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MASTER RNG, inventing a new pineapple bazooka, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Bellossom and NEO EMOLGA as Lugia to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

NEO EMOLGA
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: SECOND WIND

The WACKY COIN OF CARAMEL POPCORN AND SLASHER MOVIES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Mach Punch! But that might set her hand on fire!
NEO EMOLGA uses Tickle! But he can’t find the feather he needs for that!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Poison Jab! But she left her cyanide at home!
NEO EMOLGA uses U-turn! But he can’t find a good spot to turn his car around!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Struggle! It results in the 1st strike against NEO EMOLGA! (1/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses Bonemerang! But his bone just flops to the ground and never comes back.

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Present! But she’s saving those for Christmas!
NEO EMOLGA uses Nature Power! But nature’s feeling lazy and unmotivated today.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heal Pulse! But her first aid kit doesn’t have a heartbeat!
NEO EMOLGA uses Peck! But he’s not up for eating bird seeds.

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Camouflage! But she’d rather be outstanding in her field!
NEO EMOLGA uses Mystical Fire! But he just sprays lighter fluid in a funky pattern and ignites it.

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Kinesis! But she imagined that going a whole lot better.
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Tail! It results in the 1st strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (1/3)

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Strength Sap! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (2/3)
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Malodor! But he’s more of a Fabreeze kind of guy.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bullet Seed! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final damage strike against SCYTHERWOLF! (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (28/100) – Did not appear.

I’ll take that extra 1 EXP, but dang… that felt kind of cruel. XP

Well, I can’t even Wheel you again and yeah, I can’t even Wheel or devolve myself either. That leaves devolving you into… Gloom… as the only option. That’s just… OUCH.