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DEMONIC MASTER RNG, c̟̗ͭ̔o̩̹ns͎̣̏̽͂ͅǔ̺̳̞ͨ́mi͕͇͌̈n̅̉g̗̫ ̉ͅt͓͒h͙̥e̠ ̫̞̘̐̎ͬe͚͊ss̙͙̯ë́ͯͣn̤͆c̗̠ͮ̀e ̹̜ͥ̈o͙̠f̤͑ h̥̐is ̖̳eǹ̗ȇ̼̖̋m̲̓ͧͅi͇͒e̥̲̤ͣͯ͂s̱̭̍̀, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SLICKSLACK as Furreͦ͆ͪ̍̇t and SCYTHERWOLF as Hatterene to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@SlickSlack @Scytherwolf

SLICKSLACK
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅurself, as much as you like! No Wheͦ͆ͪ̍̇elie items n̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫeeded for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg battles, you attack twiceͦ͆ͪ̍̇ for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The P͎L̳A̱̱̤̱̹G̠UE͇͚D͉̱̠ ̖͈̳͉̠CO̼̳̗͖IN͙͈̞ ͍̗̙̼̟̫OF̠͚̹̭͓̟͈ ̲̜͇C̲A̝̜̫R̫̼̭̪N̥͖̩̤̜̲A̦̺GE̮̗̱͖̟̖ U̩̜̙N͎̱̩LEA̫̜̩̲̤̯̼S̹͔HE̖͎̗̻D has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks off the slaughteͦ͆ͪ̍̇r with Hold Back! And then̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ she lets the arrow go right into the face of an un̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫsuspecting Marill!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Secret Sword! But she decides she’d rather use heͦ͆ͪ̍̇r secret nuclear arsenal instead.
SLICKSLACK uses Heart Stamp! She squashes a Pidgey’s heart un̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫder her foot!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Skull Bash! She smashes a Bidoof’s head in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ with a sledgehammer!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Sandblast! She drops a nuke on a playground sandbox!
SLICKSLACK uses Men̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫacing Moonraze Maelstrom! She do͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅesn’t know what that means, but she figures blowing up a planet should suffice.

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Parting Shot! She waves goodbye to a Ratatta as she blows him away with a sn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫiper rifle!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tail Whip! She whips a Glameow to deͦ͆ͪ̍̇ath with her own tail!
SLICKSLACK uses Sn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫore! T̹H̫̪͛͌E I͑NF͖̣ERN̮̥̋̓A̼͒L̙ ̼̞̒̚N̘͕ͮͫOISE c͓͓̐̒á͓ụ͑s̗̞̔̍eͣs͓ ͎̂E̼͍X̞͉C͈͕̉ͪE̟̣͋͊SS͇IV̌̎E ̣ͥM̼ͧͤͅE͇N̩̏T̲̦̾͒̚ͅA͔̹͑ͮL D̮̟͊͋Aͯ͋M̝AḠ̗̲̂E̪̪̖̍ͩͫ ̟TO͓͊ S̻̫ͭ̾C̤̥Y͊TH͖̊Ḛ͕R̃̔Ẉ̗̻OL̙̱̺F͉͚ͣ̌! (1/3)

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF useͦ͆ͪ̍̇s Dragon Claw! She kills a Dragonite and amputateͦ͆ͪ̍̇s his han̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫd!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Skill Swap! I̗͇T ĊͧÀ̩̯͍͊̑US͎ͧE̯̪̳Ṡ̝̤͍̿̚ ͍̂SA̘̹̗̅̄͒V̩A̲GE͉ͮ ̪̱͖͆ͫ͂B̠͖̞̈́͌ͧR͇ͪA͎̚IN̻̥̭ͪ͂͆-̥͈ͪ̐FR̹̝ͤ̃YI͙͆NG̖̦̾͂ ̽DA͚̰͇͗̏́MA̩̪̳GE͉̗͈ͪ͛̇ to SLICKSLACK! (1/3)
SLICKSLACK uses Façadeͦ͆ͪ̍̇! IT͍̗ͭͫ S̺̪͖ḀͩV͙̬ͪ̒A̼͂G̼̪ͫͧEḶY̮̞̫̑̓̅ ͈̲̋ͤBU̜͉T͍̥ͅCH̫̜ER͖͖̆̈S̖̟͉̆̋̐ ͇T̼̖͗ͪH̭̪E ͓̠͂͌FL̳̫̇̽ES̺͐H̝͈ ̟̿Ò͉͖̮ͥ̌F͇̙̒͂ ̝̖̟S͋CYT̯H̥̞E̖̹ͣͦR͍̣ͧ͆W̉̃̏O͋ͧLͬ͒ͭF͕̤̞͑̑̚!͍̤̆̔ (2/3)

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Buzzy Buzz! She grin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫds down a hiveͦ͆ͪ̍̇ of bees with a monstrous electric razor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leͦ͆ͪ̍̇afage! She savagely rips an entire forest apart!
SLICKSLACK uses Bonemerang! She tosses the bloody bon̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫes of a Charmander aro͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅund but none of them come back to her!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bide! But waitin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg around makes her go berserk on a bloodthirsty rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flare Blitz! And once again, California is delightfully incinerateͦ͆ͪ̍̇d!
SLICKSLACK uses Life Dew! Except she didn̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ’t make it back to the parched villageͦ͆ͪ̍̇rs in time!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Helpin̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg Hand! S̑̈̃Ḧ́ͅE̤̞̙ͩ͒̒ ̦͚͌ͭ̾ͅB͎̘RU̿̔̆T̟ͥA͎̬̼̅̎̋LL̫̘͕̔ͪ͌Y͚̫̬̽͌̍ STR̼̮̥ͮ̈ͩǏ͉̥̂Ḱ͖ES̞̟̳ͫͤ̐ ̮̠̗̽̂ͫT͖̞̠̀̓͗H̗̣ͣ̌E ̊F͓͇̯LES̲H̠͙ ̬̻͇̽ͣ͋OF ̟SLI͔̳̍̆CK̩͎SL̰͔̞̃̔̚A̟ͦCḲ̱ͅ!̖͎͈ͣͤͧ (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Reͦ͆ͪ̍̇sonance! But the only thing that emerges is the darkness of her so͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅul!
SLICKSLACK uses Teleport! But the experiment goes wron̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫg and the Ratatta eͦ͆ͪ̍̇merges as a misshapen abomination!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Savageͦ͆ͪ̍̇ Spin-Out! She smashes her ten-ton semi truck into a crowd of pedestrian̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫs!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Crafty Shield! Except her shieͦ͆ͪ̍̇ld comes out as idiotic and stupid.
SLICKSLACK uses Noble Ro͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅar! Except it just comes out as a humiliating purr!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psychic Fangs! Her teeth geͦ͆ͪ̍̇t minds of their own and go on a lacerating rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! Except she gets it wrong and sends the meteͦ͆ͪ̍̇or blasting toward a metropolis in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫstead!
SLICKSLACK uses Play Nice! But the dark essence in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ her soul compels her to be the villain instead!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Meteor Mash! She wants an en̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫcore of her previous metropolis destruction!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bideͦ͆ͪ̍̇! But waiting makes her go even mo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅre berserk and insane!
SLICKSLACK uses G-Max Sweetness! And now all the children̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫ need insulin pens!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Superpower! But the on̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫly superpower she obtains is being able to send useless thoughts and prayeͦ͆ͪ̍̇rs.
SLICKSLACK uses Hydro Vortex! T͇͙HE ̟̖̲̈̍͌Ǒ̩̩̚VER͂ͨW͇̫͇H̠̒E͓̭͍̓̍̄L̪M͉̻̾ͤI͓̙̘͐͊̇NG ͖̊F͋͋O̱̬̺RC͓̣̝Ê̯̱̰͗ͥ Ö̺́F̺ ̲ͫWA͎̭̙ͪͯ͗T̫̉ER͉̖̗̍̿̎ ̥̦̐̒ĊAŨ̀S̱͔͔ES͖͓̪ͩ̓ͤ S̗̻͖C̭̭Y̬͍̹ͣ̽͆Tͣ̑͌H͎̬E̔͆͑R̟̈WOL̥̠͆̈F ̲̜͕T̈ͧO P̻̓AIN͕F̮͍ͅU̲̟ͧ͆ḶL̇̉Y̝̯ͅ DR̽̌OWN̹̱ I̤N̰Ṱ̱O̯͔̓̊ ͨͯT̖̗͚ͯͤ̀HE̲͂ AB̒̊̃Y̘S͖̪͗̆S̙̲͖ͯ̽̾!̏̓͋ (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (14/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

See? This is the b̈́̓e̳̚ť̤t͚̜ͩ͂ḙ̲̐ͦr̋ k͖̈́i̜̲̮̾͐̄n̙̄d͎̣̤͆̿ͩ ͕͓̘́̄͗of ̲̼̳̍̉̚șla͗ͬū̱̞̰̄̐g̻͉hẗ̰́e̱ͯr, where I don’t haveͦ͆ͪ̍̇ to get up and in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫtervene!

Slick, yo͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅu get your 1 EXP and your demon̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫic decision of…

  • Devolve Scytheͦ͆ͪ̍̇rwolf into͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ a woeful Hattrem!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd murder yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Sadistically throw Scytherwolf in̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫto your Wheel a second timeͦ͆ͪ̍̇!
  • Deploy your Fun Flip in heͦ͆ͪ̍̇r face and steal her Hattereͦ͆ͪ̍̇ne form!
  • Or lose your min̵̸̶̾̒ͩd and Wheeͩ̃̓l yọ̞͓̦̮͖͎̺͚ͦ̌̅̏͗ͮ̉ͭ͂͝urself!


Also…

Do you draw from the Deck of Man̜͇̼̘͈͖̰̔̽̈́ͪͬ̇ͫy Zings… or do͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ you give it to Scytheͦ͆ͪ̍̇rwolf to suffer with!?

Dấr̙̞̻kn̬̮͙eͣͦss ̠̣͓̿̀͛ov̭̉e͍̥ͤ̚r̙͛w̹̌hē̦l̋m̦̲̂̈́ĩ͓͔ͧn̜̮͗̉g!