((I might make a variant of this kind of thing where you fight the big boss and their summoned henchmen with words. Basically, their HP is taken down by the number of words in each post (based on which baddie you're targeting). The only thing that defeats your character is... well, dropping out by your own accord. Other than that, everyone goes hog wild and sees if they can take down a boss with say 500K or maybe even possibly 1 million HP.))

*Surrounded by the LAW ENERGIES and overdriven by DEMONIC BLOODLUST, NEO EMOLGA enters OVERDRIVE STANCE! NEO EMOLGA's AGILTY and VIGOR have reached ASTRONOMICAL LEVELS!*

*NEO EMOLGA casts DIVINE SONG OF THE SERAPHIM on SIVELOS, surrounding his corpse with brilliant, holy light, raising him from the dead and increasing his VITALITY and CONSTITUION BEYOND ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS! SIVELOS can now take a M1A2 ABRAMS TANK SHELL to the FACE and wonder if it was a FLY THAT BUMPED INTO HIS NOSE!*