Come͖̺̘, meat puppets, it’s P̧̖͉̜͇̼͎̼̩̙̪ͦ̏ͥ́̓̐̄̋ͭ͂͟l̛͐͐ͨ́͋͟͏͍͙̳͓̝A̖̻̥̫͒̃̃̐ͤ̓ͥͩ ̫̫̮̼y͍̬̣͕̰̝̤͉̞̫̞͇̪͎ ̃ͦ̔̐ͦ̓͆͝Ţ͙̭̲̮͓͕̞̥̺̹̥i̴͖̗͇̯͊ͩ͑̽͡M̀e͚̤͉̯̹̼͓̳̘̥!͗ͬ̑̍ ̺̱̖̜̤͔̼͔̗͚̯̇̀̂́͛ͮ͌!̸̴̨͈͉


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, r̟a̭̪͉i̧s̅̋͂ing͓̗̝ͪͪ̽ ̥̩̺ͩ̇̎ḫ̩̤̕i͊s ̟̆̚ͅa̬ͭr̗̻̼͋̐ͮṃͨ̚ͅy ̤̼̳ͣ͒̊ô̱͖͈̍̾f ̶̣̪t̽͂h̢e̼̰̟ͫ̈͑ ̪̩̗̄̒͊u̲ͮ̀n̟̍͜d͙e͡ą̘̩̯d̵̜̞̫̆͋̈́, drags in̵̸̶̾̒ͩ the bo̷̡̮̜dies of…

SHRUIKAN as Falinks an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SCYTHERWOLF as Pikachu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Shruikan @Scytherwolf

SHRUIKAN
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add thre͖̺̘e more stages of Pokémon to̢̍͏͓ your Lineups!
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourse͖̺̘lf!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡g battles, you attack twice͖̺̘ for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <Non̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡e>

The DIS͙͕ͨ͆Ṭ̠̖̉̉̓Ö̠̟̐R̰̱T̖̃ED̤̝̞ ͙̻̣COI͙̲ͮ̊Ṇ̪̱͗̿̏ ̰͔̠ͬ̅͐O̘͇͑͂F͖͌ T̏H̠̍Ệ̱̥͋ͩ ̫͈͈HOW̲̤͎̊̊̓L͔̼̇̂ING̩͌ ̻̻̣D̥ͯAͥMN̺̳̾̀ED̳ͩ has declare̻̅͞d SHRUIKAN strikes first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
SHRUIKAN begins the slaughte͖̺̘r with Tail Slap! He beats the stuffin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡g out of a Maree͖̺̘p with her own tail!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pyro Ball! An̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡d once again California is lit aflame!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Haze! She uses it to̢̍͏͓ hide her murder cabin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ in the woods!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Counter! Ǐ͓̠̥̄̈T̬̓ ̘CA͉͚͐̓USͤͯES ̮̖̪Bͪ͋R̤̯̼U͎̮̱͛ͯ̈́T͙ͯÅ̹L ͖̟T͉̯ͦ̉RA̬U̼̭̺̓͐͊MA̻ͣTI̟̻̞C͎ͫ̆ͅ B͔̈́L͖̤̦̊̾̏E̗̎EDI͔͚̖N̋͛̂G TO͂̏ S͍̓CY̦̺̞ͩ̒ͩTH̫E͕̞R̰͓̬̃͌̓Ẇ̲̭͆O̼̭̒͑LF̪̎!̦͑ (1/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses He͖̺̘at Wave! But it can’t get any ho̢̍͏͓tter in Hell!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heal Block! She barricades the entran̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ces to the hospital!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Baton Pass! But instead he hands the n̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ext runner a stick of lit dynamite!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sun̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡steel Strike! But she thinks tossing her kitche͖̺̘n knife at the sun is going to do anything.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hex! But he͖̺̘r Ouija board tells her to go̢̍͏͓ piss off.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Shell Trap! He dumps a Shellder into a lo̢̍͏͓ckbox and slams it shut!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psycho Boost! She puts on̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ a hockey mask, injects adrenaline into he͖̺̘rself, and goes on a chain̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡saw rampage!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Razor Shell! An̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡d that’s how yet another Duckle͖̺̘tt got decapitated!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN use͖̺̘s 10,000,000 Volt Thun̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡derbolt! But misses and blo̢̍͏͓ws up Mars instead!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Ingrain̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡! She half buries herself and pretends to be a plant! Like an̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ idiot.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sleep Talk! It inflicts E͓̣̱͂ͭ̋XC̭̼ͯ̐È̌̇S͙̥͗ͮŠ͚̪ͫI̘̺͐͋V̱͙͌ͯ͆ͅĔ̩̭̦ͥ̽ MEͦ͂̽N̗̬̑͑͊ͅT̻ͧAL ̖͕̼̌̆ͣTRǍͧ͒UM̘͍̈͗A̪̾TͤI̩̗̮͆̅͆C ͎͚̭͂ͩ̚DA̓̌MÂ̚G̼̅E ̳̟͎T̔̿O̯͍ S͉̜̪͋̽ͪHR̘UI͇ͧKA̩͑N!͉͐ (1/3)

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Belly Drum! Except he uses a sledge͖̺̘hammer on a stuffed Sno̢̍͏͓rlax, causing his chest to explode͖̺̘!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gastro̢̍͏͓ Acid! In̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡stead she just vomits all over the place!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Pay Day! It inflicts H͍̻̻OͮŔ̰͉̝̂̎R̝Eͣ̉ND͎O͎̠͌͒US ͉̍L̰̬̔ͭ̈ͅAͣC̑̾̅E͙̽Ȑ̙͈̾Ȧ̯̥̠̀ͫTI͇͊Ö̱͓́ͦN͖̖̋ͬ ̒̿D̜͓̲̆́̌A̅ͣ̾MAGE͇ ̺̺̌̌̑ͅT̞Ò̯ ̯̱͍S̭̏H͕̳̑̅Ṛ͕̫U͖̝ͯ͌IKA̱N!̣̋ (2/3)

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Max Quake! It causes Californ̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ia to crumble into the se͖̺̘a!
SCYTHERWOLF use͖̺̘s Whirlwind! Except Do̢̍͏͓rothy and Toto don’t survive this time.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Geyser! IT ̠̾SṈ͉͔͛̎͂U̺̞̔̓FF̪S ̭͚͓T̤̘H̱E͖̥̬ͦ͋̈ LIF̜͎̠͐ͬͥE ̗̻̓̏OͅU͈̠ͬͥ̒ͅȚ͉ OF̭̈́ ͑̋S̯̖̋̆H̦͓R̼UI̟̯K̎A͙ͫN̻̟͒̑̄ͅ!͉̣̹̇̔̿ (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (93/100) – N͓̟O͍̣̮ D̙̺̜E͉̜̣C̠K̜̣ FOR̺͓ͅ ̱̗̙Y̹̩OU,̤ ̮̘͇SCR̳̫UB͚̗!

Good sho̢̍͏͓w, that was highly entertain̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ing! Scytherwolf, you get your 1 EXP for a dele͖̺̘ctable slaughter well done and your choice͖̺̘ of…

  • Devolve and egg-murder Shruikan̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Sacrifice an Evolution̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡ Crystal to evolve into vicio̢̍͏͓us Raichu!
  • Dump Shruikan’s screamin̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡g corpse into yo̬̖͉̪͓̼͈ͣ͗̿̆ͤ̎̐ur Wheel!
  • Or throw yourse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!


Re͖̺̘veal yo̢̍͏͓ur true inn̜̬͎͉ͬ͆̿̚͡er darkness!