ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Chakramaster]

Gonna pre-emptively use my Babymaker on Neo Emolga to duel him next season. I'll be choosing Pichu.

[AgloMe Oen]

Gonna pre-emptively use my Babymaker on Neo Emolga to duel him next season. I'll be choosing Pichu.

Oh sure̼̻͔͇͑̂ͪ͋, that can̮̗̺̭̰͈ be arrange̼̻͔͇͑̂ͪ͋d!

[AgloMe Oen]

Some̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅon͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘e’s going to be left as a ho̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅt, misshapen͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ me̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅss!

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, ṕ̠̝͂oḭͯso͇͚̅͆ni̝̣͔͂̍̇ng̥̉ ̹̄ť̌͐h͚̯͗̓e bͯ̐ͥl͖͈̓͒ͭͅo̞͊͗ͅod ́ö́ͭf͖̻ ̖̞t̹h̻̲̻ͣ̽ͩe ͧ̃h͉͇̳̽ͦ̂el͌p͛leͦsͧs̜ͣ ̩̓v̤͖̝i̻̪͈ͧ̔ͫl̠̭̿͋l̋ag̥̹̤͛̈́͂e͉̽ȑ̠s͓͎ͅ, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d ARNISD as Tyran͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘itar to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Chakramaster @arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ an attack that would gen͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘erate a self-damaging result (no̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅt very e̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅffective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘creased by 1!
DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The dro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅp rate̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ of the Deck of Many Zings is in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘creased by 25% for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER DUEL VS NEO EMOLGA SEASON 14

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ is in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘creased by 3!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

The D̠̯̗̾̈́ͨȆ͉̦ͧRḀ̠̥ͬ͑̀N̘̦̬̾ͬ̋GȆ̔D̜̳̝̓̓ͣ ̲̻͒͋CO̬ͨIN ̝͚̤Oͨ̌F ̲̘͇F̞͚̭ͩ̒̂O̗̗̙ͫͥ̓UL̙̩͖ ̐̔͑OM̪͂Eͦ͋N̟͇̤̂ͪ̈́S̝͎ ̗̱ͩ̐AN̬̩̻ͫ̍̽D͙́ ̃̐DȄͥͮS̙̯͗͆T̜̖̗ͨ̀ͥŔ̗̹̘̂́U̺͖̇͌͑ͅC̞̗̺ͧ͊̄T̳ͥI̯͊O̱̭͓ N has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts the murde̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr with Forest's Curse! But the fo̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅrest tells him it doesn͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘’t give a f—k!
ARNISD uses Ice Hammer! But he likes using a sledgehammer in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘stead, it’s more effective̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ for murder!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Grass Whistle! Except the en͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘tire lawn is dead and crusty!
ARNISD uses Auro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅra Veil! It’s only a tarp, but it’s great for wrapping the bodie̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs for disposal!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Gro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅwl! [b][color=red]IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 20/100 – BỤͬT ̈͗̍HE̠ ͕͙̻͗̽ͩRE͛A̙̠ͩͨL̖̂Ȋ̥͉̀Ẑ͚͙̩̏̈́EŚ̈́ ͍ͭTHA͓͑T W͓͚̎̓O̠͉̤U̮͍͑̔L̜D͖͌ ͗̾BĖ̦͙̱̌͌ A͔̤͆͌ ͎̔R̭͕̟E͇͔̳ALLY̥̜͗͛ ͕̹̀͐DͨU̯̫̘MB ID̒ͅE̲͙ͦ̎A̞͗̒ͯͅͅ
AͬN̜̼̋̽D̩͙ͣͥ Ś̜̲̘̀ͭTO͇͍͔͑̚̚P̹͕̏ͤS ̘̰HIͩͦ̔MS̯̜̟E̞̬͖ͪ͐̉L͇̲ͪͭF̰͎ͮ͂!ͤ̋
ARNISD uses Head Smash! And he̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ uses that sledgehammer to turn a Bidoof’s head in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘to pulp!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses He̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅadbutt! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 77/100 – BU͚T ̬̒H̔̈́̆E͖ H̙ͅAͯ̍S̞̜ͅ ͖̠Å̯͓̘ͤͨ B͎̌ṞAI̪̅N̊̓ ̍ͭF͂ͥ͐ART͚͔ͩ̽ ͋͌A̻̪̽̎N̦͉͉̾͒̾D̽ͦͨ ̐̍̈TȐ͔͔͖͐͂IE̘̫ͩ̔S̱̔ ̿ͨͬI̪T̥̾ ͑Ȃͦ͑Ṉ̭̟ͪ̈̓YW̖̼A̳̞͔Y̖͓̿̔̔ͅ,̫͈ͬ͆
S͕͖͈ͣ̋̂M̘AS̹̭͖̐͗ͩHIN̥͖Ǧ̻ ̝̰̫͊̇̑HI̫ͯS̔ͬ O̥̓W̞̰ͅN͉̣̆̅ H͂È̊ADͨ̉̄ ̄̉I̖N!̹̲̲̓ͬ͐ (1/4)
ARNISD uses Dragon Pulse! I̝̤̅̍̇ͅT C̹̣̰͑̌̽AU̽̑S͔̓ES ͦ̐SÄ̱́VȂ̟͙̾G̼͚E͔͕̍̈́,͚̝͕͋ͩͯ ͖ͬA͙̅G̹̼̜̅̾͌G͍O͇͇̿͐N̩ͅI̒ZING̙͑ ̹͍̉͊D̳́A̺̳ͨ̆M͔̱͈̂ͭ̋A̩̱͍̐̍͆G̣̟̋̄E̥̱ TȎ̩
C̪̩͔̏̓̌H͓̯ͧ̂Ḁ͆ḴRAM̬͔̿ͭÁ̬̠̃Ș̓T̬̹ͪ̔E̟͒R̙’S̿̊ B̊R̬̠ͤ́AI̠Ñ̤͍̭͐̿! (2/4)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Leafage! Except all the vegetation͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ aro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅund him is completely de̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅad.
ARNISD uses Thunder Wave! IT’̲̠͔S̲ ̊NO̊ͦ̐T̫͑ VE͕̳RY͇̳ EͮFF͈̱̐͊EC̘̠̯TỊ̩̼ͦ͑̌VE, C̞͊Ạ̩U͔̙ͣͭS̪̳̔ͪỈ̫͉̓ͭͅN̖͆Ǵ͓̣̩̋͐ ̣͍̄ͬH̾̌Ḯ̞LA͎ͥͪͅRIÕ̰Ū̋S̪̱̎̽ ̰̮̺̋̇̚AGÔ̲̙̠͆ͥN͉̪͊ͥY͚̋
T͔O̺͕ͪ̈ Ḁ̗̇ͧR͓N͑̉ISͮ͛̀D̼̖̔̔’̔S FRA̦G̬̀IL̙̿E ͉͒M̭̲̝̑ͯͦE̒N͚̰̤̈ͥ̆T̘͗A͍̲̐̌L S̈́̔̎Ṱ͍̗Ã̲T̖̼Ḙ̐!̏ (1/6)

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Vise Grip! But he en͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ds up squashing a Caterpie̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ from twisting it too hard!
ARNISD uses Fake̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ Tears! But he’s a ho̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅrrible actor and n͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘o one believes it!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Swee̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅtness! And now all the children n͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘eed dialysis!
ARNISD uses U-turn! Except he ends up crashin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g his truck doing that on the free̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅway!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘d! He ties up his victims before feeding them into a wo̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅodchipper!
ARNISD use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Defend Order! But his lawyer tells him he doesn’t have a chan͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ce!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ember! But he ends up starting a fore̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅst fire in Californ͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ia.
ARNISD uses Guardian͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ of Alola! But he̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ’d rather watch it burn to the ground!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mean͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ Look! Exce̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅpt no one takes it seriously!
ARNISD uses Glacial Lance̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ! Except he misses and impales a Pidgey in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘stead.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Roo̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅst! But sitting on his butt doesn’t work the same̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ!
ARNISD uses G-Max Te̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅrror! Except it’s hard to incite terror when͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ you’ve already killed everyone!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Risin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g Voltage̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ! IT͖̈́ ̺̩̖CA͈̳͙U͙͙SE͇̳̋͆Sͧ̾ ͇̮PAIN̝F̪̠̀ͪÚ̼͚̚L C͙͇̆ͣR̦͇ͮͭIPP̮͙͂ͤLIN̳̪̼G̖͌ ̤̅DA̖̎M͓͚̣̑̈́͛AĞ̪͓̗͋̌Ë́ TÖ͉͔̅̔ͅ ̠̮A̜̹̓ͣṞ͇NI͂̃̒Sͪ͊D!̹̍ (2/6)
ARNISD uses Cele̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅbrate! But he’d rather incite depression͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ and doom!

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Cann͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘onade! But no̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅ one thinks mixing le̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅmonade in a cannon is funny.
ARNISD use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Hydro Cannon! But he prefers firing fire and death from his can͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘nons!

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Rock Smash! IT̩͆ ̘͔̝̾ͨ̌B̹R̙̻̹ͭ̀ͤU͗ͪṮ͔͐̔U̫A̭L̞̼ͪ͂LY͕ ̭̬̱̑̌̾S̳̞͈̏̃̔L̮̐Ä͙̯̜̽ͧUGH̼͕̣̽̍̾T͈̪̪̍͑͑E͔ͯR̪͗S ͎̞͂͐A̰̯R͗́ͫNͩI̚S̳̑Ḏ̬̦̅̏ͤ ̺͉INT̬̦̗̾ͪ̚O ̫̪̼A̪̭͙ ̮͑MǏ̥̑ͅLLI̍O͖̣̭̔͋̃N
M̋̌Ï̇ͮSS̍Hͧ͌A͚͇̒̽P͎̖̰̊ͮ̃E͍̙͉ͮͬ́N P͚̠I̮̜EC̗ES ̹̖̽̌AN͍ͧD̗̋ BI͕T̙̱͉ͥͫͭS̥̦̝!̪̥̙̆ͬ͗!͈͌!̫̒ (8/6)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (31/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

I had my do̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅubts, but damn͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘… take your 1 EXP for a surprisin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g slaughte̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr!

You get your devious decision͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ of…

• Dȅͫvolve arnisd in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘to a me̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅasly Pupitar!
• Sacrifice an Evolution Crystal to evolve yourse̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅlf into a ravagin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g Raichu!
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Sadistically dump arnisd’s brutalized remain͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘s into your Whe̎̑͂̓̚el!
• Or lose your min͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘d and Whee̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅl yourself!

S̗̞̰̗͈ͅaV̦̹͚̬̼̙̦̩͔̭̠̼͇̺͉̍̅ͩ͐ͭ̓̀ͣͭ̂ͦ̎ͪ̈́̎o̰̔͑̂̀̉͒̔ͩ̂ ̤͕͔͉̟̦̯̬R͕̜̟̜͔̙̱ Ȁ͖̬̜̎ͧṅ̝͉̰͇̟̝̬̤̂ͤ̇͌̋́͊A̯̫͉̟͔̯͚̟̬̋ͭ̓ͬ̊͂̏ͥ̈́͆ͥͭͪ͗̚ͅ ̩͉̫͎͇R̜̿ć̂̓ͤ̎͑̓̄ͧͪ̾̔̏͌h͓͉̲͈̺͙͈̙̟̱y͇̠͍͓̟͎̩̳͙̰̹̬!͛̔ ̖̲̦̙̰̼̱̣̲̓͒ͦ̉̔̽̚

Also, do̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅ you draw from the Deck of Man͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘y Zings… or do you hand it to arn͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘isd to suffe̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr with?

Decide, decide̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ! Muah ha ha ha!

[Chakramaster]

I'm gonna wheel Arnisd. Maybe he will get another winter theme!

Also I'll draw from the Deck!

[AgloMe Oen]

I'm gonna wheel Arnisd. Maybe he will get another winter theme!

G̫̼̍̊e̝̒t̖͚ͅ ͆̍̂ị̐͛ͅcͅèd!

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémoǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔
Pokémo̳̗̳ͨ̃̇n #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Slaking
Pokĕ͔͔͈̬͖̜͇͓̠̟̺͚̯̽͑̈́͆̓ͧͬͭ̄̋͛̐̄ͅmon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Slurpuff
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Braxieǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔
Pokémoǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔ #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Minccino̳̗̳ͨ̃̇
Pokémoǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔ #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Pachirisu

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Fallout
Theme #2: Raǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔dom Placĕ͔͔͈̬͖̜͇͓̠̟̺͚̯̽͑̈́͆̓ͧͬͭ̄̋͛̐̄ͅ on Earth
Theme #3: Buddies with Ryan Reynold
Themĕ͔͔͈̬͖̜͇͓̠̟̺͚̯̽͑̈́͆̓ͧͬͭ̄̋͛̐̄ͅ #4: Pikachu. Pikachu everywhere
Theme #5: Winter meaǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔s fun in the SNOW

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I like ĕ͔͔͈̬͖̜͇͓̠̟̺͚̯̽͑̈́͆̓ͧͬͭ̄̋͛̐̄ͅggs
Usertitle #2: I'm winǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔ing!!!!1!1!!
Usertitle #3: Goo̳̗̳ͨ̃̇d times on PXR
Usertitle #4: This isn't evĕ͔͔͈̬͖̜͇͓̠̟̺͚̯̽͑̈́͆̓ͧͬͭ̄̋͛̐̄ͅn my final fo̳̗̳ͨ̃̇rm!
Usertitle #5: Pikachu faǹ̠̗͍͓̱͚̅̍ͭͭ̔!

[AgloMe Oen]

Also I'll draw from the Deck!

Mo̪͎̹̬̺̥͚͓̥̰̩͎ͦͯ̔ͧ̄͛͛͊̾̒ͪ̚re an͖͉̤͈̞͍̥͙̓ͪ̏͑ͥͣ̏̎archy!

CHAKRAMASTER draws fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate̖͈̙̋ͦͦ is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#26 Total Mayhe͇͎m!
TOTAL MAYHEM! - The Deck of Man͖͉̤͈̞͍̥͙̓ͪ̏͑ͥͣ̏̎y Zings no̪͎̹̬̺̥͚͓̥̰̩͎ͦͯ̔ͧ̄͛͛͊̾̒ͪ̚w has a 50% chance͇͎ of droppin͖͉̤͈̞͍̥͙̓ͪ̏͑ͥͣ̏̎g! More craziness, mo̪͎̹̬̺̥͚͓̥̰̩͎ͦͯ̔ͧ̄͛͛͊̾̒ͪ̚re insan͖͉̤͈̞͍̥͙̓ͪ̏͑ͥͣ̏̎ity! But if this gets drawn again, the͇͎n things return͖͉̤͈̞͍̥͙̓ͪ̏͑ͥͣ̏̎ to normal with a 25% drop rate͇͎.

Have fun eatin͖͉̤͈̞͍̥͙̓ͪ̏͑ͥͣ̏̎g all this extra chao̪͎̹̬̺̥͚͓̥̰̩͎ͦͯ̔ͧ̄͛͛͊̾̒ͪ̚s, you scrubs! Ha!

[Neo Emolga]

I think I'm going to try buying the MacGyver Superpower for 2 Coins and 2 Exp.

[AgloMe Oen]

Trul̘̱̪ͪ̆̚y̫̦ ̠͌a ̻̩̦̈̔̆w͓̲̋̊on̻̄d̪̳̭er̼̥̙f͔̺̮ͤ͑́u͔̤̠̍̏̄l, ̭͕̟ͥ̆ͤa͉̖͓͐̓͂w̗̭̒͗f̳̱u̜l̲̑ iḏ̂e̫̬̮ͪ͐̚a͓͋!͍͌ͦͅ

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, pͯ̈a̮̥̘ͨͤ͌ral͙͖̪ͣ͑̀yz̪͖̹ï͖n̆̋g̱̳̜͂ͬ̒ hi̳s ͩ̓̓v͙ic̘̦tim̮͕͈̏ͩͪs ̙͇̿̚wͨ̉i̭th̭͎̅͗ fͩe̳̣ͯ̐a͕̪ͥͯr͙̹̯, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NOBLEJANOBII as Meͬ̔ga Mawile an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SLICKSLACK as Espeͬ̔on to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Noblejanobii @SlickSlack

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅre stages of Pokémon͎̯ͩ͒ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twiceͬ̔ for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are remo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅved until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again͎̯ͩ͒.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would geneͬ̔rate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅu have a 33% chan͎̯ͩ͒ce of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheͬ̔el option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as yo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅu like! No Wheelie items n͎̯ͩ͒eeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The H̞̪ͪͣO̗̗Wͭ̒L̲͉I̜̫͊ͫN͍͊G C̥͔̝̐ͤ̚OI̜̥ͩ̑Ñ̎ ̼͇̰͗ͪ͛O̜͍͈F̰͔ͬͧ ͙͙ͨ̒IN͑ͯF̪EṞ̙͙NAL̗͓̆̿ M͓͛A̗̭S̯̙̖ͯ̈̂S̟̅A̰͆Ć̩R͇̻͇̈́̿͒E̦̯̙S has declare̻̅͞d NOBLEJANOBII strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII beͬ̔gins the anarchy with Fling! IŤͪ ̖̌IMM̪ͪED̹̟͒ͩI̟̹AṰͩÈ͚LY̪͕̗̏ͮ͋ ̜̘͚̾ͬ̈S̝̆LAͣU͚̼͕G̦H͇̠̠ͧͮ̐T͚͑EṚ̬̭̂͐ͨS̳̖ ṠL̲͉̼̉̇͊ICK̓̓SLACK ͖̃I̪N͔͉͗̂T̘̣̭͆̈̌O ̪̣ͧ̀A̯ͭ M̈͑O̻̳͓R͖̤B̩̔ID ͎̣P̰̲͓̃̌ͬI̝̤̩ͮ̾ͯL̪͍̽̓E O͚ͅF MÅ̭̳ͦC͈͉ͅAB̝͎͇ͫ̉ͭR̹̬E̔ ͒͒B̓ͬÔͩDͮ̾̉Y ̠͈ͮ̄́ͅP͂Ả͉͖͍̓̅R͚͑T̞̳̉͌S! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (18/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Ho͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅt damn, you didn’t eͬ̔ven give her a chance to take a breͬ̔ath! N͔̲̟̈́́͛o ͓ͫhe͍̝̖s͛̐ͣi̩͚t͂̈a͉̯̝̽͆͊t̋̑̽ion̹͒,̦̯̞̏̔̈́ n̖ͬo ̗̬͉͗̊̚m͕͍̥ͮ͊͐e̘̔rc̜̠̠ỳ̬̻̥͆̍!̦̬̿ͬ I͚̙̯ ̿̿̿lì̼͇̐ḳ̮́͛e í̪͕̑t!

You geͬ̔t your 1 EXP and your dark decisio͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅn of…

• Dȅͫvolve Slick into͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅ a miseͬ̔rable an͎̯ͩ͒d helpless Eevee!
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Or use a Someon͎̯ͩ͒e Else’s Wheelie to throw Slick’s mutilated carcass into a Wheel of your choice!

Enjoy un͎̯ͩ͒leashing yo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅur punishmeͬ̔nt!

Also, do̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅ you draw fro͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅm the Deck of Man͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘y Zings… or do you han͎̯ͩ͒d it to SlickSlack to suffe̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr with?

Savo͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅr the sadism!

[Noblejanobii]

You know, I figured I would win this match up, but I did not think it was going to be that quick tksldjfds.

I'll use one of my "Someone else's wheelies" and toss Slick Slack into Chakramaster's wheel!

Also I'll take my chances and draw from the deck.

[Voltaire Magneton]

That's probably the fastest round in DBR history lmao