Ah ha, yeah, good riddance to that Miss Moody Ninetales! She’s the one you had for a host over Christmas and New Years!? She talks like a grumpy, moody robot! Well, enough about her, she can go back to sulking and brooding wherever she wastes her time doing that kind of thing!

I’m sure you remember me, I was leading the intervention against that pesky Ditto invasion a few years back! Glad to see they’re still GONE and haven’t been up to mucking up the place again with their chewing gum bodies and weird creepy faces. Anyway, I’m here on a whole other business venture! I’m your host for the next three weeks as you guys duke it out and mess each other up! Nah-ha, sounds like a good time!

So here’s where things get interesting! Check these out!

TRICKSTER ZORUA FEATURES

  • VANDALIZE! (AS A VICTORY DECISION) – You wanna mess up the competition and so do I! And I can help you with that! If you kick butt during your battle and win, you’ll get the option of spending 1 Coin to VANDALIZE your opponent! That includes devolving them, stealing one of their items at random (I take whatever I can quickly pluck and run with!), AND their next avatar and banner set (even beyond getting egged) gets vandalized by me with my amazing artwork! Okay, I’ll admit, it’s mostly scribbles, doodles, and graffiti because I’m still taking art classes, but it’s a great way to make a mess of your opponents for just a tiny bit of commission dough! If you sponsor me enough and keep supporting my work, hey, maybe one day I can have my own Patreon!
  • SNEAKY DECK CHEATER! – Come on, where’s the fun in playing fair!? With me around, when the Deck of Many Zings drops, you’ll see the pulled card before you decide to actually draw from it! That way if it’s awesome, you take that sucker all for yourself! But if the card is junk and you want nothing to do with it, the chump you just gave a beatdown to can enjoy that instead!


Yeah, you know you like that! Let’s rock and have fun with this!