Stare into the laughin̉̓͠͏̶̼̞g face of madne̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅss!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, hỏ͌̓w̜̆l͔̹͗̔i̓n̜̙̩̾ͥ̃g ͇ͣat ͈͑̌ͅt̅͋ͨh̫̺͉̎ͭͫe m͉̂oonͬ a̯̦s̤̬̪̉̒ͪ ̫̜̋̍a ̈́̉d͕̣̯e̺̤̒̉r̭͊ȁ̜nĝ̺eḓ̯̼̽ͥ̎ ͛w̦̽e̝͉̮͛ͤͩreŵ̞̩ͨo̗̲̣̒ͬ̋l̺̹̹̓́̓f, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Emolga an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d CHAKRAMASTER as Gurdurr to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Voltaire Magneton @Chakramaster

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON
SUPERPOWERS:
WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ the Wheel option̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as yŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅu like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ to your Lineups!
ACTIVE BUFFS: JUST DESSERTS PRIMED

VS

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Eve̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅry time you make an̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Yŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅur Max HP for each battle is incre̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

The G̜͚̈ͫR̹͛IM̊ͦ̆ ̥̹͂̀C͙̹ͬ̎OIN ̟̈́OF̮̤̤͂͑̍ ͕͌Ṣ̪̖͑͛̍Ḧ̯̜̼̍ͤA̠͑MB̫̓LI͓͔̦ͧͩ̋N̗̠G̋̍̀ ̹̬̏̆͐ͅUNDE̚AD̠͈ ABOM̼̲̝ͣ̈̚I͎ͦṆͮA͔ͩT̺͇̦͌ͨ͋I͓͈͉O͗N͎͍̠S has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes the chaos with Con̉̓͠͏̶̼̞strict! He chokes a he̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅlpless Treecko tŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅ death!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON use̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs Rock Throw! Except he misses and smacks a Psyduck between the eyes!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Substitute̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ! ȊͅT̫ͅ ̬̌C̤͚Ă͎U̜̗͈Ṣ͈̤EŠ͈̹̀ S̱̖EV̾̽E̲̣̪͊̿̒R̩̰̻E͇̯̬ͨ̎̋ ̮̈́M̔ͤẼ̞N͖͎ͅTAL̗̤̥ͥ͋̚ AGON̹Y̮̿ ̺̹ͦ̑T͉̲̼͊̿͌Ő̪̦̊ V̊ͨO̭̻̒ͧL̿̈TAI͋R̹̳͖͆͆̃E̿ MAGNË͉́T͑ͮO̪͎ͫͣN!! (1/3)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Triple Axel! And then̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ he realize̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs he stupidly built the car all wrong!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER use̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅs Head Charge! He plugs live electric wires in̉̓͠͏̶̼̞to a Machop’s head, making it explode!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Play Nice! Except his heart is already tŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅo filled with vile darkn̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ess!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses De̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅvastating Drake! He uses dark mutagen̉̓͠͏̶̼̞s on a Ducklett, turning it into a monstrous abomination!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Double Te̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅam! IṰ̥ D̃̍̎RI̊̈́ͥVͥ͆̚ES͛ͯ ̫̖̖̅̃̔CHAK̺ͥR͍͆A̗͎̓̋M̼A̯̯͌̄S͔̮ͭ͆Ṱ͑E̓̔ͫŘ̙’S̋͆ ̥̯̱̽ ̭͓̼M̰͚IN͚̻͗̈́D ̰̙͆̚I͌ͫ͂NṪ̾̚Ŏ̗ H͕͕ͮ̔Ō̺R̯̈́R̎͆Ë̱̰͇̓ͭND̠͚O̬̱͛́U͍̜̰Š̤̹̚ Cͥ͆͗H̹̤̎̒Aͨ̄̒O͓͌S̮̲͓ͥ̆͌!̖̙̟ͤ̓̍ (1/5)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Smack Down! Í̥̯̜̓̒T̩͂͆ͅ ͆ͩͪ̽̄B̘̩͕͑͌͑R͚̟̳̰̿ͮ͂ͮṲ̤̯͆͛ͪTͧͭ͗̋̐ͣ̚A̱͋L̝L̞͕̒̅͂̾̍ͅ ͍͎Y̱̯̟̠̐̽͒́ ̤͈̮̼̰̀ͨ̄͐͛M̎̚UR̠ͪD̠̰̻̍̌̑Ȇ̘̞͇ͤ̚R͓̤̼̬̠̒͆̓̑̇S ͖͕̬̦ͬͥ͑ͤV̼͕̹̖̪ͧ̊ͬ̑̆O̎̌ͧͪ̈́Ḷ̲̥͚̼̇̀̽̓̓TA͋̐̉ͨI͖̭̫ͭ̈͊͂ ̞R̦̳̗̪̣̰̀͋͊ͤ̊̏E̱̞̮̳̹̟͒̃ͣͭ̔ͫ ̙̮͇͙͓̩̍̂̅͛ͭͨ̐ͅM͍̦̮̙͓͓̐̓ͥ͒̅́̑ͅA̫̭̙GN͔E̖͍̪̙͕̲ͥ͛̐̇͋ͪ̏ ̪TON ̺͖̘͚̗̟̃̑͗̇ͯͩ̒ͅI͚̱͚͇̩͖̠ͩ̎̓ͪͪ͋̽NTO̫̺͉͇̺̰ͅ ̱͔̹́ͭ̄A̱̙̮ͬͬ͂ BL͙̓O̻͍͚̲Ỏ̫DY ̻͍̣ͤ̓ͤPỊL͚͖̗͇͇͇̔ͬ̉̏̇͛Ė̈́ͯ̃!̯̯̙̯̤͊͒͊ͣ̿!̱̻̖̓̓̍




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (60/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Deliciously brutal!

  • Dȅͫvolve and egg-murde̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅr Voltaire!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yourself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Sacrifice an Evolution̉̓͠͏̶̼̞ Crystal and evȏ͚͕̥̠̓͂̒lve yourself into an horrendous Conkeldurr
  • Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!


Keep in min̉̓͠͏̶̼̞d, you’re going to be force-fed Voltaire̪̠͙̳͎̬̲̺͉̖ͩ͆ͮ̀ͤͨ͂̎̇̆̈́̀̚ͅͅ’s Just Desserts, so don’t dŏ̘̹̥̱̣̝̱̥̱͖̱̬ͩ̇̌̽̋̑̉ͥ̅̈́̉̇ͅ anything stupid kn̉̓͠͏̶̼̞owing that!