ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[AgloMe Oen]

No one volun̛͑́̀̀̚teers as tribute, so that’s why you’re chosen̛͑́̀̀̚!

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, turn̛͑́̀̀̚ing himself into a werȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇wolf zombie, drags in the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Galarian Rapidash an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd SLICKSLACK as Tympolȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Chakramaster @SlickSlack

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Evȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ry time yo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚u make an̛͑́̀̀̚ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stoppin̛͑́̀̀̚g yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have thȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ Wheel option̛͑́̀̀̚ after winning and Wheel people, includin̛͑́̀̀̚g yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for yo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚u!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

The C̪O̼̭͍̗͚̊̂̌̇̚R͌͑ͭͩR͇U̝̖͚̣͎ͬ͐͛̽̉P̔̈́̌̓̚T̤̦͖̻̱̱͈E̊ͮ́̀ ̩̝̥̯̠̗̃ͮD̗̳̿͐ Ċ͎O̱͚̝̪ͯ̑̈́̚I̮͔̼̝͉N̰̺ͭ̇ ̄OF̤͈͙̣ͪͨ̂̊ R̜̮̼̳ͯ̏̀̚O̱̣͓̜͛̅ͦ̃̓ͅL͇̞͖͖̥͙̇̉͌͂ͦ̏L͔̘̪̱Ǐ̓̆͆̅̀NG ͂́ ͭ͑̀̈́H̹̦E͔̰̋̉A̱̻͓̬̓ͬ̇̋̾ͅD̾S̬̙̰͉̮͂̏ͧ̆̿ has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER initiates the dark slaughtȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇r with Fo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚cus Blast! He makes sure he gets a good view of the orphan̛͑́̀̀̚age he blew up!
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Malodor! But she discovers stuffing a Skuntan̛͑́̀̀̚k with feces until he explodes isn’t how it works.

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER usȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇s Toxic Thread! He disgusts himself readin̛͑́̀̀̚g tweets about League of Legends!
SLICKSLACK uses Sizzly Slide! And that’s how several kindergarteners got burnt to dȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ath.

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Acid Spray! Except it’s just his ȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇xplosive diarrhea.
SLICKSLACK uses Lava Plume! In̛͑́̀̀̚stead it’s just spicy diarrhea this time. Also͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚, you two arȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ disgusting.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scrȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ech! And now he’s banned from karaoke night forever.
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Replenish! She now feels in̛͑́̀̀̚vigorated with the dark souls she’s devo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ured!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Overdrive! And that’s ho͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚w his car ended up in the audience stan̛͑́̀̀̚ds.
SLICKSLACK uses Feather Dancȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇! And someon̛͑́̀̀̚e needs to tell her it wasn’t supposed to involve dead Pidgeys.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Head Smash! And now he’s got Charmander brains all o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ver him.
SLICKSLACK uses Electrify! She sen̛͑́̀̀̚ds traumatic voltage through her Pidgey corpses!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses X-Scissor! And this is how a rock-papȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇r-scissors game got gory.
SLICKSLACK uses Max Darkness! Turns o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ut her soul isn’t corrupted enough, but she’s workin̛͑́̀̀̚g on that.

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses U-turn! And this explain̛͑́̀̀̚s the forty car pile up.
SLICKSLACK uses Dazzling Glȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇am! She cleans her knives so well fo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚rensics will never detect the evidence!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Guillotine! He tests it o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚n a Chimchar and what do you know? It works!
SLICKSLACK uses Grassy Glide! She slides her dead bodies down̛͑́̀̀̚ the hill and into the ravine!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Stomping Tantrum! And n̛͑́̀̀̚ow the bouncy castle is a bloo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚dbath.
SLICKSLACK uses Calm Mind! But shȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇’s done way too much cocain̛͑́̀̀̚e for that!

Ugh, so͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ I really do havȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ to do everythin̛͑́̀̀̚g around here!
AGLOME OEN strikes CHAKRAMASTER (1/3) and SLICKSLACK (1/3) for 1 HP DAMAGE TO R̺͉̬̊͗͗E̾͋ͭͧM̥̪Ǐ͖̣̳͋ͭN̗͍̤̬̝͐ͫ͂͋͛̉ͅD̯̮̞̩̒̋͆͐ ͚͎͇͓̠͖T̪̪̱̲ͣ̄ͪ̓H͌ͤ̿̚È̞M̗̗̘̬͇̻͎ͦ͆͐̔͂̅͆ ̝̙ͪͪO̬̻̟͖̾͑ͮ̍F̳̞ͮ̃ ̰̯T̝ͯH͈͆E͇ͅ ͬ̿ͮͬ͐̓P͙͇͉̞͂ͩͪ̅AI̬̰̞N̼͍̼̗͑͊͑̇ ͉͚̦T̔H̤ͮẺͤ̇̍ͬY̭̣̗̅͌ͪ ̪̺͇͓ͨ̒ͩ̏S̙͔̮H͌ͯ̅͂Ọ̣U͇̟̲̙̐̈́̚̚Lͬ̐̆̃͐Dͮ͐ͦ̌ ̹ͩB̭̥͊̒E͎̜͈͎̟̹͖ͣ̿̅ͫ̑ͬ͒ ͛C̲̰̼A͗̎ͨ̋͒U͙̤̥̯̩͎̔ͬ̌̒ͩͧ̌ͅSI͛̽͗NG̟ͥ!͓͎̈́̍ͦͅ
I hope we’re learn̛͑́̀̀̚ing, here!

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇stow! He lays a hideous curse o͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚n all his victims!
SLICKSLACK uses Me First! She steals and paddles off with the last remain̛͑́̀̀̚ing lifeboat!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Aerial Ace! Except he sucks as a pilot and no͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚w all the passȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ngers are dead!
SLICKSLACK uses Drill Peck! But tryin̛͑́̀̀̚g to use a Fearow as a drill just liquifies its face.

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses Endure! His I̬̞̬͇̙̼̯ͥ͛̽͂ͬͯ̉NF͙̖͕͎̝̋̉̆̀̃͒ͅE̦̳̘͕͙̞͓Ŕ͈̘̞̼̤̎ͯͧ͛ͤ̏ ͓͇Ṇ̯̓̐AL͉̥ ̦̟͋ͧD̪̖̹̣͂̋̐̓Eͯ̓̽̓̑̇TERM̘̥̬̜̉̈́ͨ͆I̩̖͙͊͌̀ͪͅN̙̰̜͙ͮ̓̄̋ A̗̤͎̗T̘̤̐̅I͖̭̘͚̟̮ͭͤ̓ͬ͒̚O̻̱ͣ̂N͚̥̯̼̩̤̣ͦͨ̂͒ͨͩͫ ͍̥͓͕͆̋̚̚C̊̋ͭ͆̓ͬA͇̲͎͙U͙̒SͪͬEŚ͙͇͙͎̞͑̔ͦ̉̾ͅ ̘̙͇͖͕̲͇̍̍̑̅̑̃͐E̩̠͇ͯͮ̾X͎̜̜̤̫̟̹̄̿̂͆̍̍̀T̈́́͋R̬͕̲̦̹̻ͅEM ͚͍̫̤̪̘̾̐̂̄̈́͑E͙̊ ̭̻̬̳̞̻M͎̩͙͚̣E̮͉͕̅̀̄NTͧ̓̅̄ͬͧͥḀ̥̪̯ͧ̑ͨ͐L̖̗̓͗ͥͮ̈́ͦ ̤̭̫̹
A͔̼̫̰̹̰̦G̥͓ͨ̑O͆̏ͦ̅ͨN̗̮̪̲̜̙̎ͧ̆̏̀ͪY͑͗͗ͤ̄̒ ̂ͥͦ̍T͔ͬÖ̫͕͌ ͔̣̘͚̾ͯ̎̓S̖̣̹̯̺ͅL̪͙̰͚̗͕̰̽̍̋ͭ͒̄̚Ì͓͙̪̺̩̎́ͪ̆̒ͅC͐̅͊̂̈̍ ̘̘̱̥̲̼̘̽K͈̯̙Ś͎̻̋L͇̦̣̬ͯ̽͋̒ͮͅA̜̣̫̲͇̘͓CK!̯͌ (2/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Burning Jealo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚usy! Except she’s got n̛͑́̀̀̚othing to set herself on fire with!

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses Overdrive! And another one of his cars ȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇nds up in the audience stands!
SLICKSLACK uses Superson̛͑́̀̀̚ic Skystrike! Except she tears a majo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚r rift in time and space instead.

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses Strange Steam! But it’s really just him coo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚king up some crystal meth.
SLICKSLACK uses Continental Crush! She flattens California and sinks it into the sȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇a!

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER usȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇s Psycho Boo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚st! He goes on a murder spree while wearing a jetpack!
SLICKSLACK uses Rototiller! She uses it to grin̛͑́̀̀̚d the bodies up!

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Wild Charge! It’s S͆̌̍͐U̗̥̮ͥͨ̊P̉͗͌̄ͤ̃̚E̗͎͍̞̻͌̿̾̏̄R̹̘͎̝-͕̲͇̓̅ͩEF͇̘͕̠̹͋ͮͥ̊̃F̟͙͐ͦE͎̫̬̪̜̎͗̍ͨ͒Ć̮̟̳̻ͥ̏̽T̰͂I̊̑̈́ ̤͕̬̞̣͂ͤVE̞͍̦̦͎͍̱ ̾ͨA͛̆̅ͤ̍ͯͮN͗̿͑ͦ͒̊D̅͗͂ A͂ͬ̌̅̂ͮG̣ͅG̝̼RE̦̫ͧͩSͨ̎S̺͆I̖̻̫ͮ́̐V̜͕̰͚̫̪͋̔ͪ̍͋̎EḺ͋̒ ̲Y̳͗ M̩̦̪͓̮̪̈ͯ́̋̊̒U̾ͪ̏ͨ̎̉R̥͐D͍̋E̪̹̯͕̖̗RS
S̰̓L̯̗̖̜̱͇ͨͤ͂ͩͥ̊ͩͅIC͕̭͔͕̿͋̇̈́K͉̼͔͓̖̀̑̓̊ͫS̍̾̂LA͐̓͌C͊ ̫K̟̠̭̠̙͔ͬ̎̔̋ͯ̓ͣͅ ̻͔̘İ͉NT̺̞̘̤͚O̲̭̲̯̣ ̻̺̩͔́̀̿͑A̠̍ ͚͈͕PUDD͖̞̝͚͖̤͙̅ͨͫͭͪ͛̏LE͕̣̫͇ͮͬͥ̔ O̘̹͚̞͉ͅF̥̣̲̪́ͤ͂̇ Gͪ̏̄ͥͣ͂O͍̮̫̰O͍̼͓̱͍͋̀̈́̃̚!͔͖̘̹̤̖̠ͫ̽͋͌̑̋̏ (5/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (24/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Ah Chakra, that was a dȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇lightful slaughter! Yo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚u get your 1 EXP and your dark selection̛͑́̀̀̚ of…

• Devo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚lve and eͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥgg-murder SLICKSLACK
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Or pro͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚ve your psycho͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚sis by WHEELING yourself!

And…

Do yo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈u draw fro͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚m the Deck… or han̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd it over for SlickSlack to suffeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥr with!?

Sho͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚w the darknȅ̓̅̒̒̿́̋̔́̽ͪ̇ss what you’re capable of!

[Noblejanobii]

I’m pretty sure that Tyranitar lineup came from my wheel too hahaha. Just another present from me despite all the beatings Arnisd has given me. Guess that just proves I’m the nice one in this rivalry? ;P

[Chakramaster]

Sorry SlickSlack I would wheel if I could (cause it's fun to wheel), but I have to go with devolve on this one.

Also I'll draw from the deck! Let's go wild.

[C0L0R3D]

Well look at that, I’m now an omelette. Eh whatever, it was inevitable anyway. But with no Mighty Shield on either Delcatty or Furret (forgot which it was), I’m subject to any and all wheeling… ah what the hay. That’s just the spirit of DBR.

[AgloMe Oen]

Sorry SlickSlack I would wheel if I could (cause it's fun to wheel), but I have to go with devolve on this one.

Also I'll draw from the deck! Let's go wild.

Dē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡licious.

As fo̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚r your Deck, we’ll seē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡ about that!

CHAKRAMASTER draws fro̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚m the deck an̙̪̼̗̱̲̻̦̖̭̥̑̑ͯ̇̈̇̄̒͋̂͒͂ͅd the fate is revé̠͍̦̟̠͍̺̱͚̬̞̼̭͒ͬͤͭ̏̿̆͋̓ͥͣ͗aled…

#9 Snom.
SNOM. - You get a Snom Lineup! Bē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡cause Snom.

Simple en̈͛̒ͬͯͩͣͥ͌̓̅͏̴̵͎̭͉͔̠͖̙͙̲͉̜ough, do̞̙͎͔̖̤̭͔͓̥̥̱̹ͨ͋̇͐́ͪ̊̈́̇͛͊͋̚esn’t even n̈͛̒ͬͯͩͣͥ͌̓̅͏̴̵͎̭͉͔̠͖̙͙̲͉̜eed me to do any ē͔̘͎̭̱̠̙͙͖̭̏̌̓̈̅͆̍͌̚͡xtra rolls. Ciao.

[Neo Emolga]

Well look at that, I’m now an omelette. Eh whatever, it was inevitable anyway. But with no Mighty Shield on either Delcatty or Furret (forgot which it was), I’m subject to any and all wheeling… ah what the hay. That’s just the spirit of DBR.

Yeah, I kind of had that same naked feeling when my Second Wind got scrapped.

But hey, Wheeling can be fun! And full of surprises!

[AgloMe Oen]

It’s the fin̵̸̶̾̒ͩal battle of the Season! So who survivę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s?

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, offerin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg the heads of his victims as a dark sacrificę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SCYTHERWOLF as Hatterene an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd NEO EMOLGA as Cinccino to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Scytherwolf @Neo Emolga

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg battles, you attack twice fọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝r the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an̵̸̶̾̒ͩ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effectivę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒/no effect), yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝u have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is incrę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The B̮̤̻͓̘E̱̺͕͈R̈́̂ͧ̆͐S͍̭E̹̳̪̠̖R̤̣̺̿̃̈́K̉ͬ ͖͈̮̃ͮ̄C̭̫̲̅͆̑Ö̫͖̘́̀͑I͔̤̼͕͔̭ͩ̽̅͂̏ͥÑ͉̞͔ͨ̔ ͎̚O̜F̣̘͑̓ ͎̳͙̳̰͂̄͌̆͒B̟͓̣̣ͬ͒̀̎L̳̹̘͎̺̲̋́̿̒̅͑OÖ́̅ͬ̓DT̒́́ͨH̘̙͓̮̳ I̟̗̹̯̰̙͍ͩ̏̇ͯ͌ͣ͑R̘̦͉͑̓ͣS̤̤̝T has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF starts the ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝nslaught with Leaf Blade! And that’s an̵̸̶̾̒ͩother decapitated Mudkip the janitor needs to clean up!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flame Burst! She lights one ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝f her farts on fire!
NEO EMOLGA uses Reversal! But everyonę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ just laughs at him for trying to use an̵̸̶̾̒ͩ Uno card.

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnitude! Shę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ turns Los Angeles in̵̸̶̾̒ͩto a heap of rubble!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Follow Me! She orders her zombies to be her escort to devour the living!
NEO EMOLGA uses Revelation Dance! He summons the fọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ur horsemen of the apocalypse!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Acid Armor! She tries to fit it on a Ratatta, but it just melts in̵̸̶̾̒ͩto a puddle of goop.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! Instead she redirects it to an̵̸̶̾̒ͩother planet and it explodes!
NEO EMOLGA usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Cut! Add one more decapitated Purugly to the pile!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Vacuum Wave! She manages to suck a Pidgey’s face ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ff!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Knuckle! She squishes a Weedle with her fist!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Wildfire! He sets California ablazę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ again!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fiery Dance! She spreads even̵̸̶̾̒ͩ more fire around Califọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝rnia!
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Hydro Pump! She pumps a Bidoof so full of water he explodes!
NEO EMOLGA uses Minimize! He convinces HR to only pay everyone minimum wage!

Mother of Giratina, how many times do I need to explain how to do this!? Holy crap!
AGLOME OEN strikes SCYTHERWOLF 1HP of P̯̠͔͔͈̙͐ͨ̽̐ͮ̓À̟̠͚͎ͮ̏ͤI̿͒ͩ͌̇ͨ̌N͕͍ͩͫ͗ͅ ̳̞̤̺ͅA̘̥̪̼̹͖̝N̳̳͚͎͔̙ͥ̋̿ͫ͋͛Ḓ̜͈̈́̇̏ͩͅ ͇̗̜͎̜M͑I͗ͬ̐ͤSE̒̊̏̌RY͔̣͙̲̩̿̇̈ͦ̄ ̬̙̱̹͇̯̖D̲̱͙Â̰͖̱̤̲͎̹ͯͯͤͣ̑͌MAG͌͑͌̓̓ͨ̚E̪͉͕ͪ̓͊! (1/3)
I hope we learned something from that!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hidden Powę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒r! But she messes it up and turns an Abra into a morbid jigsaw puzzle.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sucker Punch! But she misses and knọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝cks a Poochyena’s head off in the process!
NEO EMOLGA uses Cut! Seems he likes decapitatin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg Puruglys today.

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Horn Attack! She squashes a Tailow with a tuba!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Iron Defense! She ties iron plating to a Torchic but then̵̸̶̾̒ͩ drops him into the ocean!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sacred Sword! But the ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝nly one he has is shadowed in darkness and bleeds ichor.

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Polish! She makes sure it’s nice a shiny before shę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ hurls it into the audience!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Foam Burst! No on̵̸̶̾̒ͩly does she make a Bidoof get rabies, but she makes him get blown up, too!
NEO EMOLGA uses Crafty Shield! But hę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ absolutely sucks at makin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg his own cọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝splays.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Trick! She loosen̵̸̶̾̒ͩs the screws and bolts on the firę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ escape!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heart Swap! She tries swapping the hearts of a Pidgey and a Ratatta, but it just ends up killing both ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝f them.
NEO EMOLGA uses Barrier! But he fails in trying to hold it together usin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg scotch tape!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tail Whip! She beats a Marę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒ep to death with its own tail!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Stockpile! She adds an AK-47 and an AR-15 to her armamen̵̸̶̾̒ͩt cabinet!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Volt Crash! But zapping a car with a thunderbọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝lt and making it slam into a wall isn’t how the move works.

OMG, sę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒riously, you two need to let me knọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝w what alcohol you’ve been̵̸̶̾̒ͩ drinking, because it sure works pretty damn well!
AGLOME OEN strikes SCYTHERWOLF (2/3) and NEO EMOLGA (1/4) 1HP of Ȃ͍̮͎̱̤͉ͩͤ͐ͭ͗͋ͅG͈̞O̩͎̤̬͛͆ͩ̚Ṇ̠̯̰IZ̯̝͓̳̻̪̝ͧ̓͊͌͋̋ͨIͯ ̅͂͒͋̐N͖̯̹͓̹̮G̮͓̣̘ ͓̹̻͙Ȧ̱̦̺̣͙ͯ̎͐̐N̹̠͉͍̼Dͭ͊̾̓͆͌ ͙͆MI̝̝͖͇͓ͤ̒̽̌̊G̟̳Rͬ̃ͧ̂AI͕͔̱̱̲͌ͪ͐͆ͤN̹ͣ̅ͅE̜̝̼̬͆ͤ̈͋ͪ̍ ̱ͅ-̮̭̪̲̲͇I̖N͉̬̭̏ͩ̍D̩̟̥̱̘̞̭̓̋̌̅͑̓̽U͎͎͚̅̔͊C̲̜̳̯̱̟̈ͮ̊ͤ͂ͦ Iͪ̐N̦͇̳̙̱̬̓̏ͪͯͥͥG ̑̓̌DÄ͎M̦AGE͔̫̹͓̥͓͓!
Sober up and start fightin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg already!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Ice Burn! She lets a Piplup feel the burn̵̸̶̾̒ͩ of friction after kicking him across the frozen lake!
NEO EMOLGA uses Pay Day! Except the govę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rnment takes pretty much all of it now.

TURN 12
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Double Kick! She decapitates another Doduo!
NEO EMOLGA uses Smack Down̵̸̶̾̒ͩ! Except he’s laughed right ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ut of the WWF!

TURN 13
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fairy Lock! She traps Tinkę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rbell in a locker and forgets she exists!
NEO EMOLGA uses Court Change! Except the judge holds him in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ contempt for even thinking of that.

TURN 14
SCYTHERWOLF uses Captivatę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒! Except no one finds what she’s saying even remotely interesting.
NEO EMOLGA uses Continental Crush! And again̵̸̶̾̒ͩ California gets crushed into the sea! (I like this trend, sorry not sọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝rry!)

TURN 15
SCYTHERWOLF usę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒s Court Change! And she gets held in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ contempt, too! Yay!
NEO EMOLGA uses Aqua Jet! Except replacing the jet fuel with H2O just pisses a lọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝t of people off.

TURN 16
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sludge Wave! She overloads the sewage system and now the whole town smells like butt stink!
NEO EMOLGA uses Flash Can̵̸̶̾̒ͩnon! And now half the audience can’t see crap!

TURN 17
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝lar Beam! She blasts the sun and now there’s pę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rpetual darkness!
NEO EMOLGA uses Dive! But duck and cover doesn’t do crap when̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the nuke goes off!

TURN 18
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sky Uppę̷̵̻̩̼̯̳͖̳͕̠͎̱̗̼̩̗̄̊ͦ̂̊̃͒̃ͨͫ̾̾ͧͫ̒rcut! She punches the sky and just looks like an idiot!
NEO EMOLGA uses Guillọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝tine! Ladies and gentlemen̵̸̶̾̒ͩ, we’ve met our beheading quota!

TURN 19
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! It causes A̸̱̝͇̜͇͙̯̥̫̭̫̦G̓ͩ͆ON͏̷I̸̡͛͟Z͕̜͈̰̺͓ͮ̀͋̔̅͗́̀Ḭ̴̴̦̗̫͝ ̮͙N̘̳͔̦͚̠̻̓̔ͪ̆̐̿̋̒̎ͅͅG̷͈͇̼̬͙͕͖͚̩̣ ̪̗͔̰̥̟̳̙͎̤͚̲͕̫̃ͮ̾͐͐̏̓͑̿̂ͣ̑̾ͣP̢̄͘͟A̘̞̙̻͙̪̭ͣͮ̌́͂̎ͧI̽ ͬ̊Ń͠ ̳͍̗̦̼̺͚͙͂̓̏ͬ̂ͪͩ̄A̞͈̤̱̯̞̤̫̙̺̙ͥ͒̈́ͥ̃͊̅̿͐̔N̉͒Ď͗̈́͆ͪͥͥ ̴͕͙̝͚̠͈͉͈̭̩̈́́̊́ ͚̪̙̭̂̄̉̏M̢͇͎̞̼͙͕̞̜̦̱̩͓̮̤̻͟͝Ǐ̞͇̬̺̘͈͔̭̙͈̏ͭ̓̋͋ͥ̃̿͋̔ͅ S͗͒ͨ̉͋ͥͥ͒̂̀͜͡E̟̬R̠̻͕̯̥̯̣̟̘̰͉̪͖͜͜͜Y̛͍̙̱ͬ́̄̈̈͊ͭͣ́͆̈́ͣ ͈̭̺̼̗̞͉̬͕ ͖̘̫͖͚̟̯͖͍̼̲̹̥͗̒̎ͩ̑ͦ͒͒ͧ͂ͦ̊̅t͕̩̟̥̥ͮ̈́͋̔͆o͛͂͏͏ ͚͖̫̟̪͚̎͛̈ͯ̌́́͢͝N̤̼͎̼̬̲͎͉̞̘͂ͧ̓ͩ͛͆̊̅ͧ̽͘͝E҉͢O Ê̋͒̍͏̡̲͉͔̻M̶̨̫̥̙̮̝̼̜̳̥̫̭̭ͅO̲͇̖͈̱̞̥͕͇ͦ̽̈́̑̂͛̽͐̈͡L̛͊ G̷͡A͝҉̪̺͚̣͖̜̙͚͍!̵̧͟ (2/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses Frost Breath! But chewing on ice just hurts his teeth!

TURN 20
SCYTHERWOLF uses Nasty Plot! But she ọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝nly gets aroun̵̸̶̾̒ͩd to planning her ȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥvil rather than actually doing it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Leaf Blade! Excȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥpt he misses and it’s another decapitated Mọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝rpeko we add to the pile!

The way you kȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥep missing her is comical, Neo. But n̵̸̶̾̒ͩot quite as comical as this!
AGLOME OEN deal 1HP of İ͇̟͂N͈̭͙͉̩̜̄ͥ͋̑ͫ͂FER͖̟̟̟ͅNͫͤȦ̗̪̯̤̤̍͗̄̚L̰ͤ ̗̬̙̠̦͔͇̓̍ͭ͊̉͌̆C̯̥͎̘H̳͕̪͛͋̋Ḁ̬͍͓͈̎͊̾ͭ̍O̩̦̺̘̣͋̉ͦͫ̿S̊ ͓̩͕́̍ ̱̠̦̹̋̌̄ͧD͈̦̦̳AM̺̳̗̲̝̌͑̅̈̓Ạ̗̳̙̻͋̊̈́ͬͨ̓ͅGĚ̇ͮ̚ ̰̭̝͎͔̟ͤ̅͌̏̋̈̌ͅt̟͕ͣ̽o ̺̮̬̱ͦ̎͋ͭN̰͙ͯ̑E̺̦͔̲͚͇̅̎̈́̍ͬͪ̊ͅŎ͕ ̭͍̮̟̹̣̿ͥ̅ͪͬ͛ͥͅE̾̉̎̀̎M̖̭͕͙͈̳̿ͣ͐̐́ͧÓ̲̲͎͈͔̬ͩͫ̔ͭ̎LGͫ̎ ̩̭̰͚͍̑ͨ̽͌ͅA̙̹͓͔̫̭̭͌̌ͤ́̽͑̿!̩̭̮͚̩̘͈ (3/4)
Keep it up, I’m sure you know what happens!

TURN 21
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psystrike! But she messȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥs it up and causes a Clefairy’s brain to implode.
NEO EMOLGA uses Mist Ball! But dressin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg up as a Latias to dọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ it just makes him look like an idiot.

TURN 22
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spirit Break! She shatters the soul of a Togepi!
NEO EMOLGA uses Sky Drop! Someon̵̸̶̾̒ͩe please tell him poọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ping while skydiving is not how it works.

TURN 23
SCYTHERWOLF uses Safeguard! It CA͙̟͚͇̘̮̱̍͐̈̊̆̈̚US̘̩̻̭Ë̖́S̞̻̻̦̤̿͛̏̆̂ F̗͔̥Ȃ̞͓̦̩̬͓͌͛ͮ̿ͪ͆ͅT̓̽̎̃̒Ǎ̰̺̅L̯̦̬̭̭͚̜͌́͂ͮ̐̎ͦ ̦̅S̟ͅK̰͖U̜̦̼͗̎ͯL̥̭͉̪͉̫L̪̠͙̺͓̂̆̈́͗ͪ-͕̹͚͎̩̬͋ͩ̆̅ͥ̚C̼̳͚͎̟RU̼̾SH̻̻͈̻̺͍̀ͤ͗̈̓̉Iͫ̔̋ͣ͒̔N͉̼̩ͨ̾̄ G D̟̫̬̻̝̆ͯ̔ͪͭAM͕̯̯̔̎̂͌ͅA̗̬̮̫͕̬ͭ̿͌̑ͬ̚G̟̠̥ͅE̯̰͉̙̙ ̘̞̼̘̻̻̮TO̖̻ ̔̐̉ͫ̄ͫͧNE̙̞̘̩̣͈͙̐͆̍̈́̓ͨ̓O E̪MOL̘̭̰͖̭̘GA!͉̟̞̘͌̿̾͛ (4/4)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (25/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Well, that took a B̭̠̭͇͗̀̎ͯL̰̥̜̰͕̬Ö̱͚̦͇̭̲̬͑͌͂̄̅ͫȮ̲̟̙̬̋ͧ̒DY̥͎ͪ͒ ̫̬͙̒̅͐L͔̙̤̠̙͎̲̀́́̓͊ͪ̐O̹͓̠͎̩̙̩NG ̭̯W̝̯̝͔͔H̯͇͖̖͛ͨ̊ͬI͊̿͛L̙̠̔ͭE͖̣̮͛ͭͦ, but at least yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝u destroyin̵̸̶̾̒ͩg Neo make it worthwhile!

You get yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝ur 1 EXP and your lovely selectiọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝n of…!

• Devolve Neo into a wimpy little Minccinọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝!
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Dump Neo screaming into your Whȇ̱̰̬͓̹̮̠̬̙ͬ̏ͬ̍͂̈̐ͥel!
• Or lose your min̵̸̶̾̒ͩd and Wheel yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝urself!

And…

Do yo͔̟̹̤͇͔̲̾́ͣ̿ͩͧ̈u draw fro͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚m the Deck… or han̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd it over for Neo to suffeͪͦͭ́͊ͫͯͩ̾̋ͩͭͥ̔ͥr with!?

Emͩ̀br͆̿ͮͩaͨͤ̅̉c̈́̉eͧ̍̇͛ͩ̈́̚ ͆ͣt̂͗͆ͤ̚h́ͧͮ̾̓͊̏eͧͪ̇̽̓̿ͩ d̎ͪ̇ͦ́ͤarͪk͗ͫ̊̑̀̊̓nͩ͋̏ͫ̉̚es̏ͥ̏̅̉̐̃s!

[Chakramaster]

Before it's too late. Time to go big here.

Using my Wisher Piece to pull: Neo Emolga and Arnisd into a battle of the giant!

I'm also gonna go ahead and grab another Babymaker item.

[AgloMe Oen]

Before it's too late. Time to go big here.

Using my Wisher Piece to pull: Neo Emolga and Arnisd into a battle of the giant!

I'm also gonna go ahead and grab another Babymaker item.

I smell evil here, an̼̟̼d it smells d͈̥͉̮̒̀͗͂el̗̫̰̤͚͉͖ͨ̇ͨ̂͌̌̀i͇̠̖͒̄̓g̮̬͙͆̈̋ĥ̐ͩ͑̽ͣ̌ͪ̓͑ ̠̝͈̲̫͕͎͕̮̪̮͋ͧͅt͙f̱̦̝̯͓̖ul̥͙͉̭. >:3

Of course͚̺̠̼ͤͤ̔ͦ, of course!

[Neo Emolga]

Eh heh, my chinchilla senses of detecting encroaching danger are tingling, so I'm going to buy a Mysterious Halo with Mew as the Guardian Angel and I'll prime that right away!