The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

Good man. *SIVELOS attacks as well.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Too much Skittles in her head, that one. *PHYTO HYDRA attacks with INSULIN ACID*

*It evaporates before it even gets close! When you have THAT level of SACCHARINE POWERS, typical weaknesses are nothing!*

*SIVELOS attacks with a level 9999 SACRED SWORD!*

*GALLIGATH attacks with a level 9999 FIRE BLAST!*

*END KING attacks with a level 9999 CHRONOSTORM!*

*MR. ICE attacks with a level 9999 COLD FRONT! It's basically an ice-typed variant of Heat Wave.*

*The AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM, in resposne to CHRONOSTORM and it's interesting effects, separates into the conpoment TRICKSTER ARCHERS who constituted it previously! As their DPS and stats seperate, added up, is lower than when combined, this has helped you immensely.*

*PHYTO HYDRA charges up a FIVE-HEADED PHYTO-BEAM*

*guards PHYTO HYDRA with Spectral Wall*

*You guard the PHOTO-HYDRA!*

*LC provides buffs for you. Lovely, lovely buffs. Also, he installs a AEGIS, level 9999, on you! The AEGIS basically serves as a long lasting substitute. You will not take damage until it breaks. All of your AEGISes are at 100%.*

*AGEISes are at 100% for the WHOLE ARMY! That was useful.*

Merci, Light of the Chaos!

*casts Hex Rune: Cloud Miasma; Black poisonous fog streams towards the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM, inflicting a poison debuff.*

*casts Hex Rune: Smoke Shroud; completely opaque smoke envelops the AVATAR, applying a small accuracy debuff.*

*THE TRICKSTER ARCHERS are immune to poison! Too SACCHARINE for status effects! Or stat debuffs, for that matter. Just hit them hard!*

Light Chaos: Focus on taking down the Avatar of Tricksterdom!

Galligath: You're too cheery for me. *GALLIGATH uses UNIQUETECH: FORGE OF THE CONDEMNED! A ghostly fireball forms around the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM, before exploding into a huge ball of fire that completely submerges the AVATAR in demonic fires from the UNDERWORLD. The maelstrom of fire dissipates, leaving the AVATAR burned and scarred. The AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM's luck, evasion, and accuracy are now forced into the most minimum values possible. Any attempts to undo this will result in a penalty (a small amount of damage equal to 1/16 of the AVATAR's HP), as well as worsening the debuff.*

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 SACRED SWORD!*

*The END KING and MR. ICE continue to attack as well.*

*The TRICKSTER ARCHERS who get hit with the UNIQUETECH die, which kind of screws over the debuff. You start rolling in TRICKSTER SLAUGHTER.*

*the destroyer uses firestorm against Psychopath!

*PSYCHOPATH/PSYCHOTRICKSTER WONKA has been slain! You instead aggro a load of TRICKSTER ARCHERS.*

*YOU HAVE CLASSED UP, and not just once, but a whooping SIX TIMES! The other five are going to be assumed to help your inherent stats as a STONE WALL ARCHTYPE, but do you want to try to make your next class yourself or should I just throw some dice and get a random one that suits you?*

*PHYTO-HYDRA unleashes its charged FIVE-HEADED PHYTO-BEAM on the AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM!*

*casts Hex Rune: Will Drain; applies an anti-crit debuff for ten minutes on AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM*

*casts Hex Rune: Sum of All Evils! Additional damage is dealt for each debuff on AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM!*

((Brandon, PSYCHOPATH WONKA has been taken out.))

*The PHYTO BEAM crashes into the TRICKSTER ARCHERS for huge damage! Your battered forces are finally fighting back!*

*You debuff two random TRICKSTER ARCHERS, who then die shortly thereafter due to fire from your own forces.*

OH! then who do I attack then?

The AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM!!

Thats who I'm attacking?

Yes, you should focus all damage on her.

got it! Thanks!

*the destroyer attacks AVATAR OF TRICKSTERDOM will firestorm!

*The above dialouge happens, and the TRICKSTER ARCHERS get even more aggro'd!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*GALLIGATH uses level 9999 HEAT WAVE! Flapping his wings, a superheated wind sweeps over all of the TRICKSTER ARCHERS.*

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 THUNDERBOLT! You know what this does.*

*The END KING uses level 9999 HYPERSPACE FURY! Many holes open up around the TRICKSTER ARCHERS, which proceed to unleash a world of pain, courtesy of the END KING's CREDITSWORD.*

*MR. ICE uses the heat generated by GALLIGATH'S HEAT WAVE, which he uses to fuel his INFERNO CANNON, level 9999! A powerful ball of flame charges up, which is unleashed onto the TRICKSTER ARCHERS, like it was a cannon! It explodes, wiping out a few other TRICKSTER ARCHERS nearby.*

[Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur: I wonder if I could transform into a Microwave class Bulbasaur... HINT HINT

[Sir Sivelos]

HINT HINT, you can. *The attacking persists.*

[Ganyu]

*PHYTO HYDRA uses FRENZY PLANT!*

*casts Shadow Blitzkrieg; a barrage of shadow energy particles bombard the ARCHERS*

[Bulbasaur]

HINT HINT, you can. *The attacking persists.*

Bulbasaur: Exactly, by thinking about it. Which I am.

[Ganyu]

*continues attacking*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS keeps attacking, rolling in more Trickster Slaughter.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*GALLIGATH uses level 9999 HEAT WAVE! Flapping his wings, a superheated wind sweeps over all of the TRICKSTER ARCHERS.*

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 THUNDERBOLT! You know what this does.*

*The END KING uses level 9999 HYPERSPACE FURY! Many holes open up around the TRICKSTER ARCHERS, which proceed to unleash a world of pain, courtesy of the END KING's CREDITSWORD.*

*MR. ICE uses the heat generated by GALLIGATH'S HEAT WAVE, which he uses to fuel his INFERNO CANNON, level 9999! A powerful ball of flame charges up, which is unleashed onto the TRICKSTER ARCHERS, like it was a cannon! It explodes, wiping out a few other TRICKSTER ARCHERS nearby.*

*WHAM! They're not so dangerous without all their friends!*

Bulbasaur: I wonder if I could transform into a Microwave class Bulbasaur... HINT HINT

*You don't need to say it, merely use the asteriks to denote an action and say you transform. But, nevertheless...*

*You undergo a phenomenal transformation. You first turn into a white cube of some sort, then gain a door and legs. No arms. Congradulations, you are now a MICROWAVE, and considering you only have legs, you have powerful abilities relating to both BEING A MICROWAVE and being something in the vain of being a MIMICUTIE. You know, those demonic chest monsters in Kid Icarus Uprising? The ones that kick? Yeah. Those things. You now have a plethora of new attacks. Go wild.*

HINT HINT, you can. *The attacking persists.*

*Yes, he can. You slay more TRICKSTER ARCHERS.*

*PHYTO HYDRA uses FRENZY PLANT!*

*casts Shadow Blitzkrieg; a barrage of shadow energy particles bombard the ARCHERS*

*More go down. It's suddenly all too easy.*

Bulbasaur: Exactly, by thinking about it. Which I am.

*You're already a Microwave! Now go thrash things!*

*The last two posts are also about thrashing the TRICKSTER ARCHERS. This continues appropriately. They barely scathe your AEGISes. Of course, this ability is really powerful, so until this RAID is over it cannot be used again.*