We’re expecting extra kabooms like a silly Saturday cartoon!


MASTER RNG, using himself as a rubber stamper, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Ninetales and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Lucario to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWER: Wheel Master – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: Second Wind, Cheaty Cookie, Just Desserts

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWER: Babymaker – Every time you choose to devolve an opponent, there is a 50% chance they'll be devolved twice (up to them getting egged).
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The SLIPPERY COIN OF MEGA MUTANT ONIONS has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!


TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Psycho Shift! But he’s driving in automatic transmission!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Psycho Shift! But it looks like he’s also driving in automatic!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Draining Kiss! But he’d rather not get up close and personal!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Oceanic Operetta! But he’d rather not get up on stage and sing.

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Hyperspace Hole! But that seems like a wickedly high golf expectation.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Blaze Kick! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (1/3)

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Ominous Wind! It results in the 2nd strike against VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (2/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fusion Bolt! He glues two screws together!

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Psych Up! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, but CHEATY COOKIE says screw that and it results in the 3rd strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (3/3)




AHOY THERE, YE WHO DOESN’T SPEND YE BOOTY COINS ON ITEMS!

You’ve Wheeled me before, so it’s payback time with a farm-fresh Wheeling of your own! From me to you <3. Yes, yes it is. Maybe that’ll learn ya!