Feel that funky fresh!


MASTER RNG, attacking house flies with orange juice, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Mightyena and CHAKRAMASTER as Sylveon to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Chakramaster

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

VS

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The DRACONIC COIN OF SEWER MONKEYS AND TOP HATS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!


TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Acid Spray! But he accidentally packed Fabreeze instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Crunch! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st strike against him! (1/4)

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mud-Slap! It results in the 2nd damage strike against SHRUIKAN! (2/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Hail! But he only ends up exploding a snow-cone machine in the process!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Slash! But that ended up with all of the tires on his car deflated!
SHRUIKAN uses Hyper Fang! But giving caffeine to Dracula seems like a bad idea.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Double Kick! It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE, but BRASS BALLS reduces it to the 3rd normal damage strike on SHRUIKAN! (3/4)
SHRUIKAN uses Leer! It results in the 1st strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (1/3)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Doom Desire! But then he remembers Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade were better.
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Force! But the shadows are feeling lazy and unmotivated to do anything.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dark Pulse! He turns off the lights but there’s still no EKG reading!
SHRUIKAN uses Sparkly Swirl! But stirring glitter into his ice cream ends up being a bad idea.

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Gold Rush! But he finds himself lost and confused in California.
SHRUIKAN uses Poison Powder! But his anthrax ended up being powdered sugar!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Fling! But he’s not ready for a deep kind of relationship!
SHRUIKAN uses Focus Blast! But he gets distracted by a funny YouTube video!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magnet Rise! He dumps his fridge magnets in an elevator and sends it to the top floor!
SHRUIKAN uses Smack Down! But he’s feeling unsure about joining the WWF.

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sneak! But he’s playing a mage class!
SHRUIKAN uses Spore! But he refuses to play EA games.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Feint Attack! But his memory is playing tricks on him!
SHRUIKAN uses Spite! It results in the 2nd strike against CHAKRAMASTER! (2/3)

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Heal Bell! It results in the 4th and final strike on SHRUIKAN! (4/4)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (92/100) – Did not appear.

DANG, that was close and the Brass Balls almost made the difference!

Chakra, you get your 1 EXP and your delightful selection of…

  • Devolve Shruikan to Poochyena!
  • Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystal(s)!
  • Drop Shruikan into your Wheel!
  • Or Wheel yourself silly!


How will you play out the party!?