The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

...He did... What does that mean? **SIVELOS has a murderous glare in his eyes. It seems a bit familiar.**

I'm done playing around. **SIVELOS uses TECH: AFTERIMAGE, level 9999!!! Several copies of SIVELOS appear as he charges YOG-SOTHOTH at blinding speed, with each clone just as powerful as the normal SIVELOS. Each clone and SIVELOS use TEMPORAL MARATHON before initiating deudly combos.**

[Chakramaster]

So much happening I've been tossed in on. I think I'll play it safe and wait in the next room. Good luck!

*Walks out a door in the back*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Light Chaos respawned as usual. Nothing to worry about there. The attack lands for a FINISHING BLOW! OK, not really. He just kind of set up an arbitrary 'you win if you get me below here' HP value. But you hit that. Give him a minute, he's still kind of winded.**

[Sir Sivelos]

**All of the SIVELOS clones step back into SIVELOS.** So what, do we not get any reward for this?

[Bulbasaur]

I summon a Trap Hole!

[Sir Sivelos]

I think you have the wrong idea, Bulba. .3.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Killing the Narrator would automatically void your campaign. You know how Void Sessions are basically unable to be saved in SBURB? Think THAT, but worse. Basically you could do nothing, nothing whatsoever. You only get L00T if you kill things, and the Narrator doesn't respawn...Mercifully, this was a one-off encounter.**

*...Whooeee...I needed that! Especially if I'm going to ever get out of here...*

**...I'd inquiry about that if I were you. Best you figure out what's going on here...**

[Sir Sivelos]

What IS going on here.

…Seriously, that's a valid question. What the heck is going on?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Welcome to my little 'prison.' Though the dashingly handsome fellow you were fighting alongside his eldritch form is able to leave freely-his jailers unaware of this form at all-utlimately the whole of me cannot leave. It's like having free range over a pinky while the rest of you is in a coffin. Nevertheless, the Narration job will hopefully bail him out in time. As for the energy warping...THAT will remain on, the Narrator cannot and will not be removing it.*

Tazz: Oh, come on!

*HOWEVER, he does have a map of this Superdimension, complete with the locations of the Elder Souls. As the Ragnak will be unable to locate them on their own accord, owing to the distortion, this means that you can collect every Elder Soul here unimpeded.*

**You internally question the oddness of 'collecting' Elder Souls as if they were inanimate objects, and refer to it as 'rescuing' them instead from here-on.**

*He also hands you the schematic for a Cueball! Based on and named after the Omniscient Cueballs (like Dr. Scratch's head), these inventions tell you of anything and everything within a short radius and give it to you in a form of data you can understand. These can also be used to tell what the area was like in the past-including anyone or anything that passed through it! It only works surefire for the present and past events, though-future events will be predictions...The Materials are surprisingly cheap!*

Tazz: OK, now I'm liking my effort here!

[Sir Sivelos]

Ain't that nice. Where's the closest Elder Soul?