ULTIMATE Battle Arena for Devolution Battle Royale 2!

[Chakramaster]

Sorry Noble, but it's gotta be the wheel this time.

I'll also pass the Deck to her.

I'll also be Priming Brass Balls, Cheaty Cookie, and Halo (Mew) again.

I'll also pick up a Wheelie from the Item Dump

[AgloMe Oen]

Sorry Noble, but it's gotta be the wheel this time.

I'll also pass the Deck to her.

I'll also be Priming Brass Balls, Cheaty Cookie, and Halo (Mew) again.

I'll also pick up a Wheelie from the Item Dump

What fun times!



CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1 of Pokémon
Pokémon #1: (Stage 3 of 3) Slaking
Pokémon #2: (Stage 2 of 2) Cinccino
Pokémon #3: (Stage 2 of 3) Braxien
Pokémon #4: (Stage 1 of 3) Pichu
Pokémon #5: (Stage 1 of 2) Swirlix
Pokémon #6: (Stage 1 of 1) Jirachi

Wheel #2 of Themes:
Theme #1: CANDY!!!!
Theme #2: Lost in space
Theme #3: Buddies with Ryan Reynold
Theme #4: Pikachu. Pikachu everywhere
Theme #5: Winter means fun in the SNOW

Wheel #3 of Usertitles:
Usertitle #1: I like eggs
Usertitle #2: I'm winning!!!!1!1!!
Usertitle #3: Good times on PXR
Usertitle #4: This isn't even my final form!
Usertitle #5: Pikachu fan!

Awww, you made her 500% more adorable! But of course!

IT’S HAPPY PACIFICATION TIME!!

First - The Lineup!

#1 Magearna (1)
#2 Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
#3 Mimikyu (2) MIGHTY SHIELD
#4 Klefki (1)
#5 Impidimp > Morgrem > Grimmsnarl (3)

And… #1 was rolled! Bye-bye, Magearna!

Second - The Superpower!

1. COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
2. RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
3. SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
4. FRENZY [LEVEL 2] - During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
5. YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!
6. MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!

And… #2 was rolled! That means Rage Mode has to say goodbye!

And lastly…

Third - The Wallet!

You had 2 Coins and 4 EXP, and now you’ve got 1 Coin and 2 EXP!

And about that Deck, yeah!

CHAKRAMASTER politely gives NOBLEJANOBII the Deck and the result is…

#13 Exchange Fates!
EXCHANGE FATES! - You lose a Backup Lineup at random, but you get a random Level 1 Superpower instead!

Let’s see, you lose…

#1 Igglybuff > Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff (3)
#2 Mimikyu (2) MIGHTY SHIELD
#3 Klefki (1)
#4 Impidimp > Morgrem > Grimmsnarl (3)

And rolled #3! Buh-Bye Klefki, but out of the Level 1 Superpowers you DON’T have yet, you get…

#1 Wheel Master
#2 Epic Evolution
#3 Deck Enthusiast

It rolled #1! Wheel Master! Enjoy that! ♥

I’ll address the other item stuff in the next post, because this one is already getting really long!

[Noblejanobii]

Wow you are really intent on having this game end as quickly as possible -_-;

Sigh well there went hours of careful planning and I don’t even get to enjoy my unicorn skin that long because I couldn’t afford a Second Wind. Oh well, perhaps I can salvage this later. And possibly get that signature avatar banner sent to me since I really liked it and the Mega Mawile one but didn’t think to save them before they were gone.

Gonna prime my dueling glove to set Neo Emolga as Mew against Shruikan as Dreepy

[AgloMe Oen]

And the other good stuff, of course! ♥

I'll also be Priming Brass Balls, Cheaty Cookie, and Halo (Mew) again.

I'll also pick up a Wheelie from the Item Dump

Sure, sure! That lonely Wheelie thanks you for taking it along! ~♥

MacGyver Level 3 Use Checks (75%):

Brass Balls: 4/100 – It returns for more!
Cheaty Cookie: 32/100 - It loves you and wants to stay!
Mysterious Halo: 19/100 - Not saying goodbye, yet!

[AgloMe Oen]

Wow you are really intent on having this game end as quickly as possible -_-;

Sigh well there went hours of careful planning and I don’t even get to enjoy my unicorn skin because I could afford a Second Wind. Oh well, perhaps I can salvage this later.

Ha ha, well, not to break the 4th wall or anything, but... a little Taillow told me a certain Emolga is kinda feeling burned out after hosting this since July 2021 and there's a few other things he'd like to get done, so it kind of prompted a Super Duper Showdown mode where everyone's gotta hold onto their butts and battle tough as the stakes get higher and higher!

Otherwise that Taillow told me he's convinced we might be playing this well into 2023! And said Emolga might go clinically insane well before that happens. Yeah, I tried to offer him strawberries and whipped cream, but it sounds like what he really needs is just some rest and relaxation, yeah! ♥

[AgloMe Oen]

Gonna prime my dueling glove to set Neo Emolga as Mew against Shruikan as Dreepy

Ooh, I've love to see that, but Shruikan is already dueling Scytherwolf next battle! You can save that for Season 29, though! Or have someone else battle! Whatever you choose! ~♥

Also, I got you covered!





Right click and SAVE! Don't worry, they're totally not those nasty NFT things that are ruining the internet!

[AgloMe Oen]

HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE!

Enjoy! Enjoy!

[AgloMe Oen]

Meet and greet! :)

MASTER RNG, giving candy to all the children, pulls in…

SCYTHERWOLF as Scorupi and SHRUIKAN as Dreepy to the super happy fun zone of clean family friendly entertainment!
@Scytherwolf @Shruikan

SCYTHERWOLF (HP: 4)
SUPERPOWERS:

• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!

ACTIVE BUFFS: DUELING: SHRUIKAN SEASON 28

VS.

SHRUIKAN (HP: 6)
SUPERPOWERS:

• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
• EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] – Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (2 Coin value)!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 2] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MIGHTY SHIELD DUELING: SCYTHERWOLF SEASON 28 CHEATY COOKIE, BRASS BALLS PRIMED

The CREATIVE COIN OF JUMP ROPES says SHRUIKAN gets to play first!

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TURN 1
SHRUIKAN starts the fun with Noble Roar! But he decides to sing a silly song instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Flare Blitz! Instead he does a cute little dance!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Overdrive! She asks if she can get her Klondike bar now!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Parting Shot! She nibbles cutely on some strawberries instead!

TURN 2
SHRUIKAN uses Frost Breath! He sucks on a peppermint stick instead!
SHRUIKAN uses Bug Buzz! But he instead dreams he’s a lovely butterfly!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Scald! She makes some fresh sweet tea for everyone!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Lovely Kiss! Aww, if only that actually worked!

TURN 3
SHRUIKAN uses Retaliate! But he decides to think peaceful and happy thoughts!
SHRUIKAN uses Thunderbolt! He lights up some sparklers and puts on a show!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Power Whip! She goes hopping around on her jump rope!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Crafty Shield! But she decides to paint a lovely picture instead.

TURN 4
SHRUIKAN uses Torment! He plays some cheerful and happy music on his little piano!
SHRUIKAN uses Feather Dance! He dresses up like a cute little bird and goes hopping about!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bug Buzz! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING SCYTHERWOLF TO BONK HER OWN HEAD! (1/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunderbolt! Instead she decides to go hopping about in puddles!

TURN 5
SHRUIKAN uses Dragon Dance! He does a nice little groove to the Puff the Magic Dragon song!
SHRUIKAN uses Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom! He doesn’t know what that means, so he bakes a fresh apple pie instead!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Infestation! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING SCYTHERWOLF TO BONK HER OWN HEAD! (2/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flame Charge! Instead she munches on a brownie!

Aww Shruikan, you’re doing such a good job out there making yourself look adorable! Keep it up!
SHRUIKAN HAS GAINED ONE POINT OF OVERWHELMING CUTENESS! (1/3)

TURN 6
SHRUIKAN uses Superpower! He pretends he’s a superhero and runs around with a cape on!
SHRUIKAN uses Iron Head! He bonks a bunch of things with his plastic squeaky mallet!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Behemoth Blade! She pretends to be a knight in shining armor!
SCYTHERWOLF uses G-Max Volcalith! She bounces a ball and plays some hopscotch!

TURN 7
SHRUIKAN uses Breakneck Blitz! He nibbles cutely on a slice of watermelon!
SHRUIKAN uses Leer! He decides to doodle in his coloring book!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Miracle Eye! She pretends to be a wizard and casts a magic spell!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Close Combat! She decides to pick some lovely daisies instead!

TURN 8
SHRUIKAN uses Shadow Sneak! He covers himself with a bedsheet and pretends to be a spooky ghost!
SHRUIKAN uses Dark Void! He makes some sweet hot chocolate for everyone!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Growth! She eats her vegetables to grow big and strong!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Thunder Shock! She runs around with some sparklers!

TURN 9
SHRUIKAN uses Volt Switch! He turns on some colorful lights!
SHRUIKAN uses Attack Order! But he decides to play some charades instead!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Toxic! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, CAUSING SCYTHERWOLF TO BONK HER OWN HEAD! (3/4)
SCYTHERWOLF uses Heavy Slam! She plays the drums for a while!

TURN 10
SHRUIKAN uses Heal Order! He sips on a tasty milkshake!
SHRUIKAN uses Fury Swipes! He picks some raspberries to make a pie!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Magic Room! She pulls a Buneary out of her top hat!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Instruct! She draws a rainbow with some crayons!

Ooooh, so cute, Shruikan!
SHRUIKAN HAS GAINED ONE POINT OF OVERWHELMING CUTENESS! (2/3)

TURN 11
SHRUIKAN uses Blaze Kick! He puts some frosting and sprinkles on his cupcakes!
SHRUIKAN uses Skitter Smack! He plays some tiddly winks!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Flame Charge! She runs around in circles!

TURN 12
SHRUIKAN uses Parting Shot! He shoots some silly string everywhere!
SHRUIKAN uses Mind Reader! He pretends to zap things with a magic wand!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Grass Whistle! She sings a little jolly tune instead!

TURN 13
SHRUIKAN uses Bulk Up! He inflates an inner tube to go swimming!
SHRUIKAN uses Dual Wingbeat! He pretends to flap around like a chicken!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Mystical Fire! She pretends to be a cute fire-breathing dragon!

TURN 14
SHRUIKAN uses Acid Armor! He dunks his chocolate chip cookies into milk!
SHRUIKAN uses Revelation Dance! He prances around and pretends to be at the disco!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Steel Roller! She plays a happy game of pinball!

TURN 15
SHRUIKAN uses Revenge! He decides to bake chocolate chip cookies for everyone!
SHRUIKAN uses Mist! He sprays some water around to reveal a rainbow!

Oh Shruikan! You know what this means, right?
SHRUIKAN HAS BECOME ABSOLUTELY OVERSTUFFED WITH OVERWHELMING CUTENESS! (3/3)

WOW! Sparkly!

Well now, that means you BOTH get turned into eggs!

But of course, this too! First you, Shruikan, you’re the star of the show!

IT’S HAPPY PACIFICATION TIME!!

First - The Lineup!

#1 Mew (1)
#2 Mew (1)
#3 Mew (1)
#4 Mew (1)

And… #1 was rolled! I knew it was going to be Mew!

Second - The Superpower!

1. COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 1] – Add three more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
2. SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 2] - Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 66% chance of stopping yourself!
3. EPIC EVOLUTION [LEVEL 1] - Add 3 additional Evolution Crystals to your wallet! Also, if you choose to Evolve yourself as a Victory Decision, you can jump multiple stages at once, such as going from Pichu straight to Raichu (still uses up 2 Evolution Crystals) or go from Charmander straight to Mega Charizard X (would use up 3 Evolution Crystals)!
4. MACGYVER [LEVEL 2] Your Inventory Space increases from 3 slots to 4 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 50% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (2 Coin value)!
5. FRENZY [LEVEL 2] - During battles, you attack twice for the first 20 turns!
6. YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

And… #1 was rolled! And that means no more Compensator, which means you need to refund those remaining backup lineups!

…But… that also means you lose the only three remaining backup lineup you have! Sorry, but that’s game over! Yikes!

Third - The Wallet!

Well, you had 3 Coins and 5 EXP, and you lose 1 Coin and 2 EXP, but since you’ve got no lineups left, it doesn’t quite matter at this point. Oof!

Thank you for playing! ~♥

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And that leaves Scytherwolf now!

IT’S HAPPY PACIFICATION TIME!!

First - The Lineup!

#1 Snom > Frosmoth (2)
#2 Larvesta > Volcarona (2)
#3 Wimpod > Golisopod (2)
#4 Grubbin > Charjabug > Vikavolt (3) MIGHTY SHIELD

#3 was rolled! So long, Wimpod!

Second - The Superpower!

1. FRENZY [LEVEL 1] - During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
2. YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 1] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 1!
3. COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] - Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!

#2 was rolled. That means your Yes, I Lift, Bro is gone!

And lastly!

Third - The Wallet!

You had 30 Coins and 6 EXP, which leaves you with 15 Coins and 3 EXP after this!

[AgloMe Oen]

Aloha!

MASTER RNG, watering his flower gardens, pulls in…

COLOR3D as Noibat and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Galarian Mr. Mime to the super happy fun zone of clean family friendly entertainment!
@C0L0R3D @Voltaire Magneton

COLOR3D (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 2] – In addition to always having the Wheel option, you can choose to Wheel yourself as well as your opponent as your Victory Decision!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] - Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• FRENZY [LEVEL 1] – During battles, you attack twice for the first 10 turns!
• SMART COOKIE [LEVEL 1] Every time you make an attack that would generate a self-damaging result (not very effective/no effect), you have a 33% chance of stopping yourself!
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

ACTIVE BUFFS: <None>

VS.

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON (HP: 5)
SUPERPOWERS:

• WHEEL MASTER [LEVEL 1] – ALWAYS have the Wheel option after winning and Wheel people, including yourself, as much as you like! No Wheelie items needed for you!
• COMPENSATOR [LEVEL 3] – Add five more stages of Pokémon to your Lineups!
• MACGYVER [LEVEL 1] – Your Inventory Space increases from 2 slots to 3 slots and whenever you use an Item, there’s a 25% chance it won’t be used up! Every Season, you will receive a random Item (1 Coin value)!
• RAGE MODE [LEVEL 1] (CURRENT STREAK: 1) - After a losing streak of 2, you get +2 HP for all future battles and you attack twice for the first 5 turns. When you win, the buffs are removed until you hit a loss streak of 2 or more again.
• YES, I LIFT, BRO [LEVEL 2] - Your Max HP for each battle is increased by 2!

ACTIVE BUFFS: MYSTERIOUS HALO (MEW) PRIMED

The WHIMSICAL COIN OF MUSICAL SONGS AND DANCES says COLOR3D gets to play first!

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TURN 1
COLOR3D starts the fun with Precipice Blades! But she decides to do some painting instead!
COLOR3D uses Glaciate! And she thinks a snow-cone is a great idea!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Spiky Shield! But they decide grabbing a cup of hot cocoa sounds like a better idea!

TURN 2
COLOR3D uses Spirit Shackle! But she decides to make some paper cranes instead!
COLOR3D uses Wild Charge! [b][color=red]IT ZAPS VOLTAIRE MAGNETON AND MAKES HIM DIZZY! (1/5)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Steamroller! But they decide to go watch a fun comedy movie together!

TURN 3
COLOR3D uses Clamp! But she decides to have a laugh watching funny meme videos!
COLOR3D uses Shadow Bone! She decides to nibble on a cookie instead!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Torment! BOTH VOLTAIRE MAGNETON AND MEW BONK COLOR3D ON THE HEAD, MAKING HER SEE CIRCILING BIRDIES AROUND HER HEAD! (2/5)

TURN 4
COLOR3D uses Sweet Scent! She bakes some delicious oven-fresh chocolate chip cookies!
COLOR3D uses Max Steelspike! IT DEALS A SUPER-EFFECTIVE KA-POW TO VOLTAIRE MAGNETON! (4/5)
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Water Shuriken! Instead they decide to sign a duet together!

TURN 5
COLOR3D uses Double Hit! But she decides to plant some flowers instead!
COLOR3D uses Nightmare! Instead she draws a picture of a meadow with a box of crayons!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Oceanic Operetta! They decide to go down a water slide together! Wheeee!

TURN 6
COLOR3D uses Flame Charge! She dances with some lovely sparklers!
COLOR3D uses Terrain Pulse! But she decides to eat a delicious brownie instead.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Fusion Flare! But they decide to go out for a pizza instead!

TURN 7
COLOR3D uses Flip Turn! She decides to do some crazy dances!
COLOR3D uses Glare! She makes some silly faces in a fun house mirror!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Terrain Pulse! VOLTAIRE MAGNETON plays the fiddle while MEW BONKS COLOR3D AND MAKES HER SEE DIZZY STARS! (3/5)

TURN 8
COLOR3D uses Seed Flare! She sips on a delicious milkshake!
COLOR3D uses G-Max Tartness! She decides to bake a fresh apple pie for everyone!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Electrify! They decide to do some fun disco dances!

TURN 9
COLOR3D uses Horn Leech! But she decides she’d rather do a musical number!
COLOR3D uses Swords Dance! But instead she skips and gallops around!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Dragon Hammer! But they decide to go for some tacos instead!

TURN 10
COLOR3D uses Psybeam! But she’s just playing pretend again!
COLOR3D uses Rest! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…
SMART COOKIE LEVEL 1 (33%) CHECK: 9/100 – BUT SHE REALIZES THIS WOULD BE REALLY GOOFY AND DECIDES TO LICK A LOLLIPOP INSTEAD!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Veevee Volley! They decide to play with water guns instead!

TURN 11
COLOR3D uses Toxic Thread! But she decides to dance on the beach instead!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Catastropika! But they decide they’d rather play some Candyland.

TURN 12
COLOR3D uses Max Geyser! She plays around with the garden hose!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON and his best friend Mew use Curse! BOTH VOLTAIRE MAGNETON AND MEW SWOOP IN AND MEGA-BONK COLOR3D, CAUSING HER TO GO DIZZY UNTIL SHE ZONKS OUT! (5/5)

DECK OF MANY ZINGS DROP (57/100) – SORRY, NOT TODAY! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

Well done, Voltaire! Enjoy your shiny new 1 EXP and choose from one of these!

IT’S HAPPY PACIFICATION TIME!!

• Devolve and egg COLOR3D!
• Devolve yourself for shiny new Evolution Crystals!
• Use an Evolution Crystal to become Mr. Rime!
• Or treat COLOR3D to a fun ride in your Wheel!

Enjoy! ~♥

[Voltaire Magneton]

Let's devolve and egg Color3d!