The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[brandon_g]

I will be the last poster!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*That's unlikely.*

Tazz: I agree with the Narrator, that's unlikely.

Ominous: Not probable.

Rebecca: I'd be inclined to say you're fighting an uphill battle.

*It's not to say you shouldn't keep trying, though! Ignore those jerks!*

All three: Hey!

*Welcome to the madness that is Last Poster Wins 9! It took over 1000 pages to finish the last one, and it's probably going to take that long to finish this one.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Welcome, Brandon_G! Feel free to join the Roleplay! You can contact Tazz for more info, if you're interested. He knows more than I do.

((I don't know if I didn't point this out or not, but End Knights are a species, not a unit. They have various different units.))

*Right. The END KNIGHTs generally have the same units as you do, just with very minor differences in stats due to species differentiation. They do, however, have a unit that you don't: END TITANS. These monsters are very slow, but the Mightiest Glaciers you'll see on your side. They can take as many hits as necessary and dish out the pain, but it will take them quite a while to cross to the other side of the room.*

Yep. So, uh... Storm, you're a military tactician, right? What do you think we should do? And Velvetine, what do you think?

[Bulbasaur]

Yeah, no spam pl0x.

Bulbasaur: I'm feeling kinda weird... What's wrong with me?

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: You seem to be a sentient plant.

I don't think that's what he's talking about.

[Ganyu]

*is covered in a black haze*

[Sir Sivelos]

Darn, we're getting sidetracked again... Anybody, any thoughts on units based on the information we just got?

[Ganyu]

*casts Nightmare Cage onto Sivelos in frustration*

[Sir Sivelos]

*FRIENDLY FIRE activates! The spell fails.*

What the heck, Ecrivain?

[Ganyu]

Indeed, what the heck, Sir Sivelos?

Okay then. Does anybody else have darkness-based attacks?