ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

**Voltaire Magneton** · 11-17-2021, 11:14 PM

Huh, so that's why I became an Emolga out of nowhere lol

Nice to have Ground immunity I guess

**Noblejanobii** · 11-18-2021, 12:26 AM

Heheheheh Mighty Shield for the win again

**AgloMe Oen** · 11-18-2021, 01:21 AM

Y̎ͣo͓̼u̝’̻r͉̟̩̃͒͌e̙̣̩͆͆ͪ ̓̆n̦ͮo̱̤̣t ͙ͧo̤̙̙u͈ͥt̙̥͐̾ ̭ô̯͍̯ͪ͗f̤ ͖̌th̦e̮͍̔̉ ḣ͛ō͕͎̏l̫͈ͪͮe ̐ye̘̼̙͛ͩ̄t͕̫̓͛ͩͅ!

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, e͇͚ͅati͔̹ng c̣͖̥o̩̙rp͓se̳s ̬͕̜t̲͓̖o̞̮ ̲͍ͅg̰ai̭nͅ t̼̩̪h̗̲e̲̣ ̻͚̥kn͍o̬wl͙̜edg̜̬̤e ͍̻͈o̠f ̜the̩ ͓d̪̤e̬̩͍ad͙͎, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

ARNISD as Tyran͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊itar an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d NEO EMOLGA as Bȅͫllsprout to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@arnisd @Neo Emolga

ARNISD

SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊creased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA

SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Evȅͫry time you make an͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ attack that wȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒uld generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yoursȅͫlf!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g battles, yȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒u attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The R̹A̘͖͇VAG͕͇̭ING͔ ͕̻C̞̻͔O͍͚̤IN OF ̲̹DEV̮̤O͔UR̹̖̱ING͎̠ ͎̺̜AB̜̝O͚M̼̣I͉̹̲N͔AT̥IONS has declare̻̅͞d ARNISD strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
ARNISD starts the insanity with Dragon Pulsȅͫ! I͏̱͈̳͔̥T͓̣̠͖͕͈ ̮̯̩̬͇̦̳C̬͓̬͎̲A̩U̶͈S͞ES̶̟͓̼ ̨S̛A͈̕V͎̀A̸G͚͎̲ͅE BL̰̩͇̼OO̭̜̻̘DS̛̥͍̰H͠ED̴ ̛̙̯̞͈͓͍O̱̣̲͔N̳̦͘ N̟̪̗̕E̮͎̭̝̙̼O͕͇̘̥̥̲͕ ̼EM͢O͢L͓̞G͠Á! (1/4)
NEO EMOLGA usȅͫs Ancient Power! But instead he summȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ns dark demon͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊s entirely by accident!
NEO EMOLGA uses Toxic! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 43/100 – But hȅͫ realizes that’s ŞT̵͔͖͔̰̹ͅU̩̲P̩͖͎̼̤̗͙I̪Ḏ͔̮͓ ͓̼̘͍̼͕ͅĄS̜͓̤̯̱̬ ̷̠̘̪͕̦ͅͅA̝̻̦̗̭̪̙L͙L͝ ͔̩̤͓̝̟H͔̖E͏̦͕͔͖̗̜̦L̬̱̲L͙̬̺̰̬ ̱̹A̭̠N̶D͔͕̘ ̼B͉͎̙͞ACK̝͕̬̮̞̼ͅS ̟̙͕͍͚OF̖͎͍̗̤F̝̺̤!ͅ

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Apple Acid! He dumps sulfuric acid all ȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ver a Applin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊!
NEO EMOLGA uses Pay Day! But he’s stupidly flat-out brokȅͫ!
NEO EMOLGA uses Lȅͫer! But he just looks stupidly at his opponen͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊t!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Icy Wind! But in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊stead his bad brȅͫath just murders a Bidoof.
NEO EMOLGA uses Nuzzle! But hȅͫ’s an idiot that still believes in cȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒oties.
NEO EMOLGA uses Shift Gear! And then͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ they sue him for makin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g the whole clock break down.

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Dive! Except the stun͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊t fails and he crashes the planȅͫ!
NEO EMOLGA uses Rapid Spin! He gets really drun͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊k on a merry-go-round at max speed!
NEO EMOLGA uses Ticklȅͫ! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 82/100 – B͔̭̝͒̆̔U̞̲͔T͖̯̲̮ ͍̝̩̗̰̖̣͛̋ͥͪ̊̑̚H̢̏̓͆̏Ḙ̞ͦ̅ ̕G̦̼̎͛Oͩ͋ͧ̂̇͂̅E͆͌̌̋̈͒͏̪̗͉͉̞̮S̞̰̣̝ͫ͑ͪ̉ ̶͕͚͈͑͑͋B̭̯̦́̈͋͝R̤̫͔̫̮̼̈̏͆ͫ̅́A̟̮̜̝̜̳͒ͧ̽͗̉ͨ͘I̮̺ͨ͒͛̅ͦ ̺̭ͅN̕-̤̣͓͎̘͍Ḍ̯̱͈̱̦͞E̘̒A̸ͣ̆ͮD̸ ̯́Aͮ́ͥ̓͑N̜̻͕̯̘D͖͕̺͍̱̱̺͋́̑̎̇̏ͨ ̰͙͍̦ŢRͬI͕͛͢E͍̠̘͖͕S̼͕͓̹̦̞ͧ̿̈́͗͒̅ͣͅ ̢̩͚̬̼̖̪̰IT̯̤͇̪͔ͥ͌ͩͬ̽͞ ̙͔̰͍͊̐͗̈́A̓̊̀̓̚NY͢Ẇ̩̮̗͍ͯ̈̈́A̟̔Y͋̊̈́ͪ͏̙͕̜̻, ̖͕M͙͍̮͇̣͕͕ͮ̓̓̾ͨ̊͊͠U̻ͥC͈͍̗͔̦̐͐ͯ̅͊H
TͪO̲̙͓̫̫͚̓ͧ͊̽͊̉ ̭̞͓̱͙͞ͅHI͓̟̱S̪͈̓͋ ̣̻̰̣͇̼H͎̘̖̹̤U̞͎ͭ̒̀M̹̥̘͉̱̋ͣ̑͋ͦI͈͚̳̗͍L̰͕̞̒͌ͨͭͅIAͦͬͤ̒ ͔͓̺͍Ṱ͔̗̲̣̥̆̍͗ͧ̑̈I̽͐ͧÓ̲̫͎̞̙͍N!ͧ͊ͦ̓ͧ͘ (2/4)

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Vȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒lt Tackle! Except he completely trashes a power station͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ in the process!
NEO EMOLGA uses Spider Web! Excȅͫpt he freaks out over it like a little wimp!
NEO EMOLGA uses Heat Wave! And now the penguin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊s hate his guts!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Shell Side Arm! But he decides he likes cruisin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g with his 9mm glock instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Gravitas! But hȅͫ just makes an ugly face and remains clueless.
NEO EMOLGA uses Bug Bite! He chomps in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊to a rȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ach and it’s just as disgusting as he thought it would be!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Wrap! He suffocatȅͫs a Pidgey with a plastic bag!
NEO EMOLGA usȅͫs G-Max Gravitas! And he just makes that hideȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒us face again͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊.
NEO EMOLGA uses Spacial Ren͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊d! Except it causes a black hole and sucks in a planet.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Teatime! But nȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒, he’s way more addicted to caffein͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊e.
NEO EMOLGA uses Crafty Shiȅͫld! But using Styrofoam was his first idiotic mistake.
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Mindstorm! He psychically makes a Nidoran’s hȅͫad explode!

TURN 9
ARNISD usȅͫs Solar Blade! He throws a Honȅͫdge into the sun!
NEO EMOLGA uses Beat Up! He an͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊d a bunch of friends mistake a Jigglypuff for a piñata!
NEO EMOLGA uses Clangorous Sȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ul! But hȅͫ stupidly doesn’t know what that mean͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊s and tries to look it up in a dictionary!

TURN 10
ARNISD uses Quick Guard! Excȅͫpt he’s slow as hell and that sure isn’t goin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g to work.
NEO EMOLGA uses Ingrain! I̭̦͕̅̽̆T̵͉̮͖̞̯̠̜̒̔ͧͩ̆ͦ̃ ͓̱̰̹͚̹͚͊̆̊́̏̒̈́D̹̹̼̝̤͒̎̇ͯ̊E͡A͇̻̱ͧ̿̌L͝S̭̱̯̳͒ͦ̐̀ ͍͖̟̮͍̞͗̒̿ͭͨ̒A ̄S̵U̝͔̠͖̹̙ͭ̈̏͌ͪ̃P͆ͩ́EͅRͦ͑ͫ̔̕-̴͚̩̰̱̟̓͑ͥ́͌Ě̩͙̲̯̯̦ͩ̂́ͦ̋F͙̻̗̺̳̥ͩͥ̈ͧͯ̄F͖͍̥̘̺̎͛̏̇ͫE̒ ̭̜ͮ̀C̈́ͫͪTͫ̿̅̓I̊̔͐̆̔V̸͋̒ͦ̏E͠ ̘̫͙̘̘̹̔̆ͥͯ̍ͪ͋͝ͅSÀ̦V̻̫̹̩̰̫̉̀͑͂ͣ͊̉ͅA̢͎̖̫ͪ̿̋ͤͅĠ̭̃̂̿ ̝͔͚E̼̹̪͙̰̞͚̐̌̽͆ͮ̓͌ ͏AN͙̤̞̥̺AṚ͙͍̞̪̇́ͮͭ̍̆͞ͅC̶H͠Y̲͍͎̺̞͍ͭ̽̍̌ͦ͋ ̘̭̥̭S҉T͖̤̻̈́ͮ̽R͛̎̂ͮͧI͗͛̾̇K̻͇ͮ̚E̩͈̥̖̬
T̼̣͔͈̬̲ͦͬ̉̐̔̚Ö̤͖́̑́ ̨̰̞̯̱͆̅ͪ͛A͋͆ͦ͆R̡NI̸̤̚S̱͎̠̤͔̻͍D̷̝̳̖̊̌͆!̳̚ (3/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses Slam! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 54/100 – But he realizes how I̯͓̒ͦḊ̪͇ͬI͙̗̯ͤ͗̏͢OT̼͚̱̎͆̔͟I̼̮̤͘C̦ͨ ̧ṬHẠ̴͎̫̉̈̆T̸͉̫̾ͤ ͎̋W͔͉̾ͯOU̙͔̼ͤ̔ͦL̗̯ͬ̿Ḍ̹͔̾̈́ͮ B̸̯̘ͩ̋E̵͔̪͛ͭ ̵̳̲Ạ̦̝ͯ͋̚N̮̻̘͂͊̏͡D ̨̤Ò̙P̛͇̿TȘ̨̩ ̤̞̓ͮOṴ̜̻͊ͫ̍T̮̖͍ͫ̃͋͟ ̨ͫ͒JU̼ͮST̻̥ͩ̊͝ ̽̈́IN͘ ̠͈͓̂͊̿TI̯̮̙ͥ̆̋M͘E̥̩͡!̱̗̲̂͂͛

TURN 11
ARNISD uses Mean Look! And someonȅͫ in the crowd just flips him the birdie!
NEO EMOLGA uses Agility! Except he’s been lazy and n͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ot working out!

TURN 12
ARNISD uses San͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊dstorm! Ǐ͍͓͉ͤ͆͞T̳͑ ̣͈̪D̜̮̈́ͣE̛A̤̘͉LŞ͈̰ ̦̝̟͛̍̇Á̟͍̼Gͮ̾̊͏̣͈̗O͕̚N̰Ị̸̼̹͛̾̐ZͥͤIN͖̺̍̈̀ͅG ̠͇ͪ̊LA͌̄̾͡C̺͋͜E̘̤̟̿ͪ̅̕Ŕ̦A̛̘̥̦T͇̘̿ͩI̥̺̬͌ͫ̅ỚN ͕͈̬̏̐́D̞͊AMA̬̗̫̒͒ͯGE ̀TO̸̲̰ͭ̚ ̉ͮN̰̤̑̏EO̽ͬͮ ͥ̏Ê̸M̢͕̆O͍̤̻ͭ͛ͧL̰̠͖̍̋̂G̼̬̤̊̾͋Ȃͮ̌! (3/4)
NEO EMOLGA usȅͫs Gunk Shot! He shoots the septic plant with a rocket launchȅͫr!

TURN 13
ARNISD uses Fury Swipes! He shrȅͫds a Whismur to tiny bits and bloody pieces!
NEO EMOLGA uses Psychic Terrain͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊! And then he tȅͫlls himself to lay off the Ecstasy.

TURN 14
ARNISD uses G-Max Meltdȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒wn! And this makes a good argumen͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊t against nuclȅͫar power plants.
NEO EMOLGA uses Night Shade! But thȅͫre’s already perpetual darkness everywhere!

TURN 15
ARNISD uses Triple Kick! Hȅͫ plays deadly whack-a-mole with a Dugtrio!
NEO EMOLGA uses Wicked Blow! He fatally mashȅͫs a Magikarp’s face in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊!

TURN 16
ARNISD uses Shadow Snȅͫak! Except he’s big as hell and has n͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊owhere to hide!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sky Drȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒p! But his bomber is all out of gas thanks to a crappy supply chain crisis!

TURN 17
ARNISD uses Acuprȅͫssure! He precisely squishes a Metapod completely in͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊to goo!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sacred Fire! He sets an ancient templȅͫ aflame!

TURN 18
ARNISD uses Icicle Crash! Excȅͫpt he cluelessly tears the whole hȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒use down͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses Vin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊e Whip! I͆ͥͥT̢’̊S̩̥̻ S̫̩̲͑ͬ̄Ű̑P͉͕̰EͅR̸-̙̄EF͆FE͏C̲̬̺̃ͮͪTI͓͍͋͛VE̘ ͓͎͚Ā̏N͉͚Ď͐ S̬A͕̰̺͒̂̔͢V̙̪̎͑A͗̿҉G͎͌Eͧ̿̒L͗͂҉Y̸̫̓ ̹͌B̫ͯŰ͡T͈̰CH̞̫̓ͣE̟͓͗̽RS̷͙̼͐͋͆ͅ
A̪͔̅ͯR̂̓̕N͙ͩ͘ĮS̸ͮ͒D͓̗ͪ̽ ̦͉̇̄ͦͅIN̶̰TO ̲͙͚̽̈́ͬA̮ ̛̩ͤḆ̈L̵OO̲̗͑ͦ͌ͅD̩͙͒̚Y̸͌ ҉MI̯͗SSH͢A̵P̀Eͦ̾͑҉̻̞̟N̘̺͓̽̓ͧ ͢P͆ͨUL̰̮͕̂̏͗P! (6/5)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (65/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

…that was closȅͫ and you got lucky! But that’s all I’m sayin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊g.

Well, yȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒u get your 1 EXP and your choicȅͫ of…

Dȅͫvolve arnisd into a pun͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊y Pupitar!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sacrifice an Evolution Crystal and evȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒lve yourself into an atrocious Weepin͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊bell!
Throw arn͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊isd screaming into your Whȅͫel!
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Decidȅͫ on your darkn͕̘͇̤̯ͬ͛̓ͯ͊ess!

**Neo Emolga** · 11-18-2021, 01:23 AM

Yeah… that was dang close…

Well, this form is abysmal, so yeah, I’m Wheeling myself. Bellsprout... good riddance. Yeeesh.

**AgloMe Oen** · 11-18-2021, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

Yeah… that was dang close…

Well, this form is abysmal, so yeah, I’m Wheeling myself. Bellsprout... good riddance. Yeeesh.

In͖͙̪̜̿͒̉ͬto the madness you gȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒!

NEO EMOLGA RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒n (FLOWER POWER!)
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Bellossom
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Lilligan͖͙̪̜̿͒̉ͬt
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Rȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒selia
Pokémoͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹n #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Flabébé
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Gossifleur
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Shaymin͖͙̪̜̿͒̉ͬ

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Candy!!!
Theme #2: Heavy Metalhead!
Theme #3: Cyberpunk 2077
Theme #4: ‘Murica! Heck yeah!
Theme #5: Back tȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒ the 90s!

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Be careful, I am death.
Usertitle #2: Waffle Hȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒use Employee of the Moͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹nth
Usertitle #3: Only just begun, the Meme Wars have
Usertitle #4: Have yoͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹ur Happy Happy Times
Usertitle #5: La-bibbida-bibba-dum

You knȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒w what, yoͮ̒ͦ͆͏҉̣̰͈̹u’re right, that’s absolutely perfect for you.

**Chakramaster** · 11-18-2021, 11:06 AM

So seeing what I'm facing...I'm gonna purchase Brass Balls and prime that for the battle to come today. Yeah I think that's for the best xD

**arnisd** · 11-18-2021, 03:08 PM

You know, this just means i need more health to survive :p

**AgloMe Oen** · 11-18-2021, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

So seeing what I'm facing...I'm gonna purchase Brass Balls and prime that for the battle to come today. Yeah I think that's for the best xD

If you wish, wḙ̲͖̼̝͎̺͙͍ͣ͂ͩ̂ͤ̈́̿́ͮ̕̕’ll seḙ̲͖̼̝͎̺͙͍ͣ͂ͩ̂ͤ̈́̿́ͮ̕̕ if it was wo̷̱̯͙͇͕̜̱̤̬̞̭͎̫ͤͨ̇̐̉ͪͧͩͪ͐ͨ͂̉rth it!

**AgloMe Oen** · 11-18-2021, 11:12 PM

Stare into the laughin̉̓͠͏̶̼̞g face of madne̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅss!

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, hỏ͌̓w̜̆l͔̹͗̔i̓n̜̙̩̾ͥ̃g ͇ͣat ͈͑̌ͅt̅͋ͨh̫̺͉̎ͭͫe m͉̂oonͬ a̯̦s̤̬̪̉̒ͪ ̫̜̋̍a ̈́̉d͕̣̯e̺̤̒̉r̭͊ȁ̜nĝ̺eḓ̯̼̽ͥ̎ ͛w̦̽e̝͉̮͛ͤͩreŵ̞̩ͨo̗̲̣̒ͬ̋l̺̹̹̓́̓f, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Emolga an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d CHAKRAMASTER as Gurdurr to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Voltaire Magneton @Chakramaster

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON

SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ the Wheel option̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as yŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅu like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

VS

CHAKRAMASTER

SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Eve̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅry time you make an̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Yŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅur Max HP for each battle is incre̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

The G̜͚̈ͫR̹͛IM̊ͦ̆ ̥̹͂̀C͙̹ͬ̎OIN ̟̈́OF̮̤̤͂͑̍ ͕͌Ṣ̪̖͑͛̍Ḧ̯̜̼̍ͤA̠͑MB̫̓LI͓͔̦ͧͩ̋N̗̠G̋̍̀ ̹̬̏̆͐ͅUNDE̚AD̠͈ ABOM̼̲̝ͣ̈̚I͎ͦṆͮA͔ͩT̺͇̦͌ͨ͋I͓͈͉O͗N͎͍̠S has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes the chaos with Con̉̓͠͏̶̼̞strict! He chokes a he̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅlpless Treecko tŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅ death!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON use̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs Rock Throw! Except he misses and smacks a Psyduck between the eyes!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Substitute̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ! ȊͅT̫ͅ ̬̌C̤͚Ă͎U̜̗͈Ṣ͈̤EŠ͈̹̀ S̱̖EV̾̽E̲̣̪͊̿̒R̩̰̻E͇̯̬ͨ̎̋ ̮̈́M̔ͤẼ̞N͖͎ͅTAL̗̤̥ͥ͋̚ AGON̹Y̮̿ ̺̹ͦ̑T͉̲̼͊̿͌Ő̪̦̊ V̊ͨO̭̻̒ͧL̿̈TAI͋R̹̳͖͆͆̃E̿ MAGNË͉́T͑ͮO̪͎ͫͣN!! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Triple Axel! And then̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ he realize̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs he stupidly built the car all wrong!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER use̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs Head Charge! He plugs live electric wires in̉̓͠͏̶̼̞to a Machop’s head, making it explode!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Play Nice! Except his heart is already tŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅo filled with vile darkn̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ess!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses De̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅvastating Drake! He uses dark mutagen̉̓͠͏̶̼̞s on a Ducklett, turning it into a monstrous abomination!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Double Te̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅam! IṰ̥ D̃̍̎RI̊̈́ͥVͥ͆̚ES͛ͯ ̫̖̖̅̃̔CHAK̺ͥR͍͆A̗͎̓̋M̼A̯̯͌̄S͔̮ͭ͆Ṱ͑E̓̔ͫŘ̙’S̋͆ ̥̯̱̽ ̭͓̼M̰͚IN͚̻͗̈́D ̰̙͆̚I͌ͫ͂NṪ̾̚Ŏ̗ H͕͕ͮ̔Ō̺R̯̈́R̎͆Ë̱̰͇̓ͭND̠͚O̬̱͛́U͍̜̰Š̤̹̚ Cͥ͆͗H̹̤̎̒Aͨ̄̒O͓͌S̮̲͓ͥ̆͌!̖̙̟ͤ̓̍ (1/5)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Smack Down! Í̥̯̜̓̒T̩͂͆ͅ ͆ͩͪ̽̄B̘̩͕͑͌͑R͚̟̳̰̿ͮ͂ͮṲ̤̯͆͛ͪTͧͭ͗̋̐ͣ̚A̱͋L̝L̞͕̒̅͂̾̍ͅ ͍͎Y̱̯̟̠̐̽͒́ ̤͈̮̼̰̀ͨ̄͐͛M̎̚UR̠ͪD̠̰̻̍̌̑Ȇ̘̞͇ͤ̚R͓̤̼̬̠̒͆̓̑̇S ͖͕̬̦ͬͥ͑ͤV̼͕̹̖̪ͧ̊ͬ̑̆O̎̌ͧͪ̈́Ḷ̲̥͚̼̇̀̽̓̓TA͋̐̉ͨI͖̭̫ͭ̈͊͂ ̞R̦̳̗̪̣̰̀͋͊ͤ̊̏E̱̞̮̳̹̟͒̃ͣͭ̔ͫ ̙̮͇͙͓̩̍̂̅͛ͭͨ̐ͅM͍̦̮̙͓͓̐̓ͥ͒̅́̑ͅA̫̭̙GN͔E̖͍̪̙͕̲ͥ͛̐̇͋ͪ̏ ̪TON ̺͖̘͚̗̟̃̑͗̇ͯͩ̒ͅI͚̱͚͇̩͖̠ͩ̎̓ͪͪ͋̽NTO̫̺͉͇̺̰ͅ ̱͔̹́ͭ̄A̱̙̮ͬͬ͂ BL͙̓O̻͍͚̲Ỏ̫DY ̻͍̣ͤ̓ͤPỊL͚͖̗͇͇͇̔ͬ̉̏̇͛Ė̈́ͯ̃!̯̯̙̯̤͊͒͊ͣ̿!̱̻̖̓̓̍

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (60/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Deliciously brutal!

Dȅͫvolve and egg-murde̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅr Voltaire!
Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
Sacrifice an Evolution̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ Crystal and evȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒lve yourself into an horrendous Conkeldurr
Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!

Keep in min̉̓͠͏̶̼̞d, you’re going to be force-fed Voltaire̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ’s Just Desserts, so don’t dŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅ anything stupid kn̉̓͠͏̶̼̞owing that!