Because n̅̋͑̊͏othing is mo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕re amusing than seeͬ͛͋ing two little children sͪ̊l͉̞a̓͌́̇͋̃úgͫͬͧ̽̆ͬ̚h͎͙̣̮̲̰̼t̝͇͗̑e̜̘̹͉̺̘ȓ̏̓̉ͫ̔ ̪͎̼̫̤̩̱͂ e̹a̙̙̲̖̜ch͚̺̱̄̓̔ ̟̜̞̮͖̞̓͋̅̋̈̓o̝̤̮͔͖̼ͬ̃ͯͩͨ̓tͧͩͩ̏ͮ̚h͚̬ͪ̒e̦̱̙̣̼̬̿ͫ͂̿́̒ r͔̫̖̱!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, setting deadly bo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕oby traps all over the placeͬ͛͋, drags in̅̋͑̊͏…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and ARNISD as… #3 Igglybuff to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE for a B̺̰̞ͪ̏ͧA͊̈B͓͈͍̰̟ͨ̂ͮ̈̊̊ͅY̹̙̖̺̭̗ͦ̌̅̎ͬ̈M̫̿A͐͑ͭ̆̉̇̂K͋̿ ͉̘͍̬ͧͫE̖̺R͖͚̖͉̘ͅ ̿ͦ͋ͯͬ̊B͇͙̩̣͊͊ͩ̃R̜̗̤ͪͮ͗U̎̓̓̓T̘̀A̹ͦḼ̠̳I͕̯̳T͎͓̒̆ͬ͛̃̽ ̹̜̺̰Y̳̫͉͔̥̽̃ͥͮͬ ̍BL̫̘ͅO̖̟̬̳̼͍̪̐ͦͪ͆̃͒̈Ó̜̯̅D̰̤̭B͕̯̑̏A̞̺̦̤̳̰T̖̰͚͖H!́ ̬̹͚̱̲͂̇̈ͫ
@Chakramaster @arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time yo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕u make an̅̋͑̊͏ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effeͬ͛͋ctive/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battleͬ͛͋ is increased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The INFERNAL COIN OF W̹̼̭A̞̬͉̪̪͖̪̫͇͓ͅIL̙̫̟͙̝̲͕͓̘̝̳I̹̱͍͈͉̙̱͎Ṋ̫͉̗̥͉͓̗͚͕ͅ ̫G ͍̬̰̜̭̩͚A͙͚̖͈̠̰̦͈̜̹͈ND ̟͔͈̝̪͙̼̲̳GN̼͕̱̩͇̲̝͎̬̻̺̖̪͉̠A̬̼̦̰̤͈̥͕͍̳̥SH͓I̭̫͖̱̣̹̳N G͉̟̣̞̺̣ OF̮͓̗͍͇ ͕̝T͖E̩̣̦̝̺̝̗͇̦̙̪̰̹̹̗E͙̤̰͎̹̤̦̻̦̪̪͚͖͙T͇̼H has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikeͬ͛͋s first blood!


TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks o̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕ff the madness with Shadow Claw! But he misses and carves up an in̅̋͑̊͏nocent Cleffa instead!
ARNISD uses Mystical Fire! Heͬ͛͋ convinces a bunch of cultist fanatics to light themselves on fire!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bubble! He gets all disgusting and blows bubble sn̅̋͑̊͏ot out of his nose!
ARNISD uses Octazooka! He useͬ͛͋s his bazooka o̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕n an Octillery!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hyperspace Fury! He single-handedly decimates space and time!
ARNISD uses Acupressure! Except he uses kn̅̋͑̊͏ives and ends up murdering a Pansage in the process.

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Wildfire! And now all o̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕f California is in flames again!
ARNISD uses Constrict! He wraps his hands around a Mudbray’s neck and squeͬ͛͋ezes the life out of it!

TURN 5
CHAKARAMASTER uses Ice Beam! He blasts an iceͬ͛͋berg with his plasma rifle to contribute toward climate chan̅̋͑̊͏ge!
ARNISD uses Scald! And n̅̋͑̊͏ow he’s got a tasty Co̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕rphish to devour!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tri Attack! And that’s another triple-beheaded Dodrio̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕ to add to the pile!
ARNISD uses Terrain Pulseͬ͛͋! Except that causes an earthquake an̅̋͑̊͏d makes a whole city fall into a ravine!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sappy Seed! Except he got it wron̅̋͑̊͏g and it grows into poison oak instead.
ARNISD uses Sleep Talk! It causes A̳̩̞̦̘̹̟͈̖̮͍̝͙ͅG̸͍̭̮̜̼͚̗̝͇̰̪͠Ó̻͘N̖̲̘̻̫̘̥̫͙̻̳̗̙͡͝ͅ I̜̖̝͙̙͚̣͖ͅͅZI̞̙̻̱̮͕̝͍̙͔̤̰͎͚N҉̥̺͈̮͇͍͞G̹̦̞͉̥̻̦͔̱ͅ ̶̴̪͔̭͕̣̜͖͞BṚ̠̮̰͓̙A̦̜̫̝̞̳I͖̮̺̯̻͚̫N͡ ҉̵̮̻̫͢D͓̪̙̙̥̣̟͇̲̝A̙̙̟͔̯̺͎̝̺̥M̷̛Ḁ̺͎͚̱͉̩̺ͅG̻̱̦̜̤E͕͕ ͖̬̖̬͓͎ ̠͔͈̫̝̪̭̗̰̥́ͅT̜O̼͓͚̩͎͇̜͚̙͜ ̯̯̰̕͢C͍̼̬͇̝͈̯̯̪̰̩H̵̸̀AK͓̱͍RA̸̡̛M͘A̦͇̖̹̳̹ST̖͎̝͝Ḛ̞͉ R̵̀́!̣̭̞͙̖̭ (1/3)

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ro̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕ost! But he in̅̋͑̊͏stead falls into an unflushed toileͬ͛͋t!
ARNISD uses Body Slam! It deals S̸̀͞ͅA̡̜̠͔̰̰͈̠̰̠̮̮ͤ͐͆ͪ͂͆͛ͨͬ̓ͤ̿͢ͅV̵̴͍͔̱̻͌́ͩ̓ͩͯ̉̿ͧ̚̚ ͕͖̻̝̺̩ͅA̤͍̫̝̞̙̫̯̞̠̱͍Ģ̸̛̬̮̗̖Ë̎́̐̉ͮͧ́ͣ̋͑̚͏͉̙͔̱͙̝̰̮ ͓̼͔̤ ̝͖̦̹͓͎̱͇̘̱̦̘̌̊ͭͪ̂̒̂̈́̿ͤ̊̃͐̕ͅP̷̴̮̞̝̈́̇̇̕Ȁ̃͋ͤͣ̀͑̊ͧ̽̔I ̲͇́͂N̎̄ͬͩ͆ͯ̈́̏͗͒͒̓̔͟͝҉̩͖̰͓̠͖͙̤̤̜̬̲͔ and causes C̫̼̩͘H̨̬̰̞͖AK̖̩̼̺̮̗̻͝R̖̹͇̲͝A̵̝M̥̜̕A̴STE̸̟̙̹̭͙͍̼R҉̞ ͈͖͇̹̳͔ ͉T͡O͕͕ ̝̫̩̮̩V̘̳̰͎͓͔͈OM̨̝͎̤̜̼̮̠I̬͖T̪̪̲̪̰͔̙ ͚̮͙B̞̳͖͇̯̦͎L̹̟͇̪̞̭̕O̴̹̲̘̳ǪD!̙̺͍̰͔̠̠ (2/3)

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Tail Glow! But pouring radioactive waste on his tail just gives him can̅̋͑̊͏cer.
ARNISD uses Attract! It reͬ͛͋sults in C̳̝͇̮͔̥̊ͬ͛ͬ̑̊̂ͅH̫ͭĄ̩̰͎̳͉̲̘̠̻̻̦̗ͯ͒ͮͭ̆͂͌ͭ̃̂͛͗̚͠ͅK͊ͫ ̰̣͚͉͎̰̳̟̰ͦ̈́̋ͣ͒͐̔R̴̡̓̆̅ͥ̾̀A͌MA͜͜͝S̸̼̝͇̝̩̠̼̦͗̆̒͆͗ͧͥ̌ T̋ͭͬ̐̎͊̓ͯ͒̑́̿̓E̯̰̠̖̞̱̟͕̞̔̓ͧ̿ͪ͐͒̋̈́͗ͅṞ͓̼͇̬͇̀̋ͧ̋̊̆̅̚ ̭ͅ’ͧ͒̌̇̊ͯ̇̍̀͑ͫͦ̋S̪̼̱̦̗̗̬̑͂͌̈́̍͂͊ ̞̖̘͉̗̪̹͓̱̦̲̯̘Ḩ͚͛E͗̌̊̃̿ͣͦ̓ͨ̇̚͏͖̹̩͇͚̪̮̞̙̯̬AD̑̄̂ͭͬ̈̿ ̪̗͖̻̺͙̳̬̟̓̑̑ͅ ̘̭̣͔̎́ͨͫ̕͟F͠͝A͉̭̬͕̹̳ͅͅT̵̏͌̊̓̓̕A̻̦̯͈͔̙̝̙ͩ̉̆͒̽̀̓ͯLͨL ̨̢̳̱͍͇̱͖̩̺̥̪͞Y͍̘̞̙̩̼̩̬̲͉̪̬͔̤ͧͦ͑̈́ͮ̇͗͐̍ͨͩͥ͆̀ ̼̼͈Iͯ́̏ͫMͭͪͭ͌̓͠P̵͓̼͎͖̳̹̊ͯͯ̾̽́L̷̟̣̼̫̜̞̬̓̿̀͒ͪ̌ͣ̕O̍͂͒ ̴̮͖̙̲͔̜̮̂͌̀̎D̗̱̙͕͖͔̫͖̹ͅI̢͘͟N̨̗̟̬̩̟̼͓̪͎̥̐̃̉̉͆ͯͨ̈́͑͊̋ ̯G͐̎̎̊̀ͧ̈́ͪ̚̕!̦͖̹̩̜̕ (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (98/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Oh man, wow, that was just B̹̱̦RUT͚̥̳̠̝̗͚ͅA̖̭͎̦̣̖̦͙͈L toward the eͬ͛͋nd there! And yo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕u didn̅̋͑̊͏’t even take a scratch even with all that extra health!

Ok, take your 1 EXP and…

  • Devo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕lve and egg-slaughter Chakra!
  • Make his Babymaker backfire and leave him as a wimpy Pichu with a humiliatin̅̋͑̊͏g Pokémon Daycare theme!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, and murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Use an Evolution̅̋͑̊͏ Crystal to beͬ͛͋come a less pathetic Bayleef!
  • Or Wheel yourself if yo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕u’re feeling especially deran̴̛͕̙͖͔͕̠̙̯̱̗̘͓̯̦̅ͩͬ͌̎ͭ̉̿̽̏̆ͫ̔ͪ͝ged!


I wo̺͈̗̙̰͍̫̮̘̹̗͕nder if Pichu is white meͬ͛͋at or dark meat…