ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Trickster Zorua]

Gonna use my 5 EXP and 7 coins to upgrade both Smart Cookie and Yes, I Lift Bro to level 2

Yeah, why choose brains or brawn when you can have both!?

It's just occurred to me that most of my potential opponents are Ice Types, so I'll buy some Brass Balls, and activate them, alongside my Mysterious Halo (which will be Mew again.)

Hot damn, you’re armed to the teeth now! And no need to buy the Brass Balls, just take the set from the Scrap yard, ha!

MacGyver Level 1 Use Checks (25%):

Brass Balls: 5/100 – Preserved!
Mysterious Halo: 57/100 – Burnt out!

[Trickster Zorua]

Let’s see who’s hot and who’s not!

MASTER RNG, going full speed off the road, pulls in…

COLOR3D as Vanilluxe and ARNISD as Galarian Mr. Mime to the arena!
@C0L0R3D @arnisd

COLOR3D (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS

ARNISD (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

The ANARCHY COIN OF MISCHIEF says ARNISD busts in first!

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TURN 1
ARNISD busts in swingin’ with Spacial Rend! But yeah, he’s totally not.
ARNISD uses Power Trip! But it’s just a whole lot of wishful thinking!
COLOR3D uses Photon Geyser! But she’s totally clueless on that one!
COLOR3D uses Dragon Energy! But survey says… no.

TURN 2
ARNISD uses Baneful Bunker! But he just looks like a Deerling in the headlights!
ARNISD uses Sparkling Aria! But there’s not even a “For Dummies” book on that!
COLOR3D uses Dragon Breath! But no amount of Taco Bell can mimic that!
COLOR3D uses Knock Off! But that turns up a whole lot of nope!

TURN 3
ARNISD uses Lunge! But he forgets how that’s supposed to go again!
ARNISD uses Bouncy Bubble! Yeah, fat chance on that one!
COLOR3D uses Brick Break! But reality says not today!
COLOR3D uses Seismic Toss! And “nein” is how we say “no” in German!

TURN 4
ARNISD uses Nuzzle! But nah, that’s not going to be a thing!
ARNISD uses Quick Attack! But he thought wrong!
COLOR3D uses Aqua Ring! In her wildest fantasies, maybe!
COLOR3D uses Dragon Energy! But no, unless that’s a new caffeine drink!

TURN 5
ARNISD uses Bolt Strike! But all he cranks out is jealousy!
ARNISD uses Bonemerang! But then he finds out something he didn’t know today!
COLOR3D uses Purify! And nothing on this end either!
COLOR3D uses Sacred Sword! But that’s one thing on her Christmas list she didn’t get!

TURN 6
ARNISD uses Sunny Day! BURN! IT’S A SUPER-EFFECTIVE BRUTAL OHKO ON COLOR3D! (3/3)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (67/100) – NOT THIS TIME, BUDDY!

WRECKED, that was sweet! So enjoy your 1 EXP your 14 Coin Winnings and pick one of these fun outcomes!

• Devolve COLOR3D to Vanillish! (Free!)
• Vandalize COLOR3D! (For 1 Coin!)
• Burn up an Evolution Crystal to become Mr. Rime!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
• Use a Wheelie and Wheel yourself or COLOR3D again!

What’ll it be?

[arnisd]

With all my new earnings lets activate that mysterious halo for a mew and buy a new one, upgrade the Frenzy and smart cookie both to lvl 2, next give me a macgyver of lvl 1 and lastly I wanna do the vandalize if only to see that beautiful art come to pass in the future. I should have enough coins for it all right? ^^' 1 (halo) + 12 (Lvl2 Frenzy and Smart cookie) + 4 (Lvl 1 macgyver) + 1 (vandalize) = 18 right?

[C0L0R3D]

I may have lost a fragment of my honor and also my Vanilluxe status, but I wanna stay in the game longer so let’s upgrade Compensator to level 2 (adding four stages) and add the following:
Swablu > Altaria > Mega Altaria (3)
Shaymin (Sky Forme) (1)

[Trickster Zorua]

With all my new earnings lets activate that mysterious halo for a mew and buy a new one, upgrade the Frenzy and smart cookie both to lvl 2, next give me a macgyver of lvl 1 and lastly I wanna do the vandalize if only to see that beautiful art come to pass in the future. I should have enough coins for it all right? ^^' 1 (halo) + 12 (Lvl2 Frenzy and Smart cookie) + 4 (Lvl 1 macgyver) + 1 (vandalize) = 18 right?

Sure, I gotcha covered! And as much as I hate math, your math is on the money! See what I did there? ;P

MacGyver Level 1 Use Check (25%)

Mysterious Halo 71/100 – Used up!

Also, COLOR3D only had Fun Flip, but it’s all yours now!

I may have lost a fragment of my honor and also my Vanilluxe status, but I wanna stay in the game longer so let’s upgrade Compensator to level 2 (adding four stages) and add the following:
Swablu > Altaria > Mega Altaria (3)
Shaymin (Sky Forme) (1)

You’re all set! Go wreck ‘em!

[Trickster Zorua]

We love gettin’ into trouble!

MASTER RNG, disrupting the whole neighborhood, pulls in…

NOBLEJANOBII as Spritzee and SHRUIKAN as Dragapult to the arena!
@Noblejanobii @Shruikan

NOBLEJANOBII (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BRASS BALLS PRIMED

VS

SHRUIKAN (HP: 3)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED MIGHTY SHIELD SECOND WIND

The RECKLESS COIN OF HAZARDS AND ADVENTURE says NOBLEJANOBII busts in first!

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TURN 1
NOBLEJANOBII busts in swingin’ with Triple Axel! Actually nah, she doesn’t have a clue about that one!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Psycho Boost! But she’s got no idea how that even works!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Safeguard! He’s got no clue but MEW SWOOPS IN FOR A CRAZY CRUSHING ATTACK ON NOBLEJANOBII! (1/6)
SHRUIKAN uses Power Trip! And then geez, I guess he just forgot!

TURN 2
NOBLEJANOBII uses Camouflage! But she really can’t even fake this one!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Astonish! But she’s shocked to discover she can’t use it!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Bullet Punch! But they’re both looking at each other like a Deerlings in the headlights!
SHRUIKAN uses Tearful Look! But he just looks like a phony when faking it!

TURN 3
NOBLEJANOBII uses Smog! But it’s just making her head hurt!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Flail! IT HAS NO EFFECT ON SHRUIKAN…
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 (66%) CHECK: 33/100 – BUT THEN SHE REALIZES WHOA, THAT’S A DUMB IDEA AND PULLS THE PLUG ON THAT!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Volt Tackle! Actually, nah, no one sees that happening!
SHRUIKAN uses Burn Up! But his brain just goes “doink” when he tries to think about it!

TURN 4
NOBLEJANOBII uses V-create! What a wild imagination on that gal!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sing! But she’s still figuring out how to go about doing that!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Shock Wave! Shruikan hasn’t got a ghost of a clue but MEW DIVES IN FOR A SHOCKING SLAM-STRIKE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (2/6)
SHRUIKAN uses Screech! But he’s still sifting through the Google search results!

TURN 5
NOBLEJANOBII uses V-create! Ah ha, yeah, no can do, gal.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Scald! But she’s wondering how exactly that goes again!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Sheer Cold! Actually no, they sleep on that one instead.
SHRUIKAN uses Mystical Fire! But his mind just draws a blank in a really cute and funny way!

TURN 6
NOBLEJANOBII uses Rain Dance! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 (66%) CHECK: 18/100 – BUT THEN POOF, SUDDENLY SHE REALIZES HOW BAD OF AN IDEA THAT IS AND PULLS BACK!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Grassy Terrain! Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice! But it’s a no!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Fusion Flare! But that’s kind of a laughing gag among the both of them.
SHRUIKAN uses Pika Papow! Ha ha, yeah, imaging him using that.

TURN 7
NOBLEJANOBII uses Dragon Claw! Oh, wouldn’t that be something!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Glitzy Glow! And then reality checked in for a visit!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Powder! And everyone thinks they’ve gone senile.
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Smash! And that’s just a big goof up that goes on his record!

TURN 8
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mist Ball! And then she comes out with a big helping of no.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hex! And what a could of, should of, would of that turned out to be!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Smog! But we’re all just laughing here instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Refresh! And we’ve got a big no here in aisle 5!

TURN 9
NOBLEJANOBII uses Clangorous Soul! But even she doesn’t see that happening!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Meteor Assault! But nah, she only wishes she could!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Prismatic Laser! But then he realizes something is missing!
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon Rage! And you’d think he’d learn by now!

TURN 10
NOBLEJANOBII uses Forest's Curse! But she didn’t even realize that’s a thing until now!
NOBLEJANOBII uses Punishment! But she wakes up from a very curious dream!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Sing! Whoops, check that again, people!
SHRUIKAN uses Defense Curl! But he even forgot how to do that!

TURN 11
NOBLEJANOBII uses Draco Meteor! But really, we’d know she was cheating then!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Smelling Salts! And a big no sends a greeting to them both!

TURN 12
NOBLEJANOBII uses Sizzly Slide! But oh no! She hasn’t got a clue!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Attract! BOTH SHRUIKAN AND MEW SWOOP IN FOR A CRAZY DOUBLE-STRIKE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (4/6)

TURN 13
NOBLEJANOBII uses Hold Hands! But her brain just does a funky flip on that.
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Let's Snuggle Forever! Nah, they hate that idea, actually!

TURN 14
NOBLEJANOBII uses Avalanche! But that totally didn’t happen here, folks!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Stomping Tantrum! Shruikan doesn’t have a clue but MEW SWOOPS IN FOR A CRAZY IMPRESSIVE STRIKE ON NOBLEJANOBII! (5/6)

TURN 15
NOBLEJANOBII uses Jungle Healing! And she slips just a bit more into complete craziness!
SHRUIKAN and his buddy Mew use Max Strike! BOTH SHRUIKAN AND MEW SWOOP IN FOR A FINAL KNOCK-OUT BLOW ON NOBLEJANOBII! (7/6)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (96/100) – NOT THIS TIME, BUDDY!

TOTAL CARNAGE! Nice hot job, you get 1 EXP and your choice of…!

• Devolve and egg Noble! (Free!)
• Vandalize Noble! (For 1 Coin!)

Be nefarious!

[Shruikan]

Hmm, yeah I think I'm gonna spend the coin to Vandalize as well as devolve Noble.

[Trickster Zorua]

Hmm, yeah I think I'm gonna spend the coin to Vandalize as well as devolve Noble.

I LOVE IT WHEN THEY SAY THAT!

Thanks for the opportunity, enjoy the results!

[Trickster Zorua]

I got kinda lazy yesterday and forgot to hand out Coins, so here they are! A day late! But better late than never, ah ha!

And this is what my second season looks like!

SEASON 23

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS NECROZMA
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BRAXIEN
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER BATTLE (AS PICHU): DUELING SCYTHERWOLF SEASON 23
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 NOBLEJANOBII: AS CROWNED SWORD ZACIAN
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 2 *ACTIVE!*) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS SWINUB
SUPERPOWERS:

• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER BATTLE: DUELING CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 23
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 C0L0R3D: AS VANILLISH
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] - Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS GASTRODON
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 2] – Add four more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 0) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS GALARIAN MR. MIME
SUPERPOWERS:

• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 3] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 3!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] - Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 SHRUIKAN: AS DRAGAPULT
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD SECOND WIND
BATTLE STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Trickster Zorua]

Time to make a hot mess outta someone!

MASTER RNG, probably getting arrested again, pulls in…

CHAKRAMASTER as Pichu and SCYTHERWOLF as Magby to the arena!
@Chakramaster @Scytherwolf

CHAKRAMASTER (HP: 4)
SUPERPOWERS:

• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] – Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
• DECK ENTHUSIAST [LEVEL 1] – The drop rate of the Deck of Many Zings is increased by 25% for you!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 or 2 Coin value)!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER BATTLE (AS PICHU): DUELING SCYTHERWOLF SEASON 23

VS

SCYTHERWOLF (HP: 4)

• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: BABYMAKER BATTLE: DUELING CHAKRAMASTER SEASON 23

The ROGUISH COIN OF PILFERING says SCYTHERWOLF busts in first!

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TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fake Out! But she was wondering about that one, too!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnitude! And then that amnesia suddenly kicks in!
CHAKRAMASTER busts in swingin’ with Coil! But he’s without a clue on that one!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF uses Karate Chop! IT RESULTS IN A KICKASS BLOW TO CHAKRAMASTER! (1/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Zap Cannon! Except that ends up being a total bluff!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Struggle Bug! But he forgot everything about it!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Baton Pass! But there’s only just a lot of wishful thinking there!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sonic Boom! But nah, she’s just trying to fool you!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Whirlpool! But he can’t even fake it!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF uses Leech Seed! Nope, ain’t happening!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Blaze Kick! But she really wishes she did!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Icy Wind! Ha ha, yeah, wouldn’t that be funny!?

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF uses V-create! Ha ha, yeah, in your dreams, maybe!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magnitude! Yeah, last time I checked, that was a big no.
CHAKRAMASTER uses No Retreat! Actually, he was just kidding!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF uses Revenge! But she doesn’t even know the meaning of that!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sunny Day! IT ENDS UP WITH A SIZZLING STRIKE ON CHAKRAMASTER! (2/4)
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Resonance! He actually used Confusion on himself instead!

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Cage! And then reality called up and said no.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Rototiller! And then she looks it up in the dictionary!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Floral Healing! It’s a cute idea, but nah, not today!

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF uses Tailwind! But that’s just messin’ around!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Low Sweep! And then her brain reminded her she has no clue about that.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Light Screen! IT RESULTS IN A WICKED BLOW AGAINST SCYTHERWOLF! (1/4)

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Land's Wrath! Turns out she only had a dream about it!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Electric Terrain! Better try that one again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Iron Tail! [b][color=red]IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 CHECK (66%) – 4/100 BUT HE REALIZES THAT’S A BIG DUMB IDEA AND QUITS EARLY!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF uses Night Shade! Ha ha, yeah, that’s very funny!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Iron Defense. He can’t even remember the last time he did that!

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF uses Psycho Cut! She was wondering about that the other day!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Shadow Sneak! Except he’s bright yellow, how’s that supposed to even work?

[u]TURN 12[/url]
SCYTHERWOLF uses Constrict! Well, what’s not going to happen!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dive! But there’s just wishful thinking there.

TURN 13
SCYTHERWOLF uses Prismatic Laser! But she’s not supposed to pretend like it’s a magic spell!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Triple Axel! Well, there’s a big nothing on that one!

TURN 14
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mimic! Yeah, like heck she knows that one!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Struggle Bug! But that didn’t work the last time he tried it either!

TURN 15
SCYTHERWOLF uses Frost Breath! Ha ha, yeah, that’s very funny!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Cotton Spore! Well, that just went splat!

TURN 16
SCYTHERWOLF uses X-Scissor! But she’s got no clue about any of that!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mystical Fire! But it involves a big game of make-believe!

TURN 17
SCYTHERWOLF uses Extreme Speed! Yeah, right. I don’t think so.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Odor Sleuth! But then a big nothing happened instead!

TURN 18
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sizzly Slide! But she sure wishes she did!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Ally Switch! Big dreamin’ there!

TURN 19
SCYTHERWOLF uses Storm Throw! She sure would have liked to!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Roost! Nuh uh, not today!

TURN 20
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hyperspace Fury! Yeah, that’s another big one she doesn’t know!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Malicious Moonsault! But he can’t even imagine it!

TURN 21
SCYTHERWOLF uses Fly! Yeah, maybe in a dream once!
CHAKRAMASTER uses G-Max Drum Solo! But actually he has no idea what that entails!

TURN 22
SCYTHERWOLF uses Clangorous Soulblaze! Yeah, maybe in another lifetime!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Ascent! Yeah, he’s still wondering about that one.

TURN 23
SCYTHERWOLF uses Decorate! But her brain just goes “pffftttttt!”
CHAKRAMASTER uses Thousand Waves! But guess what?

TURN 24
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bolt Beak! Boy, wouldn’t that look funny if she could?
CHAKRAMASTER uses Rock Throw! And where did he get that idea!?

TURN 25
SCYTHERWOLF uses Skitter Smack! Sorry, not sorry on that!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Feint! But he just looks clueless on that again!

TURN 26
SCYTHERWOLF uses Spirit Break! Sorry, try again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scratch! Yeah, maybe on a lottery ticket!

TURN 27
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bouncy Bubble! But she only imagined the whole thing!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Wild Charge! IT’S A BRUTAL PUMMELING ON SCYTHERWOLF! (2/4)

TURN 28
SCYTHERWOLF uses Scald! Big dreams again!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Double Kick! But he just goes and goofs it up again!

TURN 29
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Cuddle! But yeah, she doesn’t look like some oversized Eevee.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Claw! And he’s playing pretend again.

TURN 30
SCYTHERWOLF uses Hail! But no, no, no!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Max Steelspike! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 2 (66%) CHECK: 11/100 – BUT THEN HE REALIZES THAT’S A BIG DUMB IDEA!

SCYTHERWOLF: 2/4 – 2 HP Remaining
CHAKRAMASTER: 2/4 – 2 HP Remaining

OVERTIME!

TURN 31
SCYTHERWOLF uses Decorate! Yeah, she DID try that again already!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Flatter! Yeah, better think that one over again, pal!

TURN 31
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thousand Waves! But she sure wishes she could!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Mach Punch! More wishful thinking!

TURN 32
SCYTHERWOLF uses Corkscrew Crash! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING HER TO GO TOTALLY SPLAT IN OVERTIME!

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (39/100) – THE DECK HAS APPEARED!!!

DANG, took you long enough! Take your 1 EXP and one of these!

• Devolve and totally egg Scytherwolf! (free)
• Vandalize Scytherwolf for 1 Coin!
• Devolve yourself for Evolution Crystals!
• Burn up an Evolution Crystal to become Delphox!
• Use your Cheaty Wheelie or Someone Else’s Wheelie to Wheel yourself or Scytherwolf!
• Or leave Scytherwolf as Magby with a Daycare theme!

Let’s see what the deck gives you, eh?

#22 The Dunce!
THE DUNCE! - Everyone gets 2 EXP except for one random person. They get googly eyes on their set instead!

Doesn’t matter who draws from that! But I’d love to see who ends up being THE DUNCE, ha!