W͉̲ͧ̿e͇͖ͅ ̰̊ḓu͕̣ͥ̽el ̰̗̦̳͚̲͚̅̌̂̉̈͋ͨf͓̰̿̓o̫͇̳͉̖̩͒ͦͩͣ̄͛r̖ ̯͎̩̩d̻͇̗͔̎ͬ̈ͧe͌͑st̩̥̦͍͒͊ͭͫŕ̲̜̥̜̩͖̱̓̒ͤͥ̈̂ucț̙ͪ̃̋̾ ͓̬ị̘̘͖͕̯͇̈̑͂ͧ̆̐̔ö̳n!̣̭̟̼͚̽ͤ͐ͯ̃


DEMONIC MASTER RNG, du̯̰͍ͪͯ͑m̞̘̿̔pi͐͋n̠̫̮g̓̌͂ his̜͂ ̭̗̺ͨ̒̊v͒̈i̹̺c̏ti͚͆mͬ̆͋ṣ ̤̎ḭ̘̿̚n͙̜͓to̿ͬ͐ â̬̪̬̓̑ fetid͖̯͇ ̪͆c̳̋e̱̣̯ͤ̃ͬssp̰̗̈̓o̞̖͆ͧo̱͓̹͗̐̉l̎, drags in̡̻̖̤̟̼̦͙̘̬̬͈̱͢͢ the bodiȅͫs of…

NEO EMOLGA as Chiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅgling (1-19 Babymaker Rando̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋mized) an͈̦̩̱̞̦͋̾̃͊͛̚d CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu to͔͇͉͇̝͔̟̜̯̮͓̦͔ͅ the S̫̥̟̼̘ͅL̺͍̝̰̣͉͒̎͋ͣ͌ͪA̝̦̟UGH͕̬͖̐ͭ́ͧͅT̮̬̂͋͠Ē̡̹͔ͤRͯ͛ ͩͩ̑̓͡Ḫ͍̞͔̼͔̙͐͐ͯ́͆̉̅OUS̖̃Ė̩͖̺̯͉̮̆́̏͋͑͠!͕̇!̓̌ͨ ͙͖̱
@Neo Emolga @Chakramaster

NEO EMOLGA
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Evë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ry time you make ań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), yo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋u have a 33% chance of stopping yoursë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂lf!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is iń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅcreased by 1!
FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Iń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅventory Space incrë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ases from 2 slo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋ts to 3 slots and whenever you use an Itë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂m, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value) and you can sell unwanted Items for their full Co̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋in value!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER DUEL VS CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 14

VS

CHAKRAMASTER
SUPERPOWERS:
SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make ań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you havë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ a 66% chance of sto̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋pping yourself!
YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck o̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋f Mań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅy Zings is increased by 25% for you!
ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER DUEL VS NEO EMOLGA SEASON 14

The H͕̣̏̏O̬̦̐̇RR͕͚ẸND̤̞ͩ̊OU̥͖͚͑͛̚S̻̹̖ͣ͌̇ ̳̞̝̑̋̌C̰̚O͉I͂ͬN̥̉ OF̖̼͓ ͌C͉̗RI̅ͯ͌P̹P̿L̤̗̯ͩ̈́ͬḬ̘͐́N̲̼̂̚G ̬̮̘ͥ͒ͪD̟̱E̙̦M͈̦ENTIͣͫ̐A has declare̻̅͞d CHAKRAMASTER strikȅͫs first blo͛ͮ̋̒̒̾̃̆̿͗ͫ̚od!


TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts the horror with Rollout! IT̜̳͐ͥ ̘ͥDE͈̓Ā̤L͎̣ͨͥS AG͍͉̬͛͗ͮO̹̫̓͗N̗̲̱ͨͬ̅Ḯ̤͖̰̾͋Z̗͇̑̈́I̬͍̟̍̌ͧN͍̣̫͑̾́G̀ͬ̽ ͓͓͔ ̼̾B͕͚̮Ľ̓UNT ̉͗̍F̹̮̓ͯO̱̟R͓Cͭ͑E̳ͩ ̩̭̍̾T̄RͦA̙̼͒̇Ū̝͙̻͐̔MA ̙͇̜̄͒ͨD̰̳̱̏ͣͯA̫̝̩͆ͪ͂M̫͎ͧ̒AGE̞͇̽ͦ ͓͚͗̾TO͙ͮ N͇̲͖͊̂̽EO ͖ͯẺ̜̲̐M̓ͯO͎̯̲ͪ̋̆L̻̍GÃ̠̪̙̍ͩ!̩̇ (1/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses Max Ooze! But all he does is crë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ate a lot of snot!
NEO EMOLGA usë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂s Pluck! But he goes to̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋o far and decapitates a Pidgey!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER uses Sludge! But it just results in his own feces ë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂verywhere!
NEO EMOLGA uses Lick! But hë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ believes Chakra likely tastes disgusting!
NEO EMOLGA uses Ice Fang! But it makes him feel like ań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ idiot when he gets a braiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ freeze!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Paiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ Split! But a Bidoo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋f doesn’t feel pain when you immë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂diately split its head open!
NEO EMOLGA usë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂s Wide Guard! But he refuses to hire fat private security!
NEO EMOLGA uses Roar! But it just results in a pathetic little squeak!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Knuckle! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE:
SMART COOKIE CHECK: 60/100 – BUT HE REALIZES HOW STUPID OF AN IDEA THAT WOULD BE!
NEO EMOLGA uses G-Max Replenish! Ań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅd now he has more bloo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋d to paint with!
NEO EMOLGA uses Astral Barrage! But he blows up yet another plań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅet doing that!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Play Rough! I̥̊T ̞̮̆̊Ṛ̯͖͗ͬ͒E̟̖ͭ̈S͇̱̈̉ULTS̘̦̗̽̉̽ ̮̌I̳̙̝̔͗̋N͚̮̓̌ ̬͊SA̟̣VAG̳Ẻ͉ ̋T̺̠̯ͦ͛̽RAU̹͑MATͯ̾̈I̬͆Ĉ̪̯ͣ ̪́̇ͅĎ̤͉̻ͫͬA̝M͙͚ͣͥA̠̳̟G̳̭̹ͩͭ̎E ̻͔̈́̄T̬̾Ő͚ ͙̙N̓EO͌̅ Ȅ̽M͙OLG̣̖A̤ͦ (2/4)
NEO EMOLGA uses Flatter! But he’s already squashë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂d that Ratatta in the hydraulic press as much as possible!
NEO EMOLGA uses Telekinesis! But iń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅstead he just makes a random Caterpie’s head ë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂xplode with it!

Hey, Neo, how many times do you në̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ed to be reminded abo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋ut this?
AͮG͑ͮLOM͛͑ͤḘ̣̆ͪ ̩O͉͎ͫ͆EN̯̜̔̽ ̗̪͓SA̝̜VA͎̹Ḡ̔ͯE̞̻͍͋̍̍L̮̣̓̂Y ͔̜̖͒̇ͫLACȄ̈R̒̌Ā̮͙ͤT͍̅E̻̅S ̼̈́N̗̄Ḛ̣͖ͤ̒ͮO̊̈́ͥ Ȅ͕̱͉̓ͪM̲̠̭O̭͎ͭͦL̪̯̳G͉̟̐ͬA̦͍͍ͫ̃͛ ͖̮̜F̰ͫOR 1 ͚H̹̭̰ͮ͐̎P̖͖͊ͯ D͖͇̔̋A̮̺͛̿̿ͅMAG̥ͯĚ!͉͌ (3/4)
Let’s try that again!

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER usë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂s G-Max Smite! He ends up ń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅuking a Clefairy into orbit! Or at least what’s left of it!
NEO EMOLGA uses Skull Bash! He crushë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂s a Weedle’s head in with a sledgehammer!
NEO EMOLGA uses Bestow! He gives a Mime Jr a grenade while he runs o̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋ff with the piń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Soń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅic Boom! And that’s what makes Califo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋rnia go underwatë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂r!
NEO EMOLGA uses Fleur Cannon! Excë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂pt that kills the Vileplume he stuffed into it.
NEO EMOLGA uses Harden! And that’s what happens to the cemeń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅt he poured on to̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋p of that Elekid!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER usë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂s Power-Up Punch! Ań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅd he makes the head of that Macho̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋p go between the goal posts!
NEO EMOLGA uses Drago̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋n Rage! And he gets Smaug irritated ë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂nough to burń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ the countryside all over again!
NEO EMOLGA uses Boń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅemerang! Excë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂pt it just ends up lodged in a Aipom’s skull.

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Bone! He thiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅks that’s also a grë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂at idea and lodges another bo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋ne in that Aipom’s skull.
NEO EMOLGA uses Zing Zap! But the outcomë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ of putting a Snubbul iń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅto a microwave isn’t quite what he thought it would be.
NEO EMOLGA usë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂s Jump Kick! He misses Chakra but clearly takes that Jynx’s head off!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅeak! Except he’s caught and arrë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂sted by the po̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋lice!
NEO EMOLGA uses Genë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂sis Supernova! But that just causes ań̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅother planet to be vaporized.
NEO EMOLGA uses Ally Switch! But even his imagiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅary friends have rejected him!

You know the deal Neo! Good night!
AG̰̭͛̆L̾͛ͨOM̞ͪE ̙̜͕̍̄̊O͆̑E̟̗̺ͩ́ͮN̂͋ ͭͩͬOU̮̎TR̜̈́IGH̬̰Tͬͯ ͦ̈́M͍̮ͥͨU̮͛R̍D̼͊̽ͅER̜S̥̆ Ṅ̆E̹̫O͉ ̰E̳̲͚̍̂̌M̀̏O͈͉̖L̼͚͚̿͐ͫG͍ͤA̭̝ I̲̟ͭͧN͛̏̊T̓O̐ ͈̬̱̃̃͆A
HORR̗̆IF̺͖̬I̦̽C̬̘̅͌ ͕͎̺P͒̏I̜̪ͭͥLͬ̍E ̼͛OF̭̈ G͍̺O̜̓R̰͆E̯̻!ͯ͛̀ (4/4)




DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (56/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

Oo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋h, that was fuń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ for both of us, we ń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅeed to do that again!

Chakra, you gë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂t your 1 EXP and your iń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅsidious selectio̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋n of…

  • Dȅͫvolve and egg-murder Neo̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋!
  • Leave him helpless as a worthlë̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂ss Chiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅgling with a humiliatiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅg Pokémon Day Care Theme!
  • Devolve, e̝̪̼͈̘͇̤̜͕gg, an̷̺̞̪͚̫̟̼̟̱̝͗̊̈̑̂ͫ̈̅̐͛̇͡ͅd sacrifice yo͐̌̓̍͊̂urself for Evỏ̴̷̟͕̯̲̜̓̐̍ͤlution Crystals!
  • Sacrifice an Evolutioń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅ Crystal to become a ravagiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅg Raichu!
  • Throw Neo’s mutilated corpse into̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋ your Wheel!
  • Or Wheel yourself laughiń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅg in madness!


Tormeń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅt everything!

Also, do̠̲̬̺̜͓̪̱̦͚͚͎̣̖ͨ̔͒̾͛ͧ̔̃ͯ͊͆ͦ̑͐͌ͅ you draw fro͍̟͚̹̬̻͍̩ͧ̋̽̽ͧ̉̀͗̆ͅm the Deck of Man͖̲̠̣̞̗̺̼̩͚̼͍̫̩̘y Zings… or do you han͎̯ͩ͒d it to Neo to suffe̥͖͓̥̩̹͚̲͎̔̿̒̑̈̍ͬͨ́ͬͅr with?

Reń̬͎̯̻̮͉̦͇͔̰͔͕̒͊̌̓̌ͭ̍̾͆ͤ̀ͪͅder pain and të̫̠͍̪͖̮̺̱̪̥̻͈̟͖ͫ̆ͫͩ̎̾͐̒̒ͭͣ͊̂rro̐͐̒̓̆̓ͧ̈̄͐̎̅̑ͯ̋ r!