Once̖ͧ more in͒ͨ̚to this grizzly mon͒ͨ̚strosity!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, mu̥n̟̝̟̉ͨͤc̯ͬh̏ͦ̃i͇͋n̗̔g̬̖̬ͯ͒̔ ̟̼̥on̪̑ t̺̰̅̌h͂e ̪̝̈̊d̖͓͒ͪẹ̃c̠̝̫̆ͦ̒a͛̿y͚̜̼ͦ̽̈i̠̒n͇̬̬̄ͫ̈g̹͎̙͊ͯ̽ ̺͔̯fl̳͕̩͛ͫͣe̩͙̎̍sh͍̼ ͖̳o̩̫̙ͭ̂̊f̺ ̯t̖̭͋͌h̉e r̫ͮe͛̽a͚ṉ̠̈̓iͨma͓͇ͅt͑͊e̙͔̠d͔ d̹̠̩ͧ̐ͣẽ̝̮̿ảd̙̲̤̔͊̑, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SCYTHERWOLF as Pikachu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Chakramaster @Scytherwolf

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an͒ͨ̚ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not ve̖ͧry effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is in͒ͨ̚creased by 1!
ACTIVE BUFFS: CHEATY COOKIE PRIMED

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin͒ͨ̚g battles, you attack twice̖ͧ for the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The B͙̳̗̊̌̈L̦̝A͍̩̭͛͆̂C͖͂K̔EŃ̍ͩE̝̐D̘̮ ͎ͧC̱̟OIN ͈O̺̹͇F̗̫̬͋ͤ̅ ̂U͇N̗̂Ȟ̦̱͑OL̳Y̫͙͉ ̝D͇͚͉ECAY͍͚̌ͨ has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF initiates the an͒ͨ̚archy with Sludge Bomb! She terrorizes rich neighbo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎rhoods with manure explosives!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Multi-Attack! She destro̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎ys e̖ͧverything with a nuclear missile!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Magma Storm! And it’s an effective way to get rid o̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎f all the rich people in͒ͨ̚ Alola!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sunn͒ͨ̚y Day! But no, here there is only the perpetual darkness of the night!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rest! Ï̯T̯̟̏̑ ̬̰̊͌RE͇͇͇ͣ̉̐SU͖̘̖̿ͬ̀ḶTS̥͇̲̑ͮ͐ IN ̺ͅD̺͉̖E̦̥͊̎R͓͙̾̌ANG͙͕̦ͮ̑ͦE̗D ͎̻̥̇ͭ̽M̪̭̭̐̓̚E͙͋NTALͯ ̱̯̀̑Ḍ̳̠͂ͮ̌A̯̖̔͌M͕͕͉Ạ͓̦G̳̫̮͒ͮͬE͚͊ ͎͙̞͂͒̀Tͤ̊ͭO̫͒
CH̙̻̊́AKRȂ̩͎̞͒̓M͊͐̆A͈̅S̰̓TE̦͙̠ͥ͊ͪR͍̪̻̄͆̊’S̟͖̭ ̟̟͙R͉͉̽̐AV̟̠͇ͤ̂̾A͍G̪̃Ẽ͙͉͓̓ͬD̏̈̽ ̜̭ͅḂ̒RÃͅIN̐͑̈́! (1/4)
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Rapid Flow! He destroys the village by blowing up the dam!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Trick! Exce̖ͧpt it causes two plan͒ͨ̚ets to crash into each o̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎ther, destroying them both!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Earth Power! But the earth tells her to piss o̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎ff and isn’t taking orders from anyone̖ͧ.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sludge! He go̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎es for a swim in͒ͨ̚ the septic tank!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Re̖ͧsonance! But it only creates even mo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎re perpetual darkn͒ͨ̚ess and gloom!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gunk Sho̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎t! She blows up a Muk with a rocket launcher!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Soft-Boiled! But in͒ͨ̚stead he overcooks that Exeggcute and turns them into goo.

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF use̖ͧs Acid Armor! But thankfully she uses a Pidgey as a test subject first an͒ͨ̚d sees it’s a bad idea when it melts!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Screech! But she wasn’t able̖ͧ to stop the train in time and it ran over a few people.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Corkscrew Crash! IT̙̫͓ͪ̑̚’̮̳̮ͨ̔̚S N̼͈̼͗̏̈O͔͚̞̊ͭ̈́T ̗͓̒̑V̒E̩͈R̝͎Y̪̮̾ͪ ̜̎EFF̆̐͆Ȇ̥̝̏C̩͍̦T̘͍̭͑̋̆I̭̗̦ͥͭ̆V͎ͭE,̖̭̾̅ ̀̋ͭB͎̲̙̀͆͗UT̝̪̪̃̉͌ C͒HE̬̺A̙̪̝͒ͨ̉T͆ͣͤY̳͕̬̾ͫͯ ̮͖̒̓COOK͎̠̝̔̀ͭIE͈ T͔͛E̼͍͈ͫͯͨL̈LS T̫̪̎͑Hͨ͒E͍̠ͣ̏ ͗R͇̝͖ͬ͑ͤUL̊̂͛E̞͍̙S ͥ̌T͈̥̅̅O̟ ̰͙̻PISSͪ͑̊ ͔̏O̪̾FF͕̮̟͊̓̌ ̭̯̓̋ͦͅAN̖ͭD̗̐ ̠̘I̩ͭ̾ͅT͋͛ ̙͙ͧ̅IN̦ͯF̠͂L̠̃I̜̰ͩͩ̅ͅCT̠̭̓́S̩̟ ͈̘̀ͧA͕̪̲ͦ̈́͌Ḡ̭̥̓G̏ͦO͌͛ͤNI̍̚Z̈́I͙̭̖NGͮ̾ ͓͍̾ͬD͙̞AMA̞̖̙͑̌̚G̓E ̞T̖̝͗ͩ̽ͅO͛ͯ ͦͭͣS͖̩͗̄C͌̍͆YͥTH̻E̫̝̝ͥ̆ͨRW͓̳͂́O̤͊LͧF̠̙!̣̤̱͑̐̈́ (1/3)

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mega Punch! I̫̞̗T̖ ̻͗C̍Aͤ͌̚U̝̙SE̹̹̩͒̐̚Ś ̱̣̿̄SAͧV́ͦ̅Aͪ̓G̳̤̿͋E B̗͎ͅLͩͫU͈̗͊ͭNT̤̜͔̓̌ͥ F̪ͅǑ̈RCE ̮̯͔̉̑͌T͈R̈́AU̠̭̖̅ͣ̃M͎̬̥ͥ̄͒Ä̗ ͨ͑͆O͈̾N̩
C̥͔H͕͍̞Ã̖̺̹̾̉K̘͍R̪̠̟͌ͯ̄A̐̂M̫A͍̽͌ͅST͍E̫̟̣ͣ̑͒R̙̊ !̜ (2/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Glacial Lance̖ͧ! But she misses and impales a Fearow instead!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hydro Pump! He pun͒ͨ̚ches a hole̖ͧ in the hull of a sailing ship!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Crush Grip! She̖ͧ squishes a helpless Wurmple into goo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rock Slide! And that’s how all the min͒ͨ̚ers become trapped!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Extrasen͒ͨ̚sory! Except it misfires and it makes a Mudkip’s brain me̖ͧlt out of his ears!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Ve̖ͧnom Drench! And that’s how the village’s drinking water became contamin͒ͨ̚ated!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spite! But she gets her reven͒ͨ̚ge by setting up deadly booby traps!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Kinesis! But he messes it up and it causes a Zigzagoon’s skull to implo̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎de!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max One Blow! She̖ͧ punches a Machop’s head clean off his shoulders!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sharpen͒ͨ̚! And now her combat knives are ready for action!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flash! I̤̪̮͊̎ͣT͇̺͙͆̄̔ ͉̠̗CͬA̳͊U̦̘SȆ̖Ṡ̜̦͍̈ͧ ̝̰ͦͧ̚ͅA͕̰ͬ͂̓ͅG̲͇̭ͫͪͧO̾N̯I̼͍͌ͪZ̟̟͇͒ͫ͌I͎N̮̟͕ͧ͗̅G ̫̐ BL̜̭͂̓INDͦ̎̚NEͥ͗S̩̍S͕̟̒̒ ̩̠̣TÒ͚ ̱̩ͨͣS̫̜͉C͍͓̻͑̾̅Y̟̟̫̐͛̑TḤ̤̗͗͂̋ERW̓ͅO͙̩̩L͙̣̓̍̾ͅ F̔! (2/3)

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Poison Stin͒ͨ̚g! But she realizes she’s all out of cyanide!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Max Starfall! I͖T ̣͋C̊A̞̘͛ͮÜ͔̈́ͅS̙̯̓ͣE̥̰͌ͫS B̻̮RUT͖̬͗̆AL̟̼ B̏̎ͯLOO̰̝̳Dͥ͒́S̩̿H̳E̼͋D̐ ̪ON ͉͎̟ͮ̆̇C͖͛HA̪̥̯KR̬̥̈̽Ả͉M͚A̐Sͪ͗ͩTE̔̏Ř̋! (3/4)
CHAKRAMASTER uses Headbutt! I̜̬͖T ̭̲͍B̬ͅR͖̫̳ͫ̿̀U͕͉ͫ͗T͐̓A̳̦͕ͧ͊͆L̯̩̯ͫ̈́ͧL̈́̚Y͇̜̖ͬ̋̓ ̬͈̈́́INF̓L͓̲ͪ̎I̻͈C͕T̂͒S FAT͎͆AĹ̺ ͐ͥ́Bͫ͒L͉̏Ŭ͖̥̰̓ͨN͙͈̹̆ͬ̾T ̅̅F̰̙̋̄O͎͈̻ͫͩ͐RCE̱̯
Ḓ̾Ȇ̹VA̫̽S̜͗TATĬͨ̅ON ̄ͧ̚T̠ͪ͒ͅŌ͚͈̋̽ͅ S̏̈ͭC̜̬̤̄̌͗Y͔͙T͍H̺̲̱̏ͨͧḘ̝RW̓ͩOL̩͕ͣͫF̬̑! (3/3)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (79/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Barely came̖ͧ out of that on͒ͨ̚e alive, but that was still a good slaughte̖ͧr!

Chakra, you ge̖ͧt your 1 EXP and your n͒ͨ̚asty selectio̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎n of…

  • Dȅͫvolve Scytherwolf in̥̦̳̩̙͎͚̓ͪ͗̉ͩͦͤto a measly Pichu!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Sacrifice an Evolution͒ͨ̚ Crystal to beco̲͚̞̝̭̤͈ͤͮ̂ͨͭ͒̎me a plucky Pikachu
  • Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!


Sh̼͙̦̆ͧ̊o̮͈̟̬͔̩̲̱̬̯͚̙̭͈̞̯̝ͤ̍͋ͤͮ̂̊ͨͭͪ̅͒̎́ͨͥ̅ͮ̈́̒̓̽̅̚ ̮͍̯̭̤͈͕̹̄̐͗w̠͕͓̄ͭ͋ ̫̦̃ͬy̺ͅo̠͐u͑r̜ͤ̈́ͅ ̜̹ț̔ru̿̆ḙ̲͔ͮ̿̌ ̤͑ev̽͆iͫl̯̖̼̒̔͒!