ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Gonna use Mimikyu as my Final Form, let's see if Ghost types are OP types indeed.

[Chakramaster]

Going with Pikachu for sure. Also going to Prime Cheaty Cookie for this next battle too. I'll also buy another Cheaty Cookie just to have it ready, just in case.

[Noblejanobii]

Gonna use Mimikyu as my Final Form, let's see if Ghost types are OP types indeed.

There can only be one.

[Voltaire Magneton]

There can only be one.

Yes, and I'm letting Arceus pass the Judgment!

[C0L0R3D]

I find it oddly hilarious four out of us five are either a direct Pikachu or a Pika clone, and then there's me who is just... S N E K.

[Neo Emolga]

I find it oddly hilarious four out of us five are either a direct Pikachu or a Pika clone, and then there's me who is just... S N E K.

But that makes you a unique and lovable snek!

In the meantime, hang tight, everyone, just need to do Chakra's set and we'll get this rolling.

[Arceus of the Apocalypse]

Ohh boy, here we go.

Ok, no more cheesing around with Mew (because this was way more game-breaking than I thought, eek). For my final form, I’m totally going Emolga. I don’t even care if Emolga isn’t the strongest Pokémon out there, I either win as my favorite, or go down as my favorite. No other way to do it.

And the next match, I’m priming a Cheaty Cookie. Let’s rock.

And so it shall be.

MacGyver Level 3 (75%) Use Check:

Cheaty Cookie: 1/100 – Preserved

I’m going with Mimikyu for my final form. And I’m grabbing that cheaty cookie from the dump and priming that.

Consider it done.

MacGyver Level 1 (25%) Use Check:

Cheaty Cookie: 98/100 – Expired.

Oh shoot, I forgot apocalypse was coming so soon. But regardless, even if it’s disadvantages very well kill me, I’m gonna roll with Serperior for this final frontier. And if there’s still a Cheaty Cookie in the dump, then I’m taking and priming that bad boy.

Done, although Noblejanobii has taken the last Cheaty Cookie still in the dump.

Gonna use Mimikyu as my Final Form, let's see if Ghost types are OP types indeed.

Done.

Going with Pikachu for sure. Also going to Prime Cheaty Cookie for this next battle too. I'll also buy another Cheaty Cookie just to have it ready, just in case.

And so it shall be.

MacGyver Level 3 (75%) Use Check:

Cheaty Cookie: 50/100 – Preserved

[Arceus of the Apocalypse]

And now we stand at the final battlefield.

SEASON 30

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS PIKACHU
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] - Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1 - ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 C0L0R3D: AS SERPERIOR
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] - Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS MIMIKYU
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 3] - During battles, you attack three times for the first 20 turns! Go nuts!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: UP FIRST NEXT SEASON!

[Arceus of the Apocalypse]

How strong is your will?

MASTER RNG, standing before his mighty creations, pulls in…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Mimikyu and NEO EMOLGA as Emolga to the FINAL BATTLEGROUNDS OF ETERNITY.
@Voltaire Magneton @Neo Emolga

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 3] - During battles, you attack three times for the first 20 turns! Go nuts!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS.

NEO EMOLGA (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 3] – Your Inventory Space increases from 4 slots to 5 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 75% chance it won’t be used up. Every Season, you will receive a random Item (any value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

The ULTIMATE COIN OF THE IMMORTAL mandates NEO EMOLGA strikes first.

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TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA begins the trial by combat with Meteor Assault. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Astral Barrage. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sky Drop. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Night Slash. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Oceanic Operetta. But it failed.

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Draco Meteor. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Twister. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Ice Burn. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dark Void. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poltergeist. But it failed.

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Withdraw. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Throat Chop. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mystical Fire. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spirit Shackle. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Starfall. IT STRIKES NEO EMOLGA. (1/5)

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Tail Slap. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Toxic. IT STRIKES VOLTAIRE MAGNETON. (1/6)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Knuckle. IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, RESULTING IN REPRISAL DAMAGE TO VOLTAIRE MAGNETON. (2/6)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Glacial Lance. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Super Fang. But it failed.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Trick. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Low Sweep. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dazzling Gleam. IT STRIKES NEO EMOLGA. (2/5)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Body Slam. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom. But it failed.

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Wring Out. But it failed.
NEO EMOGLA uses Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Snipe Shot. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Guillotine. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aromatherapy. But it failed.

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Tar Shot. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Stomping Tantrum. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Double Slap. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Surging Strikes. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Baton Pass. But it failed.

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Cosmic Power. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Volt Tackle. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Beak Blast. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Flamethrower. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Vacuum Wave. But it failed.

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Meditate. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Photon Geyser. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Gravity. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Meteor Mash. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Explosion. But it failed.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Searing Shot. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Plasma Fists. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Smite. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dark Void. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Max Darkness. IT STRIKES NEO EMOLGA. (3/5)

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Metal Burst. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Fly. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Clangorous Soul. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sandstorm. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Megahorn. But it failed.

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses Psychic Fangs. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Smokescreen. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Earth Power. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Vine Whip. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Magnetic Flux. But it failed.

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Acid Spray. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Double Kick. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Roost. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Scary Face. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Nasty Plot. But it failed.

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Fire Pledge. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Steelsurge. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fissure. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mud-Slap. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Malicious Moonsault. But it failed.

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA uses Earth Power. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Burning Jealousy. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Strange Steam. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Subzero Slammer. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bug Buzz. But it failed.

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Sand Attack. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Revenge. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Doom Desire. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Heal Pulse. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Poltergeist. But it failed.

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Ascent. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Cosmic Power. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Reversal. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Hold Hands. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Arm Thrust. But it failed.

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA uses Steam Eruption. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Flutterby. IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT NEO EMOLGA’S CHEATY COOKIE BREAKS VOLTAIRE MAGNETON’S DEFENSES. (3/6)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Arm Thrust. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Shift Gear. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aqua Tail. But it failed.

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA uses Heavy Slam. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Worry Seed. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Branch Poke. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mud Sport. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fire Spin. But it failed.

TURN 20
NEO EMOLGA uses Clear Smog. But it failed.
NEO EMOLGA uses Rising Voltage. IT STRIKES VOLTAIRE MAGNETON. (4/6)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses G-Max Rapid Flow. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Secret Power. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Focus Energy. But it failed.

TURN 21
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Gem. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Catastropika. But it failed.

TURN 22
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Vine Lash. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Haze. But it failed.

TURN 23
NEO EMOLGA uses Pollen Puff. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Vacuum Wave. But it failed.

TURN 24
NEO EMOLGA uses Apple Acid. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dragon Dance. But it failed.

TURN 25
NEO EMOLGA uses Freeze Shock. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Amnesia. But it failed.

TURN 26
NEO EMOLGA uses Swords Dance. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Mist Ball. But it failed.

TURN 27
NEO EMOLGA uses Bubble. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Power Trick. But it failed.

TURN 28
NEO EMOLGA uses Beat Up. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Screech. IT STRIKES NEO EMOLGA. (4/5)

TURN 29
NEO EMOLGA uses Storm Throw. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Razor Leaf. But it failed.

TURN 30
NEO EMOLGA uses Boomburst. But it failed.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Fury Swipes. But it failed.

TIME.

NEO EMOLGA: 4/5 – 1 HP Remaining
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: 4/6 – 2 HP Remaining

Voltaire, you have won and will proceed to the next round in your attempt to prove yourself again, whereas Neo, you have been defeated and your journey ends here.

That is all.

[Neo Emolga]

Well splat, that was definitely a very close and intense match!

Good game! xD