Time͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ to reward someon̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇e’s overwhelming mon̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇strous behavior!
DEMONIC MASTER RNG, ṕ̠̝͂oḭͯso͇͚̅͆ni̝̣͔͂̍̇ng̥̉ ̹̄ť̌͐h͚̯͗̓e bͯ̐ͥl͖͈̓͒ͭͅo̞͊͗ͅod ́ö́ͭf͖̻ ̖̞t̹h̻̲̻ͣ̽ͩe ͧ̃h͉͇̳̽ͦ̂el͌p͛leͦsͧs̜ͣ ̩̓v̤͖̝i̻̪͈ͧ̔ͫl̠̭̿͋l̋ag̥̹̤͛̈́͂e͉̽ȑ̠s͓͎ͅ, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…
NEO EMOLGA as Pe͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉tilil an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SHRUIKAN as Dragapult to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Neo Emolga @Shruikan
NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ attack that would generate a self-damaging re͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉sult (not very effective/no̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒ effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇g battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
VS
SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 addition̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇al Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if yo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒u choose to Evolve͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charman̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇der straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒lution Crystals)!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND
The H͙̥̒̃EAR̽ͅTLES̓̓̓S Ċ̪OÎ̬̜ͬN͙͖̭ͥͪ̉ OF͂̈́͐ ̼̻̂̚OV̭̮̼ER̺̥͛͑W͓̹ͫ̓͆ͅH̝̫̟͌ͣ͒EL͍̺ͪ̍M͒ͅİ̪NG ͓͇̓́B̼̏L̽Ö́ÔͨDS͙H̝͍E̟͖D͓̫͉ͬ̉͌ has declare̻̅͞d NEO EMOLGA strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!
TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA begin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇s the slaughter with Heal Pulse͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉! But instead it only causes death and decay!
NEO EMOLGA uses Shell Trap! Exce͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉pt he crushes a Squirtle in the process!
SHRUIKAN uses Soft-Boiled! But he cooks the Exe͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ggcute for so lon̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇g they become goo!
TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA use͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉s Screech! And n̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ow everyone knows he can’t play the violin fo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒r the life of him.
NEO EMOLGA uses Poison Gas! And now they nee͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉d to wear hazmat suits to clean the bathroom!
SHRUIKAN uses G-Max Chi Strike! But he gets the attack wro̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒ng and ends up pun̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ting a Bidoof’s he͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ad off.
TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Snatch! But he realizes this isn’t San Francisco and sho̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒plifting is not allowed he͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉re!
NEO EMOLGA uses Bulldoze͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉! But he finds out the hard way there were still people in the house he tore down!
SHRUIKAN uses Toxic! But he vo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒wed to stay off Twitte͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉r today!
TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Bug Bite! He takes a big chomp out o̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒f a Caterpie, but frankly it tastes disgustin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇g!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Starfall! But he͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ realizes that’s actually a meteor he causes to crash down!
SHRUIKAN uses Incin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇erate! And he starts yet another Califo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒rnia wildfire! Yay!
TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses Bulk Up! But he͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ realizes that’s just extra fat he put on.
NEO EMOLGA uses Rising Vo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒ltage! But then̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ he realizes that Spe͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉arow he put in the electric chair is already dead.
SHRUIKAN uses Brave͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ Bird! And then he realizes why that Farfetch’d was originally reluctant to try that broken chain̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇saw.
Hey, Neo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒, guess what!?
A̪̟̽̑G͔̓L̬͚O͋ͫͦM̐̽͆Ë̥̱̃ O͔͇̲EN̠̪̗ͯͫ̈ ̹̩̥ͮ͐̿Ś͖͔̱͑̋AV̔AGͥE̾̎̆L͕̙͈ͫ̅̑Y̘̻ ̮̻S͐́T̆̐̏RIKͯͤES̳͙̞ N͔̳͇̐̄̃EO͍͍ ͔͔̞EM̈́ͯ͛O̱̩̩̔̈̇L̏ͬG͂͋͛A͓̮ FͨȮ̰͕͍̿̎R̠̬͆͑ C̪̋RIP̜̆Ṕ̈́͂LING ͎̦͒̑L̺̯͎AͦC͉̳̮͐̽̅ÉȒ̔͂A͖̫̲TI͇̻̙̽͒ͪON̤ͫ ḒͅAM̔AGË̹!͎̞͊ͬ (1/4)
You know ho̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒w this works!
TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Sticky We͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉b! But then̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ he finds glue traps to be much more sadistic fun!
NEO EMOLGA uses Clangorous Soul! But that just makes a lo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒t of ungodly noise͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉!
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ Rush! IT̗̭̿͌ C͔͇͆̑A͈ͪU̳S͉ͩE̽S͈̖ HOR̹R̭̩̉ͥEͭ͐NDO͈̬̖ͫ̆̿U͎̐͊ͅS͑̑̐ ̭̈́B̬͎ͨ̎Ṷ̠̇ͮR͙̀NIN̅̈G͚ͥ D̏A̬͎MA͗G̰̰̽̔È̘̼̓ ̙͊T͖Ȯ̝͖̦̋̃ NE̪͈͇O̪ͣ
EM̯̪ȎL̞͈͋̎G̯͔͈͒͂̿A͌̽! (2/4)
TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA use͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉s Quick Guard! But he’s feelin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇g way too lazy, sleepy, and slow for that!
NEO EMOLGA uses Poison Fan̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇g! But he just ends up killing Dracula do̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒ing that.
SHRUIKAN uses Teatime! But he decides he’s way more in the mood for some re͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ally hard liquor!
TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA uses Acid! And now he͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ feels like he’s flying higher than̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ a kite!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aro̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒matic Mist! But in̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇stead it just ends up smelling like crap.
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Force! But the shadows tell him to̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒ piss off and leave them alone͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉.
TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Mist Ball! He kicks a socce͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉r ball into the fog and n̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ow there’s no hope of finding it e͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ver again!
NEO EMOLGA uses Swo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒rds Dance! And he takes that literally and tangos with a katana, taking a Macho̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒p’s head off.
SHRUIKAN use͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉s Uproar! And it makes someone tell him to shut up with a megaphon̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇e in his ear.
TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA use͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉s Thousand Arrows! But he fin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ds a thousand 9mm rounds much easier to carry!
NEO EMOLGA uses Thundero̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒us Kick! And that’s the most painful punt to the groin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ that Charmander’s ever had!
SHRUIKAN uses Partin̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇g Shot! He politely waves goodbye͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ as he blows that Mr Mime’s head off with his Barret M95!
Ooh, ooh, I ge͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉t to do it again̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇!
AG̣͒LO̝̭̻͗̀͊ME̥͈̳ ̊O̤̽ẺN ̩̆S̖ͣT͖͒R̲̻̣ĬͭK̑̆̿E̩S̲̥̖͊͆ͨ ̰̖̔̒Ǹ̟͚ͩE͋̂̋Ő̫ E̎̈Ḿ̤̘̮ͥ͗Ō̺̠͇̋̔L̎ḠA ͍WIT̰̱̘̄͊̿H ̭͊HÖ̹̘̲͗̓RR͍̪͓ͨ̈́ͧE̦͊N̯D̦̭̘̎ͨ͂O͚͒U̎ͥ͌S̞̠̿̇ I̽̉Mͣ͐PA̲ͣL̳̞̠I̦͒NG͉̩͎̅͌ͫ ̩̬̱DAMA͉̎G̖͖̭È̝͍ͮ!͇͚̝ (3/4)
Sure͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉, whiff some more!
TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Ele͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ctro Ball! But all that does is zap the next person̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇ to try dribbling that basketball.
NEO EMOLGA uses Refresh! But in̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇stead that scented candle smells like a butt nugget.
SHRUIKAN uses Draco Me͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉teor! Ḯ̟̬̟̿̽T ̼͋OǓ͈͚̱̇ͣT̺̖̭̎ͪ̚RIG̬ͩHT̩ͤ SQ̤ͭU͉̔A̳̦̟̒̔ͫS̠̹͋̿H͓̺ͩ͆E̮̙S̤͕ͤ̃ Ã͖͍̤ͦͪN̪͉̬ͫ̅̂D̈́̍̒ ͉̮͙̆̆̃M̗̭̈ͭUͨͣRD̼͇E̼̻͕R̔S͎̙͇ ̯̬̌ͩNE͆O ͍̗͖͊̃ͪEMO͖͓͚̅̔ͥL͈ͧGA I̓ͮ͐N̙̪̖͒ͤ̎Ṭ͚͓Ô A̘͊ ̰̳̈̇PUͤ̂̅LP!͇͕̟̈́ͨͮ (4/4)
DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (65/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!
Yeah, everyon̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇e was expecting that kind of outcome͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉! You get your 1 EXP and your de͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉adly selection of…
- Dȅͫvolve an͇͖͓͍͊̏̈́͛d egg-murder Neo̰̫͓͎̻̹͓̣̰ͣ̏ͨ͆ͯ͛ͩ͗͒!
- Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
- Or sadistically dump Neo’s screamin̙̰̭ͮ͂͒g corpse into your Whe̎̑͂̓̚el!
Unle͙̠̻͉̥͔͈͙̠̭͎͌̎́̂͗̍̃ͦͩ̈́̉ash the pain̬͔͔̱̤̞͍̰ͨͧ͆ͬ͒̉̔̇!
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