Some̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅon͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘e’s going to be left as a ho̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅt, misshapen͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ me̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅss!


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, ṕ̠̝͂oḭͯso͇͚̅͆ni̝̣͔͂̍̇ng̥̉ ̹̄ť̌͐h͚̯͗̓e bͯ̐ͥl͖͈̓͒ͭͅo̞͊͗ͅod ́ö́ͭf͖̻ ̖̞t̹h̻̲̻ͣ̽ͩe ͧ̃h͉͇̳̽ͦ̂el͌p͛leͦsͧs̜ͣ ̩̓v̤͖̝i̻̪͈ͧ̔ͫl̠̭̿͋l̋ag̥̹̤͛̈́͂e͉̽ȑ̠s͓͎ͅ, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d ARNISD as Tyran͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘itar to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Chakramaster @arnisd

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ an attack that would gen͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘erate a self-damaging result (no̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅt very e̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅffective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘creased by 1!
DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The dro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅp rate̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ of the Deck of Many Zings is in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘creased by 25% for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER DUEL VS NEO EMOLGA SEASON 14

VS

ARNISD
SUPERPOWERS:
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ is in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘creased by 3!
ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

The D̠̯̗̾̈́ͨȆ͉̦ͧRḀ̠̥ͬ͑̀N̘̦̬̾ͬ̋GȆ̔D̜̳̝̓̓ͣ ̲̻͒͋CO̬ͨIN ̝͚̤Oͨ̌F ̲̘͇F̞͚̭ͩ̒̂O̗̗̙ͫͥ̓UL̙̩͖ ̐̔͑OM̪͂Eͦ͋N̟͇̤̂ͪ̈́S̝͎ ̗̱ͩ̐AN̬̩̻ͫ̍̽D͙́ ̃̐DȄͥͮS̙̯͗͆T̜̖̗ͨ̀ͥŔ̗̹̘̂́U̺͖̇͌͑ͅC̞̗̺ͧ͊̄T̳ͥI̯͊O̱̭͓ N has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts the murde̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr with Forest's Curse! But the fo̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅrest tells him it doesn͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘’t give a f—k!
ARNISD uses Ice Hammer! But he likes using a sledgehammer in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘stead, it’s more effective̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ for murder!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Grass Whistle! Except the en͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘tire lawn is dead and crusty!
ARNISD uses Auro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅra Veil! It’s only a tarp, but it’s great for wrapping the bodie̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs for disposal!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Gro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅwl! [b][color=red]IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 20/100 – BỤͬT ̈͗̍HE̠ ͕͙̻͗̽ͩRE͛A̙̠ͩͨL̖̂Ȋ̥͉̀Ẑ͚͙̩̏̈́EŚ̈́ ͍ͭTHA͓͑T W͓͚̎̓O̠͉̤U̮͍͑̔L̜D͖͌ ͗̾BĖ̦͙̱̌͌ A͔̤͆͌ ͎̔R̭͕̟E͇͔̳ALLY̥̜͗͛ ͕̹̀͐DͨU̯̫̘MB ID̒ͅE̲͙ͦ̎A̞͗̒ͯͅͅ
AͬN̜̼̋̽D̩͙ͣͥ Ś̜̲̘̀ͭTO͇͍͔͑̚̚P̹͕̏ͤS ̘̰HIͩͦ̔MS̯̜̟E̞̬͖ͪ͐̉L͇̲ͪͭF̰͎ͮ͂!ͤ̋
ARNISD uses Head Smash! And he̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ uses that sledgehammer to turn a Bidoof’s head in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘to pulp!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses He̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅadbutt! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 77/100 – BU͚T ̬̒H̔̈́̆E͖ H̙ͅAͯ̍S̞̜ͅ ͖̠Å̯͓̘ͤͨ B͎̌ṞAI̪̅N̊̓ ̍ͭF͂ͥ͐ART͚͔ͩ̽ ͋͌A̻̪̽̎N̦͉͉̾͒̾D̽ͦͨ ̐̍̈TȐ͔͔͖͐͂IE̘̫ͩ̔S̱̔ ̿ͨͬI̪T̥̾ ͑Ȃͦ͑Ṉ̭̟ͪ̈̓YW̖̼A̳̞͔Y̖͓̿̔̔ͅ,̫͈ͬ͆
S͕͖͈ͣ̋̂M̘AS̹̭͖̐͗ͩHIN̥͖Ǧ̻ ̝̰̫͊̇̑HI̫ͯS̔ͬ O̥̓W̞̰ͅN͉̣̆̅ H͂È̊ADͨ̉̄ ̄̉I̖N!̹̲̲̓ͬ͐ (1/4)
ARNISD uses Dragon Pulse! I̝̤̅̍̇ͅT C̹̣̰͑̌̽AU̽̑S͔̓ES ͦ̐SÄ̱́VȂ̟͙̾G̼͚E͔͕̍̈́,͚̝͕͋ͩͯ ͖ͬA͙̅G̹̼̜̅̾͌G͍O͇͇̿͐N̩ͅI̒ZING̙͑ ̹͍̉͊D̳́A̺̳ͨ̆M͔̱͈̂ͭ̋A̩̱͍̐̍͆G̣̟̋̄E̥̱ TȎ̩
C̪̩͔̏̓̌H͓̯ͧ̂Ḁ͆ḴRAM̬͔̿ͭÁ̬̠̃Ș̓T̬̹ͪ̔E̟͒R̙’S̿̊ B̊R̬̠ͤ́AI̠Ñ̤͍̭͐̿! (2/4)

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Leafage! Except all the vegetation͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ aro̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅund him is completely de̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅad.
ARNISD uses Thunder Wave! IT’̲̠͔S̲ ̊NO̊ͦ̐T̫͑ VE͕̳RY͇̳ EͮFF͈̱̐͊EC̘̠̯TỊ̩̼ͦ͑̌VE, C̞͊Ạ̩U͔̙ͣͭS̪̳̔ͪỈ̫͉̓ͭͅN̖͆Ǵ͓̣̩̋͐ ̣͍̄ͬH̾̌Ḯ̞LA͎ͥͪͅRIÕ̰Ū̋S̪̱̎̽ ̰̮̺̋̇̚AGÔ̲̙̠͆ͥN͉̪͊ͥY͚̋
T͔O̺͕ͪ̈ Ḁ̗̇ͧR͓N͑̉ISͮ͛̀D̼̖̔̔’̔S FRA̦G̬̀IL̙̿E ͉͒M̭̲̝̑ͯͦE̒N͚̰̤̈ͥ̆T̘͗A͍̲̐̌L S̈́̔̎Ṱ͍̗Ã̲T̖̼Ḙ̐!̏ (1/6)

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER uses Vise Grip! But he en͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ds up squashing a Caterpie̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ from twisting it too hard!
ARNISD uses Fake̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ Tears! But he’s a ho̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅrrible actor and n͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘o one believes it!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Swee̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅtness! And now all the children n͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘eed dialysis!
ARNISD uses U-turn! Except he ends up crashin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g his truck doing that on the free̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅway!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘d! He ties up his victims before feeding them into a wo̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅodchipper!
ARNISD use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Defend Order! But his lawyer tells him he doesn’t have a chan͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ce!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ember! But he ends up starting a fore̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅst fire in Californ͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ia.
ARNISD uses Guardian͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ of Alola! But he̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ’d rather watch it burn to the ground!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mean͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ Look! Exce̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅpt no one takes it seriously!
ARNISD uses Glacial Lance̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ! Except he misses and impales a Pidgey in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘stead.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER uses Roo̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅst! But sitting on his butt doesn’t work the same̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ!
ARNISD uses G-Max Te̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅrror! Except it’s hard to incite terror when͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ you’ve already killed everyone!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER uses Risin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g Voltage̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ! IT͖̈́ ̺̩̖CA͈̳͙U͙͙SE͇̳̋͆Sͧ̾ ͇̮PAIN̝F̪̠̀ͪÚ̼͚̚L C͙͇̆ͣR̦͇ͮͭIPP̮͙͂ͤLIN̳̪̼G̖͌ ̤̅DA̖̎M͓͚̣̑̈́͛AĞ̪͓̗͋̌Ë́ TÖ͉͔̅̔ͅ ̠̮A̜̹̓ͣṞ͇NI͂̃̒Sͪ͊D!̹̍ (2/6)
ARNISD uses Cele̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅbrate! But he’d rather incite depression͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ and doom!

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Cann͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘onade! But no̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅ one thinks mixing le̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅmonade in a cannon is funny.
ARNISD use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Hydro Cannon! But he prefers firing fire and death from his can͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘nons!

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER use̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅs Rock Smash! IT̩͆ ̘͔̝̾ͨ̌B̹R̙̻̹ͭ̀ͤU͗ͪṮ͔͐̔U̫A̭L̞̼ͪ͂LY͕ ̭̬̱̑̌̾S̳̞͈̏̃̔L̮̐Ä͙̯̜̽ͧUGH̼͕̣̽̍̾T͈̪̪̍͑͑E͔ͯR̪͗S ͎̞͂͐A̰̯R͗́ͫNͩI̚S̳̑Ḏ̬̦̅̏ͤ ̺͉INT̬̦̗̾ͪ̚O ̫̪̼A̪̭͙ ̮͑MǏ̥̑ͅLLI̍O͖̣̭̔͋̃N
M̋̌Ï̇ͮSS̍Hͧ͌A͚͇̒̽P͎̖̰̊ͮ̃E͍̙͉ͮͬ́N P͚̠I̮̜EC̗ES ̹̖̽̌AN͍ͧD̗̋ BI͕T̙̱͉ͥͫͭS̥̦̝!̪̥̙̆ͬ͗!͈͌!̫̒ (8/6)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (31/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

I had my do̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅubts, but damn͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘… take your 1 EXP for a surprisin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g slaughte̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr!

You get your devious decision͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘ of…

  • Dȅͫvolve arnisd in͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘to a me̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅasly Pupitar!
  • Sacrifice an Evolution Crystal to evolve yourse̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅlf into a ravagin͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘g Raichu!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Sadistically dump arnisd’s brutalized remain͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘s into your Whe̎̑͂̓̚el!
  • Or lose your min͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘d and Whee̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅl yourself!


S̗̞̰̗͈ͅaV̦̹͚̬̼̙̦̩͔̭̠̼͇̺͉̍̅ͩ͐ͭ̓̀ͣͭ̂ͦ̎ͪ̈́̎o̰̔͑̂̀̉͒̔ͩ̂ ̤͕͔͉̟̦̯̬R͕̜̟̜͔̙̱ Ȁ͖̬̜̎ͧṅ̝͉̰͇̟̝̬̤̂ͤ̇͌̋́͊A̯̫͉̟͔̯͚̟̬̋ͭ̓ͬ̊͂̏ͥ̈́͆ͥͭͪ͗̚ͅ ̩͉̫͎͇R̜̿ć̂̓ͤ̎͑̓̄ͧͪ̾̔̏͌h͓͉̲͈̺͙͈̙̟̱y͇̠͍͓̟͎̩̳͙̰̹̬!͛̔ ̖̲̦̙̰̼̱̣̲̓͒ͦ̉̔̽̚

Also, do̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅ you draw from the Deck of Man͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘y Zings… or do you hand it to arn͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘isd to suffe̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr with?

Decide, decide̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅ! Muah ha ha ha!