Invite everyo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ne you kn͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬow to the bloodbath!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, cursing the lands with infernal plague̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NEO EMOLGA as Lilligant an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d ARNISD as Tyranitar to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Neo Emolga @arnisd

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙u have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for e̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ach battle is in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬcreased by 2!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The H̏̋̍Ë̼̟͖ͣ͊A̩̾R͞TL̥͖̭ͨ̓͗E͋͂ͫȘͪS͉̩̄ͦ C͢Ò͓̳̙͊̄Í͎̼̯N̯͓ͣ̆ ̤͕̈̈́O͐͗F͚̆͆͜ͅ D̢̦̭A̋̏͊͏R͉͔̿̔K͕̳̟̓̎̍ ͔̦̤̀̀̌R̶̾Î̻Tͥ̇U͖̫ͦ̄AL̦͗S̟̮ͤ̽ has declare̻̅͞d NEO EMOLGA strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts the infe̩̲̯ͧ̿̋rnal chao̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙s with G-Max Sweetness! And now a bunch of people are on dialysis!
NEO EMOLGA uses Safeguard! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 79/100 - B̡̳̭ͯͩUT̒ͩ͋ ̧̳HĒͫ ́͛͜F͙̹̯ͨ͋̇A̙͠I͗ͪL̲̹̳̈̽ͭS̡͙ ̠̝̭͛̏́Aͥ͆̅T̘͂ ̵͗̂I̗̖͐ͦN͙̭T̛E̟͆́L͉̿LÍ̱̠̻̃̉̀Ğ͇E̠̭̥ͪ̈̈́N̙̒C̨E͠ ̸̞̤̈́̎AͩN͑͂̀D ̴CAU̞ͣS̜̤͇͐̇̐Ě̷̼̣̚S͉͋ T̛RA̷Uͭ̏͜M͆͞Ã̷T̺͊I̗̤͊̐C̙̝̩ ̲̝͇̐ͧ́MͪͭE̕NT̠͉A͠Ĺ͎͊ͅ ̴̐̒AGͮͬͭO̰̟͑ͤ͢N͆ͩY͚͈ͮ̂̿ͅ ̛̭̜̝ͬͫ͐T͝Ǫ͍̭̖͐͒ͨ ͓͕͓H͖̫͘IMS̈́̉͏̣̘E̳͎̊̿Ḻ̼F!̹͕̳ (1/4)
ARNISD uses Quick Guard! But he’s too slow and clumsy for that!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Dragon Darts! And then Smaug e̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ats him for using him as a dartbo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ard.
NEO EMOLGA uses Clamp! And n͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬow his helpless Cleffa victim can’t escape from the operating table!
ARNISD uses Hyper Fang! Except he just mortally bites a chunk out of a delicio̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙us Sneasel.

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA uses Prismatic Laser! He’s found a colo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rful way to zap a plan͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬet to fiery bits!
NEO EMOLGA uses Fire Spin! He se̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ts a merry-go-round in flames!
ARNISD uses Arm Thrust! He rips a Hitmon͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬchan’s arm off and hurls it fo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rward!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA uses Hydro Canno̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙n! But he misses and takes a Charmande̩̲̯ͧ̿̋r’s head off!
NEO EMOLGA uses Icy Wind! But instead makes an͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ idiot of himself throwing ice cubes into a fan!
ARNISD uses Teatime! But he de̩̲̯ͧ̿̋cides this occasion calls for hard liquor instead.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA uses To̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙xic! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 79/100 – B͍̮͉̿ͪ͛U͎̫̹T̩̉ ̥̪͖ͨ̓͛̕H̷̿E̜̱ͥ̄ ̊̈́̉G̡̫̉Ö̻̘̫͋ͦE̛̖̓S̰̪ ̾BR̘̗͔̄͛ͣ͞A̱͋͞I̞ͬN̶̞̫̰L͖̺͈͜E̼ͣS͏Ş̙̺̩ͮ̔͑ ̉ͣA͔̝͙͊͊̆͢N͇͈̹D̗̦̙ͧ͋ͣ ͜T͌̓҉R̲̣ͧ̾IE̅͌͛S͠ ̷Ǐ̮̖͈ͦ̓T͓ ̨͖͇̹A̪̮̿̐̀N͓Y̹̠̅ͩW̏Ȃ̸͙͈̤ͥ͒Y̸̺̽,̡ S̖̍H̺O̱̦̅̈́Ẃ̹ER͊ͣ̐I̖̲͌̆N̴͎̱̩̓͑̚G̤̈́ ̤͈̄̋͞H̱ͣI͖͙͈ͤͥ̑M̢S͕ͣ̕Ë́̔̇LF̦͙̆̔ ͏Ẉ̯I̋̽̂T̔H͇̤ ͚̼̉̋T̊҉̙H̝̊E̤ͦ ͐̔H̲͎̏͒U̲ͬMI̠̫͛ͨ̕L͕͂A̗̮͖̋ͭ̏͜T̉ͤ͋I̻͔O̶N̗͛ ̙͔͒ͦŎ͚͢F̥̎ ͇͆F͖̃AI̸̺L̶̊͆ͨU̯̚R̞̜̠͆̉͑̀È!̩ (2/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Foam Burst! He passionately explo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙des some rabid Pokémon!
ARNISD uses Baddy Bad! But he’d rather go full ultimate e̩̲̯ͧ̿̋vil!

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA use̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s Spit Up! He vomits out filthy icho̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙r!
NEO EMOLGA uses Skill Swap! But the experiment fails and it leaves his Kirlia subject brain͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ-dead.
ARNISD uses Dragon Breath! I̴̩T RẺ̦̱̦ͯͭ͢S̯̱ͮ̓UL̼͚TS͉ͮ ͕̝̪̑ͦ̍I̩̾N̳ ͕͔̹ͬ̔ͯ͢H̓́O͏̖R̵̝͗R͉̮͕͌ͤ̑Ȇͤ̎ND̴O̳̩ͭͬŨ̄̂S̵̈́ SA҉Vͮ̌ͫA̛̦͖͖̽̃͋G͏E̪͖͉ͭ̓ͩ͟ Ḑ͋͂̆A͐́M̅AͣGE̹̥̔ͮ ͡TO͌͂ͫ͟ N̴͍̊E͞Ó̗ E̺͓̫ͫ̔̔M̗̐OL̩̗̱̉͛ͮGA’̅͟S̫ͩ͢ ̣̯F̼̩̞L̳ͭEͤ͟S͢ͅH̶̗̋!͝ (3/4)

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA uses Night Daze! He causes a bunch of children to beco̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙me drunk at midn͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬight!
NEO EMOLGA uses Double Slap! And it takes a Manke̩̲̯ͧ̿̋y’s face right off his body!
ARNISD uses Co̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙vet! But he already has everything his dark empire needs!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA use̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s Hyper Fang! But in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬstead devo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙urs a Pidgey whole, bones and all!
NEO EMOLGA uses Doom Desire! He with that he curses the entire world!
ARNISD uses Genesis Supern͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬova! But he blows up half a galaxy doing that!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA uses Bo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙dy Press! He crushes a Ratatta in a trash compactor!
NEO EMOLGA uses Healing Wish! IT HAS NO EFFECT…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 61/100 – B͉̹͔ͦ̍̅Ũ̮T HĘ ̧̦̐R̵ͣ̋E͙̺A͂̄̓҉̯̘ͅL͏Ȉ͚̞̣̎̚Zͤ́ͅE͍͙ͥ̓S͇ͧ ̴H̗̼O̸̭̮̓ͦW̥͗ ̷̘̤ͥ̑AB͢SỎ̯̪́͘L̻͔͗̓U͉ͬT̢̝̯̔̈́Ḙ͔L̙ͣ̕Y̦͆ ̟̗͓͂̓͌S͠TUPI̪D̼̘̏͒ ̵͕͐T͟H̬͎Ḁ̂̀T̅̌ ͝W͡O͍̠͑̐UL̟͌͘D̡̅̅ BE̢̼̳͎ ̺A̕N̶͔͕Dͩ ̊̑FIN̽ͅA̬̱̠L̬͛L͠Y̡ Wͮ͗͌I͑̅́S̳̮͑̉EN̟̳̊̅͟S ͈̠ͪ̑̀U͋̅P͠ A̱̦̦B̗̽O͙͆͢UT͂̓̈́ ̕I͙T̶!̩̦͟ͅ
ARNISD uses Flash! And now he’s under arrest for in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬdecent exposure!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA uses Trick! And the audien͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬce isn’t impressed by the dead Sco̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rbunny he pulls out of his hat.
NEO EMOLGA uses Multi-Attack! But he can’t figure out how to fire ten guns all by himself!
ARNISD uses Hyperspace Hole! And the other half of that galaxy is destroyed!

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Zippy Zap! And tho̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙se zip-lin͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬers have a nasty surprise when an electric current goes through them!
ARNISD uses Glitzy Glow! He tosses a Machop into a radioactive waste̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ disposal hole!

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Rapid Flow! Only the village belo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙w isn’t impressed when he breaks the dam open.
ARNISD uses Flame Whee̩̲̯ͧ̿̋l! But in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬstead he sets the whole car on fire.

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA uses Headbutt! He smashes a Squirtle’s head so̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ hard it comes out his anus!
ARNISD uses Sparkly Swirl! He flushes an idiotic “vampire” down͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ the toilet!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Reflect Type! But he’s an idio̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙t who thinks mirrors come in different types of reflections!
ARNISD uses Fairy Lock! He throws Tin͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬkerbell into a locker and leaves her to die of starvation!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA use̩̲̯ͧ̿̋s Focus Blast! Except he’s had way too much alcohol for that!
ARNISD uses Celebrate! But he’d rather darken͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ the mood with doom and gloom!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA uses Acupressure! He sque̩̲̯ͧ̿̋ezes a To̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙rchic’s head in!
ARNISD uses G-Max Replen͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬish! He loads a new nuclear missile into his launcher!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA uses After Yo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙u! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 89/100 – E̷͉X̼͉̤͛ͣ͆Ċ̲͉͇ͨ̿͟E̠̘̘ͪ̅ͩP̖͚̏̐́T̝̼̻͞ ͓̝͇IT̉̂͋ ̬̫͈̊ͪ̓C͢Ä̯́͢Ų̐͂͌S͖̰̎ͪE̸Ŝ͙ ͙͉̯ͩ̄ͭFͪ̋A̯͆̀Tͯ͐͞Ȁ̩͈̭ͨ̚̕L ͑̿B̤̲̐͒R͖͉͔̉̔̍AIN ̣̳͗͋D͎͐̀A̛͍M̼͍̈ͫA͡G͞Ȩ͖̬͎̿̐̀ ͈̼͕ͫ̓ͯW̫̳̹H͋̋E͓͉̲ͪ̇ͫN̼̻̊͐̎͟ͅ ̓͋̒I̼̲̊̒͘T͏̻ ͔̥ͮ͐F̩̬̖̓ͣ͗À͈͍̎İ̸͓̟͇̒̎L̼̭͔͜Ś̡ͪ A̜͞Ń̪̭D̟̼̟̒ͥͮ͜ H͕̲E ̈̋͑G̰͊͟OE͋S͎̏ ͇̠̓̇ͣ͡ͅME̎N̒ͯͨT̳ͮA̺̥L͈ͦL̗͚ͯ̃͞Ýͥ͢ B͓́AN̲͒̀K̼̒RU̟̞͎͝P̶̱̟͍̉͂͛T̞̬!̄̇̒ (4/4)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (26/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Wow, guess it’s easy when͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬ your o̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙pponent pulverizes themselves, isn’t it!? So many Smart Coo̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙kie failures, ha!

Arnisd, you get your o̶̤̘̦̺̰͇̬̼̲̼̯͙ne EXP and your in͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬsidious selection of…

  • Dȅͫvolve Neo in̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤto a laughable Petilil!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Dump Neo’s body into your Wͭ͋HE̚E̥ͥL̫ͅ!
  • Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!


Un͈̪̫̙͔̺̲̲̙̱̍͛ͭͮ́͌̂̋ͪͬleash anarchy!