The audien̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ce demands a sacrifice! We’re̎͒̀ doing our part for solving overpo̷̡̮̜pulation̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, de̎͒̀vouring brains en̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ masse, drags in the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SHRUIKAN as Steelix an̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧd VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Swampert to the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Shruikan @Voltaire Magneton

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Whe̻̅͞el option̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧ after winning and Wheel people, including yourse̎͒̀lf, as much as you like! No Wheelie items n̵̡ͤ͑̏͑ͤͯ̔ͧeeded for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three mo̴ͥͩͬ͏re stages of Pokémo̷̡̮̜n to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

The DOOMED COIN OF FIE͖͉͚̮ͨ͛͌ͩRY̫̩̆͛ ̯̤͚̿̿ͩDͣ̐ͥͭ̽ͪE͚̺͛̑̃ͅS͗͊̐̐͑T͕̙̙̰̜͒ͣ̔ͫ͑RǗͫͦCŤͩ͆Iͥͣ ̝̘ON͋ has declare̻̅͞d SHRUIKAN strikes first blood!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts the atrocities with En̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́core! He forces his torture victims to liste̎͒̀n to Baby Shark a few thousand mo̷̡̮̜re times!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Glare̎͒̀! He sends a baby Stufful into a deran̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ged panic!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Ice Punch! He tries usin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́g his face to slam into an ice box!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dizzy Punch! He ge̎͒̀ts super-drun̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́k and just flops right on his ass!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN use̎͒̀s Soak! But he dun̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ks a Poochyena in the pool for just a little too long.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Wring Out! He squeezes a Happin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́y really hard and gets all the blood o̷̡̮̜ut!

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN use̎͒̀s Natural Gift! He gives everyone some deathcap mushrooms!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Rock Smash! It’s a S̫̠̬̞̲̎̒ͦͤ͋U̝͓ͥ̏P͙̻̞̘̎̍̉͊E̠̝̐͛R-͕͎͙̝̣͖̺̾̂̈̍͌ͩͥE̟̖̞̟̬̥F̖͖̳̟̰F͌̄͑͒̿̇̿E̠͖̬̥͈C͖̊T͛̽̾̅ͥ ̤̪̫̰̺̩̓͛ͅIVͣ̑̾E͕̣̝͖̭̜ ̝̦̬̙Ǒ́ͫ̎̏ͨ̍B̪͉͖ͩ͒̓LͧͪĬ͚͇̮̟͉̺ͨ̈͗̍͆T͌E͍͎̭͍̜̓ͨ̽̊ͣ̃ͅ Rͦͫ̈̾̓̈́ATḬ̱̬̹̤̆̋͌ͫ̚Oͮ͋̎̒̇N̆̽ ̝̫̭̜̲̥̖ͥ͐͆͊͛̓̄M̮̤̞̃̍͑U̫͖̖̘̇̂͊̌RD͇̤E͊͛͐Ṙ̹̙͊̓͒̋ ͔̼̩ ͈͓͎̟̼̬̺̇̉̈̋̃̓ͤT̔̓͒Ḣ̞̹̘͚̰ͮ͂̽͆A̜̥͓T͙̻̠̻̪ͨ̓͒̎ͮ̉͊ ̖̲ Ṛ̘̼͈ͧͤ͋ͧEDU͈̞ĆͣĒ͋̐ͭS S̜̮̟͍̜͙̦̓͛ͬ̃̄ͥͯḦ͚̬̻̩̽̔̄RͅU͉̦̝̜Iͪ̾̌ͧKͦ̎ͮ̃́AN ͫ̽ͩ͆ͣT̙̜ͅO͊ͭͣ̍̌ ̙̝̺M̂̽̆ͩͦO̗̦̙̹Ȑ͍̗̮͊͋B͖̾ͩͅI̤ͥ̆ͅD̝̞̞̜̹̜̒ͪͯ̈͑͗ ̬́́ͅB͐ͪͨ͑͊I͎Ṯ͙̺̻͕̘ͧ̓̂ͫ̿͋S A̤̣̩̯̫̙̓͆̓̈́́ͦ͗ͅN̋̽͒̽̑D P̝͔̺̜̘ͦ̂ͧ̑ͤͫͅȊ̘̭͖ͬ̓̈ͅË͇̹́̌̂ͅC̯͎̠E͈̜̪̬̖S!̺̝




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (48/100) – N̫̰O ̮̞̲DE̥͚͌͑C̏͂ͨK F͕̖O̳̹͗͑ͦͅR Ẏ̜͚̇Oͣ͗ͤȖ͚̟̜ͧ͊, SC̬̲̥̈́̀ͩR͕̬̦͑̆̑U̝̮̠͌̋̈́B̮̝̯!͔̪͆̊

Wow, Voltaire̎͒̀, you’re really gettin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́g good at this whole murder thin̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́g! See, it gets e̎͒̀asier the more you do̷̡̮̜ it! P̹̲̪̙͚̬͒ͯͪ͗ͫ̔s̾̓͌̈͑ÿ̫͈̭́̅̑c̱h̠̽op̣͙̙͋͛̃ͭͅȧ͈͗̈ͤ̓̔̊ ̜̝̤̜̳̹t͋͛̈̾h̥̑ ͉̥̼͚̌ͭ͋͐m͊ur̺͙̬̦̭̬͛̔̌ͮ́ͣ̔ͅde̼̺̬͓̭̊̿̓ͣ̄r͍̪̳̈͋̊̓ ͖ ̥̥͍͇ͪͦ̈́ͬb̝̱̩̞̊ͥ͋ͧu̞͔̖̓͌ͣd͍̫͇͛̇̿die̙̙͍̳͐̄ͪ́s̄̔̇ ̔ͨ̎̓ ͎̻̮̫̠̙͖̉̍ͩ̑̑̉͌uͥ̇͋͒ͫ̓̊n͑͌i̭̠t͈̠͑̿e!̱ͥ

You get anothe̎͒̀r 1 EXP for a murder well don̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́e and your choice of…

  • Devolve Shruikan̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́ into Onix as a lesser existence of himse̎͒̀lf!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, and murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Dump Shruikan in̦̻͙̜͉̒͌̐ͨ́to your Wheel and enjoy the screams!
  • Or prove̻̅͞ your psycho̴ͥͩͬ͏sis by Wheeling yourself!


Yessss̛ͫ̂͐̌̔̓̎͜s͗̃̀̽̉̃̃̾̏̅, let the m͖̬̭̙̟͓͟͜ͅa̹̭̦d̬̳̹̲̱̺n̺͉͎̗͇̣̟͍̻̗͍̞̬e͍̻̹̯͖̖̫͖͉s̛̲͔͟ ̯̯s̴̢͓̤̬̯̬̻̞̗͙̦̼͚͕͝ flow through yo̷̡̮̜u!