Come ǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌n, we still haven’t gotten our b̟͓̣͈̪̰̫̔̈ͦͯ́ͧ̎ehͩ̊eä̹̞̯̦̣́̇̐̈́ͤd́̀i̗ng̻̪̟͇̣̈ͮͧ̌͌ͧ̑ ̮̟ quota done for the week! But we’re makin̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽g great progress!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, e̙atin̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽g̫͎ pup̤py͇̝ ͓b̝r͎̪̻ai̲͎̖ns, drags in the bodie̻͚̫͂̅̚s of…

SCYTHERWOLF as Ampharos an̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽d SHRUIKAN as Fennekin to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
@Scytherwolf @Shruikan

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice̻͚̫͂̅̚ for the first 10 turn̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽s!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌re stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stoppin̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽g yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The D͈̰EADḼ̥Y͉͈ ̜̜͎C͓͔O̘̳̘IN ̬OF LO̳͉̯S͈T͈̖ ̳S̪̻OU̗LS̪̫ has declare̻͚̫͂̅̚d SHRUIKAN strikes first blooͩd!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts the madness with Gunk Shǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌t! He loads up his cannon with body parts!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pluck! And now she has a fresh pair of eyeballs!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hyper Beam! It makes S͚ͬH͇̮̿͊͂ͅR͈̪̣̅̿̽Ŭ̲̤̞̉ͭI̩̲ͫ̑KA̙͒N̪̫̄ͣ ̳̓C̜̑R̥̘Yͣͅ B̐ͫL͕̓ͥͅO͗O̥̊D̘ͦ ͖W͎̄I͙̫͉T̰̅H A͙͍ͩ̾ P̜̱A̟͍̗͌̂̔I̖ͮNF̺ͥU͔͉̻L̺̬ ͌ͅS̝̜̏͋C̝̓R̝͈̳͌̆ͬḘ͚̥A̝̅M!͈ (1/3)

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Camouflage! And n̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ow the authorities will never find the bodie̻͚̫͂̅̚s!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Volt Tackle! But she finds eating a Pikachu doesn’t let her inherit its abilities.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shadow Sneak! And they n̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ever catch her shoplifting!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Max Flutterby! But he taught it meant “flutter-bye” and gǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌es and smashes a lot of butterflies.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Let's Snuggle Forever! Actually no, she doesn’t, boy this is a stupid attack name̻͚̫͂̅̚.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aerial Ace! Apparen̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽tly not once she crashes the plane.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Magnetic Flux! Except he screws it up and shuts off some granny’s pacemaker.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dizzy Punch! Except she just passes out after drinking too much.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spark! Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone you set the building on̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ fire! As long as you pay well enough.

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Bide! But he gets impatient and de̻͚̫͂̅̚cides to just go on a killing frenzy.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Return! It causes a bunch of Ṡ̮Ȟ͈̬̓R̲̤̓͌U̦̜ͪ̓I͍̦KAN’S ̩͉͉̆̓ͨb͓̘o̻̲n͎̩ͮͤe̊ͅs̘͇̯ ̰̫̽̋t͔͊o ̠̗͙͌ͬͯgͩͧo S͐̔NÁ̬P̘͔! (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rolling Kick! She boots a Dun̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽sparce’s head off and sends it rolling! Get it!?

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Snarl! It sounds wonderfully macabre but that’s all it does!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pulverizing Pan̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽cake! But she decides to use a sledgehammer for mǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌re satisfying blunt force trauma.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mind Blown! Don’t worry, the janitor will clean̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ up the brains!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Bubble̻͚̫͂̅̚ Beam! He decides that would be lame and decides to stick with a plasma rifle to fry things alive.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Taun̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽t! She makes fun of SHRUIKAN’s whole family!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psywave! Except she misses and causes a Clefairy’s head to explode!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Mega Drain! And now all the evidence is flushed down̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ the gutter!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Synthesis! Except the best she can dǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌ is cringe and fart.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Iron Tail! It’s N̩̖O̰̺̙̹̦̜ͯ̊̈̑̊ͭT̤̠̜͆̎̊̑ͅ ̦̪̤̮̟̃ͦ̿̆͂V̚ER̫͖̪̻͉̤ͨ͛̎̈͒͐Y̼̗͛͐ ͖͇̮̹͉E̺̱ͩ͒ͣͅF͍̦̺̖̣̮̲̋̐́̓ͥ́ͥFECT͇͖I̥̣̖͎͓̻͙̔̎͐ͩ̿͌͂V̔ ̊̒͛E and she fractures her own skull in the process! Wow, great job! (1/3)

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Steamroller! He squashes a Weedle like a pancake!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Let's Sn̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽uggle Forever! I said NO!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Dragon Hammer! But Smaug tells her to piss off and ge̻͚̫͂̅̚t her own.

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! And he scores a field goal! With a Growlithe’s head.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Twinkle Tackle! But she decides to say to hell with the glitter and charges in normally like any other sane Pǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌kémon would.
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Malodor! Apparently stuffing a Skun̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽tank with feces until he explodes was not what she was supposed to do. Still satisfying an̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽yway!

SHRUIKAN, what the he̻͚̫͂̅̚ll, I thought you took “Beating Other Pokémon̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ Up 101” but apparently not! Here’s a refresher from me to you since it’s obvious you forgǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌t!
AGLOME OEN deals 1HP of damage and M̳U͇̪̱R̒͂ͦD͆̉E͈̘̩R̥̻ͨ̍S͚ͭ ͙͓̏̑SHRUͬ͗Í̭̳̥ͥͨK̺̆AN̠͎̅̾! (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (91/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Well, at least that was better than̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽ the last two battles. I hope we’re all learning something out of this!

Scythe̻͚̫͂̅̚rwolf, you get your 1 EXP to further boǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌st up your un̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽holiness and your selection of…

  • Devolve Shruikan and egg him so some̻͚̫͂̅̚one can bake his unbǒ̳̣̪̫̤͕̤̥̫̪͚̅͂̋̔̉ͬ̄̅͑̌rn remains in a cake.
  • Devolve and possibly kill yourself for lots of Evolution Crystals. Hey, it’s an option̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽!
  • Laugh as Shruikan plummets in̼͈̟͙͙͈͊ͤͭ̈́̽̽to your Wheel!
  • Or Wheel yourself. Not what I’d pick if I were you!


H̔͐̃҉̘̪̯aṽ͕̬͕̤̪̠͍ͮͯ̔̄͌ͨe ̢͚͒ȁ̘t̛͖̬̭͔̖ ̺͈͓̫͈͙͗͛̈̒ͨ̀͘i̿͊͂͛̑t̩̫͎̭̺ͩ͑̌̅͌̅ͅ!̡̭ͫ