ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Let's Wheel Noble! Using my Wheel, of course.

[Clover the Ninetales]

Let's Wheel Noble! Using my Wheel, of course.

As you desire.

VOLAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Cursed Emojis
Theme #3: WAH-luigi for Smash
Theme #4: Stan LOONA
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBros
Usertitle #5: *aggressively licks shape from sugar honeycomb*

And now I take my leave.

[Noblejanobii]

As you desire.

VOLAIRE MAGNETON RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hatterene
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Appletun
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Galarian Mr. Mime
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Chikorita
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Spritzee
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Falinks

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: The Circus is Back in Town! (featuring clown emojis)
Theme #2: Gen Z Cursed Emojis
Theme #3: WAH-luigi for Smash
Theme #4: Stan LOONA
Theme #5: Discord Light Mode (is Best Mode)

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Are you ready for this? Zimzalabim!
Usertitle #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Usertitle #3: Only Arceus can judge me
Usertitle #4: #MyOCForSmashBros
Usertitle #5: *aggressively licks shape from sugar honeycomb*

And now I take my leave.

Jokes on you I like this song and Spritzee LMAO

I'm gonna arm those Brass Balls for this time around just in case

[Trickster Zorua]

Jokes on you I like this song and Spritzee LMAO

I'm gonna arm those Brass Balls for this time around just in case

Hell yeah, now we're talkin'! Fired up and ready for action!

[Trickster Zorua]

Ah ha, yeah, good riddance to that Miss Moody Ninetales! She’s the one you had for a host over Christmas and New Years!? She talks like a grumpy, moody robot! Well, enough about her, she can go back to sulking and brooding wherever she wastes her time doing that kind of thing!

I’m sure you remember me, I was leading the intervention against that pesky Ditto invasion a few years back! Glad to see they’re still GONE and haven’t been up to mucking up the place again with their chewing gum bodies and weird creepy faces. Anyway, I’m here on a whole other business venture! I’m your host for the next three weeks as you guys duke it out and mess each other up! Nah-ha, sounds like a good time!

So here’s where things get interesting! Check these out!

TRICKSTER ZORUA FEATURES

• VANDALIZE! (AS A VICTORY DECISION) – You wanna mess up the competition and so do I! And I can help you with that! If you kick butt during your battle and win, you’ll get the option of spending 1 Coin to VANDALIZE your opponent! That includes devolving them, stealing one of their items at random (I take whatever I can quickly pluck and run with!), AND their next avatar and banner set (even beyond getting egged) gets vandalized by me with my amazing artwork! Okay, I’ll admit, it’s mostly scribbles, doodles, and graffiti because I’m still taking art classes, but it’s a great way to make a mess of your opponents for just a tiny bit of commission dough! If you sponsor me enough and keep supporting my work, hey, maybe one day I can have my own Patreon!
• SNEAKY DECK CHEATER! – Come on, where’s the fun in playing fair!? With me around, when the Deck of Many Zings drops, you’ll see the pulled card before you decide to actually draw from it! That way if it’s awesome, you take that sucker all for yourself! But if the card is junk and you want nothing to do with it, the chump you just gave a beatdown to can enjoy that instead!

Yeah, you know you like that! Let’s rock and have fun with this!

[Trickster Zorua]

Remember, we’re not here to make friends! Be in it to win it!

SEASON 22

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS NECROZMA
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 22 (BABYMAKER) MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS EXEGGCUTE
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING NEO EMOLGA SEASON 22 (BABYMAKER: PICHU)
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS SPRITZEE
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS PILOSWINE
SUPERPOWERS:

• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 C0L0R3D: AS VANILLUXE
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS GASTRODON
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS GALARIAN MR. MIME
SUPERPOWERS:

• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS DRAGAPULT
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

MacGyver Item Awards!

NEO EMOLGA [Level 2] – Fun Flip
CHAKRAMASTER [Level 2] – Cheaty Cookie
SHRUIKAN [Level 1] – Mysterious Halo
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON [Level 1] – Brass Balls (No room, moved to the Dump!)

[C0L0R3D]

Now THIS is a fox I can get behind! Clover was bearable at best, but vandalism and seeing a DOMZ card before we decide what to do with it? Man, this makes being a Vanilluxe actually be appealing! Not that it… wasn’t before.

[Trickster Zorua]

Now THIS is a fox I can get behind! Clover was bearable at best, but vandalism and seeing a DOMZ card before we decide what to do with it? Man, this makes being a Vanilluxe actually be appealing! Not that it… wasn’t before.

Yeah, you know what's cool! We're going to get along just great! >:D

[Trickster Zorua]

Here, there’s only butt kickers and those who get their butts kicked!

MASTER RNG, putting some nails in his baseball bat, pulls in…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and NEO EMOLGA as Budew to the arena!
@Chakramaster @Neo Emolga

CHAKRAMASTER (HP: 4)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING NEO EMOLGA SEASON 22 (BABYMAKER: PICHU)

VS

NEO EMOLGA (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 22 (BABYMAKER) MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED, BRASS BALLS PRIMED

The URBAN COIN OF COLORFUL GRAFFITI says NEO EMOLGA busts in first!

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA and his buddy Mew swings in with Ice Burn! But nah, they’re clueless on that one!
NEO EMOLGA uses Horn Drill! And that’s a big nope!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Aqua Ring! But that ain’t happening!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA and his buddy Mew use Sticky Web! But they totally space out on that one!
NEO EMOLGA uses Fishious Rend! But it’s only just a lot of wishful thinking!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Round! IT DEALS A BUTT-KICKING BLOW TO NEO EMOLGA! (1/6)

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA and his buddy Mew use Acid Spray! Yeah, in their dreams, they do!
NEO EMOLGA uses Ice Ball! Someone better tell him to wake up!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Veevee Volley! But he’s got no clue what that even looks like!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA and his buddy Mew use Dynamax Cannon! But they’re just scratching their heads over that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Vise Grip! Yeah, using what exactly?!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Leech Seed! He sure has a wild imagination now, doesn’t he?

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA and his buddy Mew use Heavy Slam! Neo's clueless about it, but when Mew tries it, IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, COME ON, MEW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT! (1/1)
NEO EMOLGA uses Future Sight! And what a joke that turns out to be!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ember! But that’s a big nope!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Tail! And that ends up being pretty funny!
NEO EMOLGA uses Slash! Definitely a wild imagination here!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Wake-Up Slap! Better think that one over, dude!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Confusion! Yeah, isn’t that ironic?
NEO EMOLGA uses Decorate! Try again, buddy!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mystical Fire! Or so he thinks!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Lock-On! And that’s very funny!
NEO EMOLGA uses Savage Spin-Out! And he’s in for a big surprise!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flame Charge! Ain’t that a wild idea!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Lucky Chant! But he comically messes that one up!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sweet Scent! So much for that idea!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Lunar Dance! But he can’t even fake it!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Iron Defense! What a wild imagination!
NEO EMOLGA uses Barrage! And where did he get that idea?
CHAKRAMASTER uses Nightmare! That’s some game of pretend!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Charge Beam! And that’s a hot mess!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magnet Bomb! Yeah, I don’t know what he’s thinking either!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses Hydro Pump! Yeah, ain’t happening, but keep dreaming!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Meteor Mash! Dream on, dude!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Camouflage! Surprise, that’s not happening here!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sky Drop! Yeah, wouldn’t that be something!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Thunder Shock! So much for that crazy idea!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bullet Punch! And maybe it happens in his wildest fantasies!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA uses Mind Reader! IT DEALS A RADICAL STRIKE TO CHAKRAMASTER! (1/4)
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fly! Yeah, maybe with an airplane ticket you can do that!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Clangorous Soul! But he has no clue what that even means!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Present! IT DEALS A KICKASS BLOW TO NEO EMOLGA! (2/6)

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses Sketch! Keep up that wishful thinking!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Light Screen! IT’S AN AWESOME SUPER-EFFECTIVE STRIKE BUT BRASS BALLS CUTS THAT DOWN TO SIZE ON NEO EMOLGA! (3/6)

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA uses Stoked Sparksurfer! Yeah, that’s so not happening.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flash! IT DEALS A BUTT-KICKING BLOW TO NEO EMOLGA! (4/6)

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA uses Hail! Nice try on that one.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Energy! So much for that idea, huh?

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA uses Horn Attack! Yeah, you’d think he’d learn, eh?
CHAKRAMASTER uses Storm Throw! Lots of hopes and wishes on that one!

TURN 21
NEO EMOLGA uses Razor Shell! And that’s a big no!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Reflect Type! And that’s just a big mess!

TURN 22
NEO EMOLGA uses Safeguard! Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Water Gun! But it’s not even the thought that counts!

TURN 23
NEO EMOLGA uses Reflect! Dream on, little buddy!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Power Swap! But nah, so much for that one!

TURN 24
NEO EMOLGA uses Fairy Wind! But we all just think that’s funny.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sacred Fire! And that’s a fat chance right there.

TURN 25
NEO EMOLGA uses Revenge! But he’s got some crazy ideas!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Fireball! But he’s just going totally nuts over that!

TURN 26
NEO EMOLGA uses Arm Thrust! Yeah, we seem to be missing something, aren’t we?
CHAKRAMASTER uses Wring Out! Sure, go ahead and try it if you’d like!

TURN 27
NEO EMOLGA uses Work Up! Yeah, let’s try that again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Harden! Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice, huh?

TURN 28
NEO EMOLGA uses Supersonic! And he just weirds himself out in the process!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flare Blitz! Yeah, you’re going nowhere with that one!

TURN 29
NEO EMOLGA uses Follow Me! You’d better think that one over!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Quick Guard! But he totally fumbles the ball on that one!

TURN 30
NEO EMOLGA uses Freezing Glare! We’re looking at a whole lot of no on that!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fire Pledge! And that’s not happening on this planet either!

TIME!

NEO EMOLGA: 4/6 – 2 HP Remaining
CHAKRAMASTER: 1/4 – 3 HP Remaining

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (32/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Holy heck, that was long! So long that the battery on my phone is nearly dead!

Chakra, you kicked butt and got your 1 EXP! And you get to decide on one of these!

• Devolve and egg Neo! (for free!)
• Vandalize Neo! (For 1 Coin!)
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to go Exeggutor!
• Leave Neo as a Budew with a Daycare theme!

And let’s see what you’re getting in that Deck, eh?!

#14 Mystery Magical Hat!
MYSTERY MAGICAL HAT! - A random Pokémon is rolled and you get that Lineup added to your roster! Who knows what you’ll get! It’s a surprise!

Hmm, could be bad or could be good! Are you taking that or handing that over to Neo?

Your move, dude!

[Chakramaster]

Gonna actually finally take the time to wheel myself. I badly need out of this lineup. Then I'm gonna draw from the Deck myself.