ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Neo Emolga]

Admit it, you love this kind of crazy!

MASTER RNG, fighting his own flying broomstick, pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Wooper and ARNISD as Tyranitar to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @arnisd

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] – Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The PLUSHY COIN OF JUMPING ELEPHANTS AND SWEET SWEET CARAMEL POPCORN has declared ARNISD strikes first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD starts things off with Minimize! He shrinks his active window to the taskbar instead!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aromatherapy! But spraying perfume everywhere doesn’t make him feel any better!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Double Slap! But he’s still trying to master the art of single slap.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Hex! But his Ouija board has no advice to offer.

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Steam Eruption! But then he would lose his entire game library!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Whirlpool! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on ARNISD! (3/4)

TURN 4
ARNISD uses G-Max Vine Lash! But he’s too far away from the closest vineyard!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Power Gem! But it’s really just a tasty Ring Pop.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Baneful Bunker! But he one he has was made to be safe and cozy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cosmic Power! Or at least he did until he woke up!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Obstruct! But there’s plenty of room to go around!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Grassy Glide! But he doesn’t want to ruin his lawn!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Guardian of Alola! But his contract with them expired!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Jungle Healing! But it’s really only offering a lot of humidity today.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Astral Barrage! But he’s never been to that plane of existence before!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sticky Web! But putting glue all over his Halloween decorations just makes a mess.

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Iron Defense! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 4th and final strike on ARNISD! (4/4)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (1/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

DANG, the little Wooper proves triumphant in the face of danger! Voltaire, you get 1 EXP and your selection of…

• Devolve arnisd into Pupitar!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to become a Quagsire again!
• Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
• Or plop arnisd into your Wheel!

It’s your barbecue party and…

Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings… or do you hand it to arnisd to enjoy?

It’s all you!

[Neo Emolga]

Hey, surprises and fun in store!

SLICKSLACK draws from the deck and the result is…

#8 BRAIN FART!
BARIN FART! - You lose 3 EXP! If you don’t have enough EXP, you lose a Superpower Level and that Superpower level (or the whole Superpower if you only had Level 1) goes to another random player! Agghhhh!

Dang, ow, that’s one of the more nastier ones…

Well, you have enough EXP to the point where you didn’t lose any Superpowers, but ehh, hopefully next time you get the Deck something better comes!

[C0L0R3D]

…well at least being reckless has its perks. I got me a Stalker-fied combo wheeled right up! If only I got Chimchar though…. *ahem* Shas.

[Chakramaster]

…well at least being reckless has its perks. I got me a Stalker-fied combo wheeled right up! If only I got Chimchar though…. *ahem* Shas.

You're still lucky to even get the deck drop twice now. I want to draw from it too. xD

[Voltaire Magneton]

I say let's yeet arnisd to the Wheel!

[Neo Emolga]

I say let's yeet arnisd to the Wheel!

Sure, but are you drawing from the Deck, too, or are you giving it to arnisd?

[Neo Emolga]

We appreciate the mayhem here. It’s tradition!

Checked with Voltaire on Discord and he’s drawing, so away we go!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON draws from the deck and the result is…

#10 The Evil/Good Apple!
THE EVIL/GOOD APPLE! - Aglome Oen takes over as host of the game and you get to enjoy all his evil, snarky commentary! Bad things happen, like you take 1 HP damage if you whiff 10 times in a row and Friday Pay Day payouts are only 1 Coin because he takes half! But if this card is pulled again, it switches back to me and things return to normal! I’m a much nicer Emolga host!

…

…ohhhh boy. Looks like you-know-who’s coming out of his dungeon for a while. Boy, he’s going to be thrilled when he hears the news! Yikes.

[Voltaire Magneton]

We appreciate the mayhem here. It’s tradition!

Checked with Voltaire on Discord and he’s drawing, so away we go!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON draws from the deck and the result is…

#10 The Evil/Good Apple!
THE EVIL/GOOD APPLE! - Aglome Oen takes over as host of the game and you get to enjoy all his evil, snarky commentary! Bad things happen, like you take 1 HP damage if you whiff 10 times in a row and Friday Pay Day payouts are only 1 Coin because he takes half! But if this card is pulled again, it switches back to me and things return to normal! I’m a much nicer Emolga host!

…

…ohhhh boy. Looks like you-know-who’s coming out of his dungeon for a while. Boy, he’s going to be thrilled when he hears the news! Yikes.

What in the fresh heck did I unleash LMFAO

[Neo Emolga]

What in the fresh heck did I unleash LMFAO

You unleashed Aglome Oen, that's who! He's a chaotic evil Emolga doppelganger of myself (I'm more chaotic good, heavy on the "chaotic" as you know) who laughs whenever someone gets hit with something horrible or dies in the Stalkers RPG! Lately he's wanted to expand his presence into other areas like some greedy corporation of evil!

Heck, when he first appeared in the original Stalkers RPG back in 2016, he even caused someone with trypophobia to get a nasty reaction and we had to have a round table moderator discussion to get that under control and put warnings around! That's like Electric Soldier Porygon material right there!

Yeah, really swell guy. Not. Don't trust him for a second.

[Neo Emolga]

Rollin’ for Wheelz!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Cursed Emojis
Theme #3: WAH-luigi for Smash
Theme #4: Stan LOONA
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBros
Usertitle #5: *aggressively licks shape from sugar honeycomb*

Yeeeeshh, emojis… >.<

Dang, went from a kickass Tyranitar to Chikorita. But at least you become 374% more adorable!