Admit it, you love this kind of crazy!


MASTER RNG, fighting his own flying broomstick, pulls in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Wooper and ARNISD as Tyranitar to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @arnisd

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] – Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The PLUSHY COIN OF JUMPING ELEPHANTS AND SWEET SWEET CARAMEL POPCORN has declared ARNISD strikes first!


TURN 1
ARNISD starts things off with Minimize! He shrinks his active window to the taskbar instead!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Aromatherapy! But spraying perfume everywhere doesn’t make him feel any better!

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Double Slap! But he’s still trying to master the art of single slap.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Hex! But his Ouija board has no advice to offer.

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Steam Eruption! But then he would lose his entire game library!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Whirlpool! It’s a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on ARNISD! (3/4)

TURN 4
ARNISD uses G-Max Vine Lash! But he’s too far away from the closest vineyard!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Power Gem! But it’s really just a tasty Ring Pop.

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Baneful Bunker! But he one he has was made to be safe and cozy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Cosmic Power! Or at least he did until he woke up!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Obstruct! But there’s plenty of room to go around!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Grassy Glide! But he doesn’t want to ruin his lawn!

TURN 7
ARNISD uses Guardian of Alola! But his contract with them expired!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Jungle Healing! But it’s really only offering a lot of humidity today.

TURN 8
ARNISD uses Astral Barrage! But he’s never been to that plane of existence before!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sticky Web! But putting glue all over his Halloween decorations just makes a mess.

TURN 9
ARNISD uses Iron Defense! It’s NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 4th and final strike on ARNISD! (4/4)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (1/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

DANG, the little Wooper proves triumphant in the face of danger! Voltaire, you get 1 EXP and your selection of…

  • Devolve arnisd into Pupitar!
  • Use an Evolution Crystal to become a Quagsire again!
  • Devolve and egg yourself for an Evolution Crystal!
  • Or plop arnisd into your Wheel!


It’s your barbecue party and…

Do you draw from the Deck of Many Zings… or do you hand it to arnisd to enjoy?

It’s all you!