkscrew Crash! And now she’s breaking alcohol as well.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Smokescreen! But she doesn’t know where to plug in her fog machine!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Headbutt! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sunsteel Strike! But she can’t find a guide on Google on how to do that herself!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flare Blitz! But she just sets the whole barbecue on fire doing that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Metronome! But she just makes a lot of funny sounds.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Screech! But it turns out she really can play the violin really well!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Surging Strikes! But now she’s got no where to plug in her DVR and flatscreen TV!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tar Shot! She blasts a tar pit with her Beretta!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grudge! But she’s a forgive and forget Pokémon!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Seismic Toss! But it bounces her basketball into the stratosphere!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Encore! But she’d feel embarrassed to do that all over again.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Protect! It results in the 2nd damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aqua Ring! She empties her water bottle around herself!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bouncy Bubble! But it just pops when it hits the ground, much to her disappointment.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ice Hammer! She bonks an iceberg with her mallet!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acrobatics! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)




Oof, that didn’t look too cozy!

Noble, you’re party queen again! You can…!

  • Devolve and egg Scytherwolf!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Toss Scytherwolf into your Wheel!
  • Or go ahead and Wheel yourself! (And get the Wacky Wheel Wishin’ token!)


What will Noblejanobii do?