This is o̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ur littlḛ͎̬̥̙ harvest of an̰̰̫̓ͣ̚archy!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, w̞ar̟̘̤p͙̬̤̆̏̉i̬̰̝n̠̭̪͂̿̓g̊ ͊th̑ͅè ͫm͈̲͚i͗n̜͗d̞ͦs͇͍̤ͮ͛̈́ ͙̤̗o̓́̉fͦͧ c͈̦̃̊h̩͊̈́ͅi̱̻̽ͤḻ͎d̠͓̘̅ͩ͛r̥̰͖̉̋̌en ̠͎͍͛͛̓i̟͇̠n͐̋toͥ̏ͩ co̐̂̽rr͆upͪͨ̋t͎̟i̬̠͌̍o̱̬ͬ̓n̟͌, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NOBLEJANOBII as Mega Mawile an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d SCYTHERWOLF as Pikachu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Noblejanobii @Scytherwolf

NOBLEJANOBII
SUPERPOWERS:
COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add thrḛ͎̬̥̙e more stages of Pokémon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ to your Lineups!
RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and yo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇u attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again̰̰̫̓ͣ̚.
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would gḛ͎̬̥̙nerate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of sto̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇pping yourself!
ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD

VS

SCYTHERWOLF
SUPERPOWERS:
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – Durin͒ͨ̚g battles, you attack twice̖ͧ fo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇r the first 10 turns!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The Ď̜E̾F̿ͬI͎Ĺ͎͙͈ͪ͑E̲͖̭ͥ̋̓D̠̎ COI͎͋N ͈O̅͒͊F DARK̃N̝̗ͧ̎E̜̺̪SS͉̙̳̈ͤ̒ M̐̅̂Ȧ̯Ṇ̜̖ͯͦ́IF̳̰̂̆E͎͚̠͛ͭ͆S̘͇̗T has declare̻̅͞d SCYTHERWOLF strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks off the ho̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇rror with Attack Order! Her dark armiḛ͎̬̥̙s ravage and pillage the coun̰̰̫̓ͣ̚tryside!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Lo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇vely Kiss! But her mouth is too busy devourin̰̰̫̓ͣ̚g fresh meat!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Entrain̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ment! But her dark power causes her Caterpie victim to kill thḛ͎̬̥̙mselves!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF usḛ͎̬̥̙s G-Max San̰̰̫̓ͣ̚dblast! And now no one can tell a village used to be here!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rain Dance! IT ̣͕C̋͒AUS͒͆Eͯ͊S ͇͑̔ͅA̝͕̮ͫ̄̓G̬̯O̩͒N̲̙ͅY̘̞̬ ̟̳̦̍̆̈́A͋ND͂͛ ̖S̝̮̰̉͛̿OM͈ͨE̠̼̰̽̈́̏ OF̉ ͇̙̮͑̐ͬN̞̮̳OBͪ͋L͛EJA̠ͮNOB͑̉Ĭ̄̍I̹̱̒ͮ͋ͅ’͚̘̔͆S̺ ̘̹FL̮̓E̥S̗̝͎ͩ̔̏H
Tͩ̇ͩO M̭̱Ẹ̞̬Ḹ̞̿T! (1/3)
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mirror Move! Except she shatters it and causes a dark curse to bḛ͎̬̥̙fall the lan̰̰̫̓ͣ̚d!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Circle Thro̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇w! Shḛ͎̬̥̙ tosses a dark summon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ing ring into the arena and summons a legion of defiled dḛ͎̬̥̙mons!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mud Sport! And it’s an ḛ͎̬̥̙ffective way to con̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ceal the mass grave she’s made!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Topsy-Turvy! She gets an Iggybuff to be so drunk she passḛ͎̬̥̙s out!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bone Rush! She hasten̰̰̫̓ͣ̚s the progrḛ͎̬̥̙ssion of decay to collect an impressive bone harvḛ͎̬̥̙st!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Forest's Curse! And just like that, whoḛ͎̬̥̙ver steps into it never comes out!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Splishy Splash! She go̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇es wading in her own person̰̰̫̓ͣ̚al bloodbath!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses Black Hole Eclipsḛ͎̬̥̙! And that’s a whole lot of plan̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ets going into the nether dimension!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Aura Sphḛ͎̬̥̙re! Except she screws it up and summon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚s an unholy orb of infernal energy!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Lo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇vely Kiss! Except the Clefairy she smoochḛ͎̬̥̙s suddenly turns to ston̰̰̫̓ͣ̚e!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Assist! Excḛ͎̬̥̙pt she in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚sists she can do it all by herself witho̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ut the help of meager peasan̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ts!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heart Swap! Except the surgery goḛ͎̬̥̙s badly and now both a Pidgey and a Spearo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇w are deceased.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Spirit Break! And likḛ͎̬̥̙ that, she leaves the soul of a Nidoran̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ in tatters!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Gastro̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ Acid! Excḛ͎̬̥̙pt she just vomits all over the place.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Freeze-Dry! And she adds yet an̰̰̫̓ͣ̚other lifeless body to her morguḛ͎̬̥̙!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Con̰̰̫̓ͣ̚strict! She usḛ͎̬̥̙s her handy garotte to stran̰̰̫̓ͣ̚gle a Slowpoke!

Great job with all the collateral damage, but you’re doin̰̰̫̓ͣ̚g it all wrong!
A͖͉G̫ͩL̹̝O̦ͅME OE̲͐N̜ S̖̙͋̓T̩̜̺̎̅̑R̗̺̘̔̌ͮI̘͉͍͐͐̂K͍̙͚ES̐̓̀ S̮C̟Y̙ͨT̼H̺͈E̋͐̚RW̼͇̭O̦͔̫L̳̫̩F͔̀ ̱̮ͣ̅F͈̺̳ͣ̐̍OͅR ͮ̌̐T̝̗̳̉͌̎Ṟ̗̃̅AU̻̭͖͌͒͋M͚͑Ä̐Ť̚I̍C͎̩͉͋̔̚ LAC̥̠̰̐͂̆ERA͐TI͌̑O̎ͬͦN͈ͪ D̯̘̍̓AMA͚̞ͮͧGE̹ͅ! (1/3)
Wake up and get your act together!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Volt Crash! Ḭ̍̾ͅT̬̦̅͌ ̖̯̙̊͑ͯI̠NF̘̠̱ͣ̈́͊L̥͔̟I͈̱ͪͮC̜̹̄ͪT̠̲̜ͤ̓͊Ṣ̙̙ ̰̦ͥͦHͩO͔͎̓͊ͪͅȐ͇R͇ͅỊ̲̬FIC E͇̤LĖͯͦCT͑̒R͇͉̽͒I̬̰̩ͦ͌ͧCAL̯̼̻ D̮̺͌͌A͒ͬM̻͈A̳͔ͮ̅G͒̃E͖̔ TO̚
N̗͓̿̊O̺̻̫B̩̫LË͈̗̩́̌̇J̓͌AN̽ͅO̹B͖̻ͥ̓Ȉ̍I͓͚̩ͪ̆ͣ’̋̊ ̞͖S BO̗͖̊̌D̳͓ͥ͒Y͓̺̆̇̓ͅ AND͔̫̓̀ ̤B͆̏ͤR̫̍A̙IN!͍͓̈́͋ (2/3)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Stealth Rock! She hidḛ͎̬̥̙s the murder weapon̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ she used to bash a Psyduck’s head in!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Storm Throw! She tosses an̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ Orb of Cyclo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇nes at a helpless Spoink and there’s not enough lḛ͎̬̥̙ft to make gravy.

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fire Plḛ͎̬̥̙dge! She decides to beco̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇me a fulltime arson̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ist!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Shadow Sneak! And she has now become a full entity of darkn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ess.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Origin Pulse! She lo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇cates a Munchlax’s hḛ͎̬̥̙artbeat so she knows where to drive the stake in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF usḛ͎̬̥̙s Dive! She plun̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ges her jagged swo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇rd blade into her victim’s chest!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Moonlight! But here, even the dark clouds snuff that out for pḛ͎̬̥̙rpetual darkn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ess!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Icicle Crash! Except thḛ͎̬̥̙re is only dark fire and brimstone in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ this hellish landscape!

Hey Noblḛ͎̬̥̙! We’ve been o̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ver this, I thought you would have kn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚own by now!
AGͫLO̰̊M̰̅É̮ ̥̞͌͗O̙͊E͚̝ͥ̄N͋̒̿ ͇̠͎ͧ̐̉I̫N̜̝͈F͍͛L͉̺̏͆I̳̽C̲͎T̜̠̹̑̆̽S̪̖̎͆ ̞̬ͬ̚M͖͈͓ͮͯ͛O͍͍͗ͥR̭̭̈́̔TA͖ͮL̗̺̂̒ ̫̂ÌͅM̅P̮͕AL̔ͭI͆ͅNG̳̣ D̲̑A͙͛M̼̺Ǎ̮̥̟ͥ̾G̫̒E̻͉ͯ͗ ͎̞̜TO͋ N̦̠͆̚OBL̗E͎̱̯JẠͫṄ̌O̝̮̘ͫͯ̿B͉͍̖I̅͋Ȋ!̙ (3/3)
Yḛ͎̬̥̙ah, that’ll learn̰̰̫̓ͣ̚ ya!




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (71/100) – N̵̲̩͔̫̞͉͘ͅO̢͢͜ ̵D̩̝͖̼͉̬̠̕͜ȨC̥͍̝̻̯K ̛̻F͙͎̠̮̫̣͚͉O͏̴͉͓R̭̼͓ ̺̱̺̖͢͡ͅY̧̙̺̠̙̦̺͇̝̙̥̞̘͟͞O͏Ư͏,̶̸ ̵̡̛S͔̦͔̗̹̫̲̺̜CR͜U͓͔̜͓̜̟̤B̖̻̤̜̤̬̮̝͖̹̯̗̝!

Yḛ͎̬̥̙ah, yeah, no n̰̰̫̓ͣ̚eed to thank me, just do̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ing my job! Ha!

Scytherwolf, yo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇u enjoy your b̟̯ͯ̓l̮̀ȍ͙̖͓ͥͫody ̒1͑ͯ͛ ͒E̫͚̅͊͋ͅX̗̙̙͐̅̚P̥͖̪̆̍͂ hâ̬r̗̽ve̊s̥̫t̤̯̽͗ and your in̰̰̫̓ͣ̚sidious choice of…

  • Dȅͫvolve Noble into a measly Mawile!
  • Sacrifice an Evolution Crystal to become a ravaging Raichu!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Or throw yo̷̘̺̠̤̱̯urse͖̺̘lf into the madness o̢̍͏͓f your own Wheel!


Unless yo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇ur darkness upon the wo̺̦̫̺͈̣̥͛̐̓̏͆ͦ̇rld!