The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

Yes let's add her in too.

[Sir Sivelos]

Why not? Her willpower can do wonders.

[Wander]

Koro Sensei: *taps WANDER's helm* Hello! Long time no see, eh?

*WANDER proceeds to gasp loudly.*

ITS YELLOW OCTOPUS MAN!!!

Koro Sensei: Koro Sensei here, yep! Hello! *tips tiny cap*

dont you got students trying to kill you while you teach tho //squints

Koro Sensei: I got a great substitute, it's fine!

//squints harder

no way thats the truth nope not believin it--

Koro Sensei: *has suddenly finished polishing WANDER's helm and optic (whenever he started)*

OOH

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW--

[Sir Sivelos]

Ooooh, teacher! This'll be interesting, provided that he's one of the most infuriatingly difficult things to kill in this Superdimension.

*SIVELOS slides over to KORO SENSEI.* Nyeheheheh.

Apoph: What the actual heck am I looking at.

Light Chaos: I'm not sure...

[Wander]

*While that happened, KORO SENSEI managed to polish literally EVERYONE'S weapons and armor. In like, less than a minute! And also groomed SIVELOS' hair.*

hes the nicest yellow octopus man you'll ever meet ovo

Koro Sensei: *turns pink and blushes* Awww, you really think so? That's so nice!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Oooh, lovely. Shame it'll be roughed up again soon, but thanks!

Light Chaos: …Who… Who is this gentleman?

[Wander]

you didnt introduce yourself you dummy *elbows yellow octopus man*

Koro Sensei: *His face turns a slight red color* I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT! Jeez, you're so... you!

waaatt

Koro Sensei: I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WORD, ALRIGHT?! *face goes back to his normal yellow color* Anyway--

HES KORO SENSEEEIII

AND HES THE NICEST SUPER COOL YELLOW OCTOPUS MAN YOU'LL EVER MEET OKAY THATS LITERALLY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

Koro Sensei: *face turns to red again* YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!

WELLLLLLL I INTRODUCE BETTER

Koro Sensei: NO YOU DON'T!!

YES I DO

Koro Sensei: NO! YOU DON'T!!

*Aaaand they'll just continue to go on for a bit, don't mind them.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Apoph: And here I thought we would actually get somewhere. God forbid you all make me happy...

[Wander]

*And right after APOPH said that, he finds himself all tidied up! Squeaky clean! He also has an ice cream in his hand.*

yoooo apoph whered you get that ice cream

Koro Sensei: Where else?!

uhh

ice cream store???

Koro Sensei: ...True! *His face turns a slight red with a redder circle in the middle* I kinda meant from me, though. But that can work as well! You deserve a little treat, too!

*In a blink of an eye, WANDER suddenly holds a cup of blue liquid.*

!!! NO WAY, IS THIS THE SWEET-TASTING LOW GRADE ENERGON

Koro Sensei: Mhm!

DUUUUDE YOU'RE SO NICE *starts sipping energon* ah yes perfect

[Sir Sivelos]

*APOPH stares bitterly at his ice-cream.*

…Bluh bluh bluh. Let's go challenge Baal already.