Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy!?


MASTER RNG, pounding mushrooms with a sledgehammer, pulls in...

NOBLEJANOBII as Shinx and ARNISD as Pupitar to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @arnisd

I SWEAR THE RNG THINGY IS DOING THIS ON ITS OWN! IT’S PSYCHOTIC! AHHHHHH GSLAHLSFS!!!

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

The CRUNCHY COIN OF SURFING WOMBATS AND ICE CREAM CONES has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!


TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with G-Max Snooze! But it doesn’t work when you’ve had too much coffee!
ARNISD uses Shattered Psyche! But that just gives him a headache when he thinks about it.

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splishy Splash! She jumps around in the kiddie pool!
ARNISD uses Hyper Fang! But he feels giving Dracula some Red Bull might be a bad idea.

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Ominous Wind! But it’s her just using a Bluetooth speaker.
ARNISD uses Attract! It results in the 1st strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (1/3)

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses Copycat! But she doesn’t want to steal credit!
ARNISD uses Hyperspace Hole! But he feels that’s a bit of overkill for golf.

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses Simple Beam! But it gets to be too complicated for her!
ARNISD uses Max Wyrmwind! It results in the 2nd strike against NOBLEJANOBII! (2/3)

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Lash Out! She plucks some hairs out of her eyelid!
ARNISD uses Synthesis! He mixes some cake batter!

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Fusion Flare! She glues two road flares together!
ARNISD uses Flame Charge! But fire pays in cash instead of with a credit card!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sketch! She draws a doodle of herself!
ARNISD uses Gunk Shot! He shoots a septic tank with an AK-47!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Wicked Blow! But she finds it hard to cackle and puff air at the same time!
ARNISD uses Focus Blast! But he’s too distracted by a YouTube video!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Shadow Sneak! But she forgot to buy her ninja costume!
ARNISD uses Max Quake! It’s a SUPER-EFFECTIVE strike on NOBLEJANOBII! (5/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (10/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!


Congrats, dude, you’ve won against Noble again and have gotten 1 EXP, although that does mean you’re adding to her triggering Rage Mode now. xD You’ve been warned!

You get your choice of…

  • Devolve and egg Noblejanobii (and build even more vendetta with her!)
  • Use an Evolution Crystal to become a fearsome Tyranitar!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Or Wheel yourself!


Also…

Do you draw from the Deck of Zings… or do you hand it to Noble?

You decide!