ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Chakramaster]

Probably was overlooked. Yeah it only protects the active lineup it was on. So it should be gone now that you were egged and in a new lineup.

[AgloMe Oen]

S͌͋ͥͤ-͌s̺̣-s̲̩̰͓̬̱̰-͑s-͚̞̽ͩsla͓̜̋̀u̪̫̲ͣͥ̅g͎̤̫̠̯̞ͅḧ͐͋̉t̬͍̘̱̝̖͕͊͐̔̈̈̃̚er̖͛ !̙̬͉͍̺ͭ̇͂ͮ̑

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, s̻͈̟̜͎ͅma̖s͔̙̪͖͙̲h̙͖̫̬̭̩͈i̝̬̞̪͔͇ng̮̞̜ ̠͖͉̪h̟̦̬͖͔e̯̮̥̰ͅͅads ͓͕̮ͅi̺̱ͅͅn̝͎͓̰̮ ͇̯̘w̠̞͎̹̘̺̮it̝͎̩͎̭h̪̬ ̙̻̤̺a̪ͅ s̬̻̞l͔̬e̞̺͚̼͔dg̟̬̻e̖͉̖͉̩ham̻̱m͓̦̣͎e͓̖̜̳r, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Galarian Rapidash, NEO EMOLGA as Bellsprout, and ARNISD as Tyran̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎itar to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Chakramaster @Neo Emolga @arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ attack that would geͩ̃̓nerate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑u have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battleͩ̃̓ is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DYNAMAX: DOUBLE DAMAGE AND (10/10) HP

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time yo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑u make an attack that would geͩ̃̓nerate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 9 MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for eͩ̃̓ach battle is in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎creased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 9 MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

The D̥̘RE̮̱̟̩̯A̙̣̥̣͖DED̯̣̱ ̜̬͈CO̠I̦N̟̳͕ O̠F̟̬͓ I̲LL̺͚͙͈̥ O̤ME̬̮̜̼N has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts the slaughter with Worry Seeͩ̃̓d! But Home Depot lied, all he got were weeds!
ARNISD uses Smelling Salts! But he’s an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ idiot who thinks salt has a scent to it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Omin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ous Wind! MEW SWOOPS IN and C̙̱ͅAU̯̝̜̻S̘͙̱̞̣̤̬E̪̘S̟͓͍̥̖͓̲ ̣͕͈̞̙̹S̨̲͚̥͔U̦̟̥͈P̢̩̩̻E̯̯͚̮͔͠R̷̫̹͓̪̯̣̩-̻̲ȨFF͝E̢̺C̢T̷I͈̖͖V҉͚͙̖E E̳̘̖͞X͖̬͙̯͚̳̰TR͖Ę̦̮͎̣̳ͅME̖̠̼ ̣͍̬̩͉AGO̷N̸I̹͚ŹI͠NǴ̭̬̘̬̣ͅ S͠P̙̟̤̲͖͇I̪͕̭̯̟R̝̣̺̪̲ͅT̵͕̱͈͈ͅU͚̥̰͚̫͇AL͙͔̥̲̞͙̼ ̛̲̪D͇̙̙̩̮̞A̵M̹̻A̸̖̠͚̱G̝͍͖̜̞̫̰E͎̙͉̘̥͙̯ Ṯ̸͕̣O̯͇ C͏̖̳͎̻̪̤̞H̦AK̞͚̖͜R̢̼A̯̹͙̣̖M̨̮͎͇͍A̸̰͙̹̝̣̜ST̹̗͍̩͓̞̹͡ E̖̮̹ͅR͖̳̬̦̫͖̮!̴ͅ (3/10)

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER useͩ̃̓s Confusion! IT HAS NO EFFECT on ARNISD:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: (56/100) But he realizes that’s an INCREDIBLY STUPID MOVE AND SMARTENS UP ABOUT IT!
ARNISD uses Trick! MEW SWOOPS IN FOR THE ATTACK, but it’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, makin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g MḚ̫͉W͖̼’S͢ ̱B̧̖̦R̪̼̟̞̻̦ͅA̘͞Ị̰̹N ̷͓̳̣̤E͜X̪͖̘̗̬PL̠ODE͖̜̬!̸̥͔̤ (1/1)
NEO EMOLGA uses Continental Crush! And once again California gets pulverized into the sea!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Darkness! IT̙͔̜̳͉̭̉̃̐̋ͯ̂ ̪̺͉̠͉̯ͩ̊̆͆̅̐U̱̳̒ͨN̵ͩ͊͋ͪ̓L̠̖͚͖EAͬ̑͂S̛̗̞̮̖͕͈H̹̘̋̐͂ͤ͂ ̪̮̟E̷̗̳͔ͧ̃̄S̀ ́A̸͓̠͔͍ͦ̂͗̇G͇̣̪̱̭̖̣͡ONI̹̬̠ͪ̿ͭ̐̕ͅZͣ̄͛̐ͤ̇Iͬ̂̓ͧ͌ͣN̞ͤ͡ G͌ͦ ͛ͤ͋S̒ͩͦ͆P̘̎́I̥̗R̵̻̮͔̭̙͇̓ͥͨ̄̅̐I̛T̩̙̪̥̻͕ͯ͒ͣͮͮ̔Ũ̽̈́ͮ̍ ̶͕̺͚̥̟͓̔Ȧ͇̤ͨL̴ͮͭ͛ ̨̯̗͍͉ͧ̌̅ͣT͏̫͖̹͉̯̬RAÜ̪̯̤̍́Ṃ̭̊͋A ̫̅͞O͍̻͚ͥ͛̍Nͦ̍̑ͨ͗̾ͯ͡ ̶̦̤̞̮͔̘N͙̭̝̋͑̊E̬͙̮̭͙ͣͥ̀̿̐Ȍ̮̞̞̬̺͖̉̏̄̉̅͡ Eͥ̃̋M̌ͥͩ̎̃̒O̱̬̖̞̱L͡Ġ̫A!̦̻̇̃͠ (2/4)
ARNISD uses Sizzly Slide! And that’s a lot moreͩ̃̓ kindergarten̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ers fried at the playground!
NEO EMOLGA uses Arm Thrust! But he do̼̪̬̔ͧ̑es it wrong and uses someone else’s severed arm!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tri Attack! And that’s anotheͩ̃̓r triple-beheaded Dodrio!
ARNISD uses Bubble Beam! He goes trigger happy with a plasma rifle on his idiotic bubble bath!
NEO EMOLGA uses Revenge! MEW SWOOPS IN FOR THE ATTACK AND IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE causing M͆̓ͪE̎ͯͫ́̒̀̚W̬ͤ ͟T̛O̫̗̝̳ͮ̏̎̀ ̗̩͙̗͎F̝͉̜̥̃ͪ̆̀EẼ̷͍̩̳̐͋̚ͅL̶̂̚ SOͩ͛ͮͫ̚ ̥ͧS͔̫͗ͪTU͓̥̺͚̩̔͒ͤ́͐P̞I̼͊D͙̠ ̻̀I̻̺Tͤ̇’̸̻̟̘̭ͬ̒͑̈S̀ ̧̤͖̠̠̬ͩͬ͋̂̔F̯̭̥ͩ̈́̋A̜̠̥TÂ̄L̅̌͗!̧̬͉̣͕͙̻̳̐̋̋̈́̓͌ͩ (1/1)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Min̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎d Reader! But he can only reͩ̃̓ad his o̼̪̬̔ͧ̑wn and it’s enough to make him go berserk!
ARNISD uses Close Combat! Except he’s insanely paranoid about Covid-19!
NEO EMOLGA uses Throat Chop! He’s proud of yet an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎other beheaded Pidgey!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Reflect Type! But he’s bein̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g an idiot and deciding which mirror he wants to buy!
ARNISD uses Fairy Wind! But throwing glitter into a wind gust just makes him look idiotic!
NEO EMOLGA uses Spikeͩ̃̓ Cannon! But he dumps thumb tacks into a canno̼̪̬̔ͧ̑n and has no gun̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎powder! Insane!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Pursuit! But he’s clueless about what he’s after!
ARNISD uses Sky Attack! He shoots ran̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎domly into the sky like a psychopath!
NEO EMOLGA useͩ̃̓s Waterfall! And he goes tumbling off of the edge in his stupid can̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎oe!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Gear Up! But all he has to dreͩ̃̓ss himself with are his in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ane pajamas!
ARNISD uses Stoked Sparksurfer! But he doesn’t know the first bloody thing about surfing.
NEO EMOLGA uses Echoed Vo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ice! But the echo just tells him he’s an idiot!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Accelerock! But he’s a dimwit who thinks it has somethin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g to do with attaching roller-skates to his pet rock.
ARNISD uses Embargo! But he can’t get enough of those Cuban cigars!
NEO EMOLGA uses Play Rough! But n̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ow all his idiotic action figures are bro̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ken!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magic Room! IT HAS NO EFFECT ON ARNISD:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: (19/100) B̺̜̭̖̼Ǘ̘̯̤̞̈͗ͮ͡T̗ ̣̭̗̮͍͇͂ͮ͐̔̒̾H̸͎̹̲̤͙̞͛̌̋̓́ͣẼ̶͓̘̲̝̤̤ͤ̒̈́́͊ ̢͖̱̣̹ͫͯͧ̔R̸ͮ̏̿̆̉E͖̤̝̜̣̙̩͋̈̑͑ͬ̐̅A̫̫̽͆LI̟̎Z̥͖̐̅E͜S̔̅ ̔ ̌͗͌ͣͧḢ̜͉̰͔̗̝̝ͪͯͪ͊͌͌̀O̻̘̥̦̟̙̅̔̈͒̒ͧ͌ͅW D̺͔̜͚̹̙Û̘M̟͈̊ͦB̛̏̆͆̐̒̽ͦ ̈O̵͗̐̊͂F͊̒͋͌ ̡̭̱A̢̖͂N ID̷̺̣͋͋É̱̪̣̗̼ͪͬͣ̓A̰̯ͬͨ ̘̓T̫̗ͩͪͬͅH̗̱͖̣̆͐́̚͠A̟ͤT͚̞̟̟̩̘̋͒ͤ̓̂̚ ̤̬I̵̮̠̻̬̖ͮ̅̒͋͌ͩ̽ͅͅS̹͓̱̖̱̈́ͨ́́ͬ!̶
ARNISD useͩ̃̓s Mirror Coat! But he hates making himself look like a tacky and idiotic disco ball!
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Gem! Turn̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎s out it was just a radioactive rock.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Guard! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE ON ARNISD:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: (74/100) B̜̯ͮ̌U̠ͣ͊͢ͅT̆͐͏̬͓ ̗̲͙ͪͯ̚͘Ȟ̂Ǐ͖͇̀S͔̹ͣͩ͡ ̘B̛̝̮̪̌̋͑R̹͔ͣ̒A̧ͯIN̹̓ S͍̭H͙̩̏ͯUT͡S̫̆̚͡ͅ ͒ͅO͙̤FF̸̞̤̫͒͊̊ ̜̪ͪͭA̪͕N͚͌͠Ḋ҉̻ ̼̼̅̔D̛ͬͯ̅OḚ̎S ̢͚̄IT͍̼͜ ͪA҉NY̡̦̋Ẃ̖A͕̩̘̍ͦͥY̝̒,͝ ͇̖͍ͪ̓̉C̗̮̮̑́ͣAǓ͙̺͚̐̔̀S̗̗̿ͫĮ̳̭͂̾N͕̻G͢
H̦̜IŠ̙̼̅ ̃̈O̙̮ͭ̓Ẅ͟N̠͋ ͉̰̄̋D͈̻̋̽A͛͜M͔̯͔ͣ̓́A̖̚G͌E̤͞ ̗͛͘T͓̟̖Ö̿͡ ͨBOƯ͉̹̲N͍̓͜C̼̯ͤ̔͞E҉ ̯̆͠B̨̦̱̐ͣA̝͖̝͐͛ͫC̝ͣK͔̠͕͂ͭ̍͝ ͇I͏̥̝Ń̳ ͈̏͢H̊IS̗̱̍̒͝ FAͬ͂C̮̫̺͟Ě̫!̃͛ (4/10)
ARNISD uses Toxic Spikes! But all they do is flat his tires and leave him stranded!
NEO EMOLGA uses Reversal! But he finds his stupid Un̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎o cards useless here!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Simple Beam! Except it’s too compleͩ̃̓x for his simpleton mind to un̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎derstand!
ARNISD uses Light Screen! Except tissue paper isn’t going to̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ cut it, scrub.
NEO EMOLGA uses Thun̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎derous Kick! Except he misses and punts another Ratatta’s head off.

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER useͩ̃̓s Jaw Lock! And that’s what tetan̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎us does to you, kids!
ARNISD uses G-Max Centiferno! Except he has absolutely no idea what that means and is left drooling on himself.
NEO EMOLGA uses Strength Sap! It deals C̯͖R̸̈IŃ̳̳̞̓ͣǴI͢Ṋ͓̠͗̒̒G,̥̘ ̺̜͓A̧ͫG͉͐O̧̐͌̃N͘ǏͭͦZ̺̹IṈ̣G̡̞͙̳ͩͦ̎ ̴͔̊D̘̻Ą̰̗̍̓M̡͓͔̏̋ÁGEͫ̂̇ ̏͒TO̱͈̣͟ CH̄̑͡AK̯͉̪ͩ̊̚R̰̲̖͂̆̅Ả͖̩͈̇̿Ṁ̱AST͕̙ͪ͆E̪R̄̉́!̪̇ (5/10)

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER uses No̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ble Roar! Except it sounds hilarious and everyone is just making fun of him!
ARNISD uses Max Geyser! Ĭ͏t ST̝͎̼ͨͬ̾RI̮͙K̛E ̴̰̗C̀H̲͇̀̓A͉̻̔̒KR͍͒Aͩ̋̇MĄ͔̽S̴T̪͈̜̅ͭ̐Ȅ͇͈̉Ṟͨ̚ ̬ ̷fo̤̖͗̒r ̕S̖ͬ̄ͅAV̮̞̗͑̂̓AG̺͍̫͛ͨͮ͡E̱̎ Ṯ̎R̀ͦ͊A͇̲̔́͡UM͚͚̈̌̑ͅA̋ͨ-̪̠͚̓ͨ̆I̲͌N̗̑DȔͬC̸ͥḮ͕̱̜̓ͤN̤͕̝ͨ̂̃͟G̒ͨ̓͡
D͎ͧA͇̞̹Mͥ̍͂҉̯̭̠A͈͕̟GE̶ͤ̾̄!̡̯̊ (6/10)
NEO EMOLGA uses Wish! But his sad little prayeͩ̃̓rs are left unanswered!

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER uses Trump Card! But in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎stead he gets harassed on Twitter about it!
ARNISD uses Spectral Thief! Except he’s caught red-handed and now faces shoplifting charges!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Geͩ̃̓yser! He tries to do what arnisd did an̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎d just makes a fool of himself!

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Stun Shock! Except he can’t, makes a weird faceͩ̃̓, and poops himself.
ARNISD uses Low Sweep! But he refuses to do the cleaning for lazy, stupid people.
NEO EMOLGA uses Morn̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ing Sun! But here there is o̼̪̬̔ͧ̑nly perpetual darkness!

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Retaliate! But he’s feeling too wimpy to even̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ consider that!
ARNISD uses Zen Headbutt! And it causes a zen garden to smash into pieces!
NEO EMOLGA uses Trump Card! An̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎d he gets attacked by the orange man bad Twitter ghouls, too!

TURN 18
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ister Arrow Raid! Exceͩ̃̓pt he forgo̼̪̬̔ͧ̑t to pack ammo like he usually does.
ARNISD uses Inferno Overdrive! And once again California is lit aflame! Yay!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Volt Crash! He drives a truck on̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ a collision courseͩ̃̓ into a power station!

TURN 19
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Polish! And now everyon̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎e makes fun of him for making his pet rock extra shiny.
ARNISD uses Roar! It causes D̴̙͙͒̌EḀ̤ͧ̚Ḟ̮E͍̩̜̋̃̃Nͣͣ͏̘̥Iͩ͗N̤͋G̡̥̓ ̶ͪ͒A͉̭̜̾ͫ̈G͙͓̱̋͆͋O͞N̸Y ̤̖̖̉̆̈́́D͐̾A̬ͅͅMA̺̚G̬̲̓̾E͍̫̘ T͘O͇ͨͧͅ ͚͖͊̈́Ċ̬H̻́Ą̥̗̭̄ͩ́KR̜̰AM̧͈̖̝ͦ̊ͪAS̈̊T̸̥̫ͅE͇ͬ͡R͝!͌̆̈́ ̲͈͎ ͑ͬͪ(̺͒7̡/ͦ͛҉̗͚1̵͕̰̎̚0ͫ)̭̩ͦ̉
NEO EMOLGA uses Burning Jealousy! But it just makes him an angry little twit.

TURN 20
CHAKRAMASTER uses Seed Bomb! But he favors n̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎uclear missiles instead.
ARNISD uses Guardian of Alola! Exceͩ̃̓pt he doesn’t care and would rather let it rot instead.
NEO EMOLGA uses Forest's Curse! He gets the trees to sho̼̪̬̔ͧ̑ut all kinds of profanity!

TURN 21
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scald! He burn̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎s himself while trying to make tea!
ARNISD uses Court Change! And that just gets him conteͩ̃̓mpt of court charges!
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Airstream! But he can’t get a fart out hard and furious enough!

Hey, Chakra, here’s a reminder of how this all works since it looks like you forgot!
A̴̓GLO̧̘̻̅͗Mͬͫ̿́Eͥ ͙͔̃͌OE̕Ṇ͙̋͛ ͐̎S̸̤̔LÃ̮̳͑Ṃ̝̳̈ͪͯS͞ ̭̟̺͜CHAͮK̭͖͓̒ͦ̈R̶̳̭ͬ̑A̱̍MA̰̐S̥̪͈T̴͑E̛Ŗ̦͇̜̏ͩ̚ ͥ͐F̦̂OR̨̥̹̜ͧ̂ͧ ͕͕̠1H͂̄P͍̻̘ ͉͈͠OF̸ ̵͙ͨA͈͇ͤ̾ͨ͜ͅǴ̰͈ͮ͟O͟N̢̠ͅI̫̗͢Zͯ̽̉İ͇̜̣̓͂Ṉ̬̥̏ͨͪG ̪̰̗ H̟̗ͩ̉̕Ữ̥͇̗̋̀M͉̦̭̓͋̄͢I̻͔̜LI̜AT̗͉̼Iͪ͘O̖̼͕̒ͣ̉N̐ͩ ̫̩ ͂͂DÁ͟MA̝͖ͪ̏G̖̳ͫ̿Eͮ!͇̞̏̏ (8/10)
You’d think he’d learn!

TURN 22
CHAKRAMASTER uses Corro̼̪̬̔ͧ̑sive Gas! But it’s just the aftermath of his breakfast burritos comin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g out.
ARNISD uses Dragon Claw! IT HAS NO EFFECT ON CHAKRAMASTER, making Hͥͣ͗I̸͇ͨM͙ ̸F̈́Ẽ̖Ë͇̹͚̓̔L̫ͬ ̷S̵Ő̦͚͉͒͑́ ̱͒S̶̳̯ͅTŰ̦PỈ̴͉͔̣̉̑Ḓ̗ͬͯ ͙͗H̕E̙̼̮̒ͩ̃ ̡ͬ̚Ċ̳̩̥͒̏͢Ỏ̹͉̍U̪̬̼̾͆ͧ̕L̂̍̽D ͖̟̺͋̎͐Bͮ͞L̨O̮ͅW ̢̪ͭH̤̚I̼͑S̼͕̀̓͡ ͧ̚BͨR͞AI̞̅͢N̋̀̍Ș͙̦̊̋͐ O͉̒UT͕̹̔̓!̕ (3/5)
NEO EMOLGA uses Swift! But he’s more fast asleep than anything else.

TURN 23
CHAKRAMASTER uses Venom Drench! All he does is piss off Eddieͩ̃̓ Brock by making him all wet.
ARNISD uses Scorchin̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎g Sands! But setting sand o̼̪̬̔ͧ̑n fire just makes him look like a dimwit.
NEO EMOLGA uses Shell Trap! Except he gets stuck at an Exxon station instead.

Hey Neo, if you still have a brain̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ in there, get it to wake up!
AGLOME OEN STRIKES NEO EMOLGA for 1HP of B̡̜̉Ṛ̸̗̦ͮ͒̂U̸T̶̰͎̓ͩA̤L ̟̞͉͌ͪ́͜B̶̃̅ͨLU҉Ñ͍́T̠̟̫ ̥̼̒ͤFÒR͛͏C͗͛E ̪̰͌ͬT̩̝̟͆ͫ̈́R͟AŪͦ҉̯͙M͇̞̎͊A͢!̷̣ (3/4)
Feels good, doesn’t it!? Ha!

TURN 24
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fusion Flareͩ̃̓! He has a stupid and tries to glue two flames together!
ARNISD uses Ice Fang! I̙̖ͤ̇͢T ͇̱̻́ͭ̚͢P̄ͯ̿A̛͚̟͚͆̽͋IN̊̄̒F͕̃̾ͅU͆ͮ͆LL̨̼ͧY͔̓ ̓̀S͙͢TͦR͈̈IK̨ͩ͊ͣE͘S̵̹̱̋̽ ̢̩̭C̉ͮH̶A̒K̮͈͙̾ͨ͛R̸̅Ą͋̿M͢Ã̼̠̪̏͌S̛T̢͕͙ER̦̱ ̧F̄̌̒͏̜͔̝O̧͙̰̭ͬͬ̒R͐ ̥͎͍́̉͛M̷̊͊U̧̥R͂̈͏̰̻D̴̼̑ER͈O͆͆͡U͆S͗͞
M̲̦̓͒IS̯Ḙ̖ͤ͂͢R̩͖̰̃̒̾Y̯ ̰̬̦D̨̰̦ͧ̾A̺̲͟MAG̟ͣE̝̯͙͜!͑ͫ̾͞ (9/10)
NEO EMOLGA uses Cut! H͠E̜̼͋̅ ͦḞA̭͖̳ͬ̍ͬ̕T̬̘A͠LL͏Y̴ L̰͒̕AC̥͔͎ͣ̅ͪE̬̔́R͏AT̠̥͍ͩͦͥË́̃S̔͠ ̞̗̠̄̈͂T͠H̪̮͑̎Ē̤ ͗T̼ͫḨ̰͇̏̿ROA̾̆ͦ͏͓̮ͅT͉̺̐͌ ͘Ô̦̜ͯF̤ͅ ͪ͊C͢H̭̉A̞̒̀K͎̉͜R̶͇̼̤̆͐ͨAM̫͚͌̿A̯͚͒͊S̀Ț̘͗̌ÉR͐ͤ͋͝!̾ ̺͍̥͒ͦ (10/10)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (26/100) – Nò̺ ̴̯̳̐͑D̛é̬c̤͓͇ͭͭ̓k̖̙ͧ̈́ ͞f̑o̴r͙̪͓̉̓̍ ̦̺̈͊͡y̶ou, ̖̮͂͆ͩͅs̡̆ͨ̑c̪͐ru̫̱͇b̋͝!̵

Cut. Of all moveͩ̃̓s to get killed by. Just… u̹̥͎͑͛̾͝n̚be̪̝l̸ͣ̒i̪̠͌ͯev̼̻͛̓ąb̯͜l̞͓̠̇̎̆e͎̫͂̎.

VICTORY DECISION GOES TO: #2 ARNISD!

ARNISD, you geͩ̃̓t your l̢ô͉̟ͨv͐̆ͫe̤̔ly͐̂̂ decision̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎ of…

• Devolve Chakra in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎to a pathetic Galarian Pontya!
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Laugh wickedly and dro̼̪̬̔ͧ̑p Chakra in̷͍̜̭̂ͪ̎to your WHEEL!
• Or lose your min̵̸̶̾̒ͩd and Wheeͩ̃̓l yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝urself!

Be savageͩ̃̓!

[Neo Emolga]

Hold up, is the mighty shield permanent or was there just a goof involved?

Eh heh, just a goof involved, yeah, that faded off with the loss of the last lineup. :P

Sorry about that.

[Chakramaster]

Twas a good match, but I must have revenge! Guess my fate is left to Arnisd..

[arnisd]

I have not seen my own wheel be used nearly enough! Drop Chakra in that madness! Spin tha wheel!

[AgloMe Oen]

I have not seen my own wheel be used nearly enough! Drop Chakra in that madness! Spin tha wheel!

Ye͎̖̥ͤ͌̔s! Toss him in͈̱̞̳̜̤͚ͅ! H̖̖̦̺̰͇̺̰̩ͯ͊͒ͪ̈́̀̉́̐a ͍̦̳̣͍̼̞̭ͦͩ̓̑̃́͌̅h̼̳ȁ̘̮̦̾͑ h̹̏a̘͓̖̤ ̲̺̣̠͇̹ͅha̽!͚̼̜̱͚͓͙̜̱ͅ



ARNISD RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Hydreigon
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Espeon
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Gurdurr
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Shinx
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Magikarp
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Drampa

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: Genshin impact
Theme #2: The legend of link
Theme #3: Metroids
Theme #4: Space marines
Theme #5: Trading card

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: Potatoes, mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew
Usertitle #2: Dines in hell tonight
Usertitle #3: Ah so you have heard of me
Usertitle #4: Strong the dark side is
Usertitle #5: Took both the red and blue pill

Wo̖͕̳̩̲͎͙͚͋̅̋̎̅̋ͨ̃w, that’s almost the͎̖̥ͤ͌̔ same results Noble͎̖̥ͤ͌̔ got screwed with!

[Neo Emolga]

Going to spend my 3 EXP and 1 Coin to buy the Frenzy lv1 Superpower.

Which leaves me 100% broke, but hey, I'm putting my assets to work!

[AgloMe Oen]

Going to spend my 3 EXP and 1 Coin to buy the Frenzy lv1 Superpower.

Which leaves me 100% broke, but hey, I'm putting my assets to work!

Good, I en̗̑joy see͓̬̞͈̹̺ing you go͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ a little more berserk an̗̑d go broke in the process! Enjo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅy tee͓̬̞͈̹̺tering further into insanity AND poverty!

[AgloMe Oen]

Get wͤ̏r͎͆e̟ͣc̤̺̈̍k̰̲̔̔e͖̖d̪̮̥́͐ͤ!̞͕́̈́

DEMONIC MASTER RNG, c̟̗ͭ̔o̩̹ns͎̣̏̽͂ͅǔ̺̳̞ͨ́mi͕͇͌̈n̅̉g̗̫ ̉ͅt͓͒h͙̥e̠ ̫̞̘̐̎ͬe͚͊ss̙͙̯ë́ͯͣn̤͆c̗̠ͮ̀e ̹̜ͥ̈o͙̠f̤͑ h̥̐is ̖̳eǹ̗ȇ̼̖̋m̲̓ͧͅi͇͒e̥̲̤ͣͯ͂s̱̭̍̀, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SLICKSLACK as Furreͦ͆ͪ̍̇t and SCYTHERWOLF as Hatterene to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@SlickSlack @Scytherwolf

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅurself, as much as you like! No Wheͦ͆ͪ̍̇elie items n̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫeeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg battles, you attack twiceͦ͆ͪ̍̇ for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The P͎L̳A̱̱̤̱̹G̠UE͇͚D͉̱̠ ̖͈̳͉̠CO̼̳̗͖IN͙͈̞ ͍̗̙̼̟̫OF̠͚̹̭͓̟͈ ̲̜͇C̲A̝̜̫R̫̼̭̪N̥͖̩̤̜̲A̦̺GE̮̗̱͖̟̖ U̩̜̙N͎̱̩LEA̫̜̩̲̤̯̼S̹͔HE̖͎̗̻D has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!

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TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks off the slaughteͦ͆ͪ̍̇r with Hold Back! And then̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ she lets the arrow go right into the face of an un̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫsuspecting Marill!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Secret Sword! But she decides she’d rather use heͦ͆ͪ̍̇r secret nuclear arsenal instead.
SLICKSLACK uses Heart Stamp! She squashes a Pidgey’s heart un̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫder her foot!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Skull Bash! She smashes a Bidoof’s head in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ with a sledgehammer!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Sandblast! She drops a nuke on a playground sandbox!
SLICKSLACK uses Men̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫacing Moonraze Maelstrom! She do͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅesn’t know what that means, but she figures blowing up a planet should suffice.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Parting Shot! She waves goodbye to a Ratatta as she blows him away with a sn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫiper rifle!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tail Whip! She whips a Glameow to deͦ͆ͪ̍̇ath with her own tail!
SLICKSLACK uses Sn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫore! T̹H̫̪͛͌E I͑NF͖̣ERN̮̥̋̓A̼͒L̙ ̼̞̒̚N̘͕ͮͫOISE c͓͓̐̒á͓ụ͑s̗̞̔̍eͣs͓ ͎̂E̼͍X̞͉C͈͕̉ͪE̟̣͋͊SS͇IV̌̎E ̣ͥM̼ͧͤͅE͇N̩̏T̲̦̾͒̚ͅA͔̹͑ͮL D̮̟͊͋Aͯ͋M̝AḠ̗̲̂E̪̪̖̍ͩͫ ̟TO͓͊ S̻̫ͭ̾C̤̥Y͊TH͖̊Ḛ͕R̃̔Ẉ̗̻OL̙̱̺F͉͚ͣ̌! (1/3)

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Dragon Claw! She kills a Dragonite and amputateͦ͆ͪ̍̇s his han̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫd!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Skill Swap! I̗͇T ĊͧÀ̩̯͍͊̑US͎ͧE̯̪̳Ṡ̝̤͍̿̚ ͍̂SA̘̹̗̅̄͒V̩A̲GE͉ͮ ̪̱͖͆ͫ͂B̠͖̞̈́͌ͧR͇ͪA͎̚IN̻̥̭ͪ͂͆-̥͈ͪ̐FR̹̝ͤ̃YI͙͆NG̖̦̾͂ ̽DA͚̰͇͗̏́MA̩̪̳GE͉̗͈ͪ͛̇ to SLICKSLACK! (1/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Façadeͦ͆ͪ̍̇! IT͍̗ͭͫ S̺̪͖ḀͩV͙̬ͪ̒A̼͂G̼̪ͫͧEḶY̮̞̫̑̓̅ ͈̲̋ͤBU̜͉T͍̥ͅCH̫̜ER͖͖̆̈S̖̟͉̆̋̐ ͇T̼̖͗ͪH̭̪E ͓̠͂͌FL̳̫̇̽ES̺͐H̝͈ ̟̿Ò͉͖̮ͥ̌F͇̙̒͂ ̝̖̟S͋CYT̯H̥̞E̖̹ͣͦR͍̣ͧ͆W̉̃̏O͋ͧLͬ͒ͭF͕̤̞͑̑̚!͍̤̆̔ (2/3)

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Buzzy Buzz! She grin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫds down a hiveͦ͆ͪ̍̇ of bees with a monstrous electric razor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leͦ͆ͪ̍̇afage! She savagely rips an entire forest apart!
SLICKSLACK uses Bonemerang! She tosses the bloody bon̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫes of a Charmander aro͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅund but none of them come back to her!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bide! But waitin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg around makes her go berserk on a bloodthirsty rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flare Blitz! And once again, California is delightfully incinerateͦ͆ͪ̍̇d!
SLICKSLACK uses Life Dew! Except she didn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ’t make it back to the parched villageͦ͆ͪ̍̇rs in time!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Helpin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg Hand! S̑̈̃Ḧ́ͅE̤̞̙ͩ͒̒ ̦͚͌ͭ̾ͅB͎̘RU̿̔̆T̟ͥA͎̬̼̅̎̋LL̫̘͕̔ͪ͌Y͚̫̬̽͌̍ STR̼̮̥ͮ̈ͩǏ͉̥̂Ḱ͖ES̞̟̳ͫͤ̐ ̮̠̗̽̂ͫT͖̞̠̀̓͗H̗̣ͣ̌E ̊F͓͇̯LES̲H̠͙ ̬̻͇̽ͣ͋OF ̟SLI͔̳̍̆CK̩͎SL̰͔̞̃̔̚A̟ͦCḲ̱ͅ!̖͎͈ͣͤͧ (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Reͦ͆ͪ̍̇sonance! But the only thing that emerges is the darkness of her so͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅul!
SLICKSLACK uses Teleport! But the experiment goes wron̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg and the Ratatta eͦ͆ͪ̍̇merges as a misshapen abomination!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Savageͦ͆ͪ̍̇ Spin-Out! She smashes her ten-ton semi truck into a crowd of pedestrian̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫs!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Crafty Shield! Except her shieͦ͆ͪ̍̇ld comes out as idiotic and stupid.
SLICKSLACK uses Noble Ro͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅar! Except it just comes out as a humiliating purr!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psychic Fangs! Her teeth geͦ͆ͪ̍̇t minds of their own and go on a lacerating rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! Except she gets it wrong and sends the meteͦ͆ͪ̍̇or blasting toward a metropolis in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫstead!
SLICKSLACK uses Play Nice! But the dark essence in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ her soul compels her to be the villain instead!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! She wants an en̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫcore of her previous metropolis destruction!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bideͦ͆ͪ̍̇! But waiting makes her go even mo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅre berserk and insane!
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Sweetness! And now all the children̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ need insulin pens!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Superpower! But the on̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫly superpower she obtains is being able to send useless thoughts and prayeͦ͆ͪ̍̇rs.
SLICKSLACK uses Hydro Vortex! T͇͙HE ̟̖̲̈̍͌Ǒ̩̩̚VER͂ͨW͇̫͇H̠̒E͓̭͍̓̍̄L̪M͉̻̾ͤI͓̙̘͐͊̇NG ͖̊F͋͋O̱̬̺RC͓̣̝Ê̯̱̰͗ͥ Ö̺́F̺ ̲ͫWA͎̭̙ͪͯ͗T̫̉ER͉̖̗̍̿̎ ̥̦̐̒ĊAŨ̀S̱͔͔ES͖͓̪ͩ̓ͤ S̗̻͖C̭̭Y̬͍̹ͣ̽͆Tͣ̑͌H͎̬E̔͆͑R̟̈WOL̥̠͆̈F ̲̜͕T̈ͧO P̻̓AIN͕F̮͍ͅU̲̟ͧ͆ḶL̇̉Y̝̯ͅ DR̽̌OWN̹̱ I̤N̰Ṱ̱O̯͔̓̊ ͨͯT̖̗͚ͯͤ̀HE̲͂ AB̒̊̃Y̘S͖̪͗̆S̙̲͖ͯ̽̾!̏̓͋ (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (14/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

See? This is the b̈́̓e̳̚ť̤t͚̜ͩ͂ḙ̲̐ͦr̋ k͖̈́i̜̲̮̾͐̄n̙̄d͎̣̤͆̿ͩ ͕͓̘́̄͗of ̲̼̳̍̉̚șla͗ͬū̱̞̰̄̐g̻͉hẗ̰́e̱ͯr, where I don’t haveͦ͆ͪ̍̇ to get up and in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫtervene!

Slick, yo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅu get your 1 EXP and your demon̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫic decision of…

• Devolve Scytheͦ͆ͪ̍̇rwolf into͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ a woeful Hattrem!
• Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
• Sadistically throw Scytherwolf in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫto your Wheel a second timeͦ͆ͪ̍̇!
• Deploy your Fun Flip in heͦ͆ͪ̍̇r face and steal her Hattereͦ͆ͪ̍̇ne form!
• Or lose your min̵̸̶̾̒ͩd and Wheeͩ̃̓l yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝urself!

Also…

Do you draw from the Deck of Man̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫy Zings… or do͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ you give it to Scytheͦ͆ͪ̍̇rwolf to suffer with!?

Dấr̙̞̻kn̬̮͙eͣͦss ̠̣͓̿̀͛ov̭̉e͍̥ͤ̚r̙͛w̹̌hē̦l̋m̦̲̂̈́ĩ͓͔ͧn̜̮͗̉g!

[C0L0R3D]

Hmm… funny that the moment I’m no longer a water type I kill somebody with Hydro Vortex of all moves. Anyways, I’ll be tossing Scythe into my wheel and taking that deck with open, uh, paws.