The Last Poster Wins [v31]

[Neo Emolga]

Yeah, when it comes to Squawkers, I know what I did wrong last time and I'm quite sure I can do it right if I were to have another shot at it. Squawkers had a combat thing going on, too, but it never really got used (though I wouldn't try to bring that back either). Coming up with Squawker routes was tricky the first time because I was playing more off of randomness, but then things in the route wouldn't make too much sense. If I were to try it again, I would still have the Squawkers have their own themes, but at least the silliness would be more consistent.

Some things I might consider...

• You can use money to buy healthy food which fills your Chonk stat just a very tiny bit, but it prevents you from eating the super-fattening stuff that the Squawkers leave all over the place when you venture out for a Search. This, of course, would make money and shopping come back, but I think I could do it.
• I would, of course, bring in the new "Floof" stat. So each player would have Chonk, Kawaii, and Floof stats (replaces Health, Sanity, and Purity) where if you go past your limit on any of those, you go boom. (imaging being all cute, fat, and fluffy at once!) xD
• WAY more breaking the 4th wall kind of meta stuff. Come on, this is fun and you know it. xD

I know for sure I would have a tough time trying to top "Booplesnoot" as the name of the town that was used the first time. Storyline would be kinda of similar, though. The Squawkers would be trying to have realty TV make a comeback by televising all the insane stuff they do, along with bringing back eye-rolling trends that should have never been started (wearing your pants backwards, powdered wigs, and dubstep). It's up to you to save the world!

But yeah, I'd like another swing at it if I can get another players to be on board. :3